Traveling through an ancient military camp: Bao'er's survival song

Peng Zizheng's loud shout startled the delicate young lady so much that she fainted. The other four people rushed to surround her, creating a chaotic scene. The cook, who hadn't had a chance to reply, scolded Peng Zizheng, "We're not deaf! Why are you shouting like that! Look how scared you've made our precious daughter! Don't think you can bully us just because you're some great general!" She then sat down on the ground, slapping her thigh and wailing, "This is terrible! My poor daughter! She's been scared to death by these noblemen! You're only eighteen! The prime of your life! You entered this general's mansion upright, but you're going to leave horizontally! There's no justice! The common people can't survive!"

Peng Zizheng had really gone too far! He stood up abruptly and stormed off.

Once outside, Peng Zizheng immediately ordered his soldiers to prepare the horses; he was going to the palace! These five men can go whoever wants them; even if the emperor says he doesn't trust the emperor, he'll fucking accept it!

The emperor had just finished his morning court session and was having a few bites of food in his bedchamber when Peng Zizheng stormed in with a fierce look on his face and a resentful expression. He put down the sweet lotus root with osmanthus he had picked up and smiled, "What's wrong? Who has provoked you, you firecracker, again?"

Peng Zizheng didn't forget to bow, then complained bitterly, "Your Majesty, please stop saying I don't trust you. Look at the kind of people you've given me! Street thugs and rich girls. If I raise my voice, I'll scare one to death. Is she a rabbit or something?"

Ruifu, who was serving the young emperor his meal, chuckled along with the emperor.

The young emperor had Ruifu add a bowl and chopsticks for Peng Zizheng, then smiled and said to Peng Zizheng as he sat down, "These people are really hard to deal with. If I could handle them, would I be willing to give them to Brother Luo? I didn't expect even Brother Luo couldn't handle them!"

The young emperor's words successfully aroused Peng Zizheng's competitive spirit. He didn't care about breakfast or lunch and asked the emperor with curiosity, "So Your Majesty didn't manage to subdue these guys either? Who are they? If they really have great talents, I don't believe I can't handle five street ruffians!"

The young emperor pursed his lips but smiled without speaking. Ren Pengzizheng pleaded several times before finally speaking, "Look at these five people. Although they are of all ages and genders, they are all disciples of Master Wuhen."

Peng Zizheng's eyes lit up: "Is that the old immortal Wuhen, who was so skilled in all arts and could calculate everything, that the late emperor invited him to come out of seclusion but he refused?"

The young emperor smiled and nodded.

But Peng Zizheng was skeptical: "The old immortal is so powerful that he only took in these five good-for-nothings? Could His Majesty have been tricked by them? It can't be that good bamboo shoots come from bad bamboo."

The young emperor's face darkened, and he feigned anger, saying, "Do you think I'm someone who's so easily fooled? Or have you easily fooled me before without my knowledge?"

Peng Zizheng laughed awkwardly, then gently nudged the young emperor as he had done when they were children, covering it up by saying, "How could that be? You are my wise and intelligent Emperor!"

The young emperor narrowed his eyes: "There really is? Besides that piece of broken wood you gave me, which you claimed was carved into a knife by a ten-thousand-year-old tree spirit struck by heavenly lightning, and the Ghost King Jade you and the cat spirit obtained after killing a thousand ghosts, there's also..."

Peng Zizheng repeatedly begged for mercy: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Please stop! I was wrong! I knew Your Majesty was extremely intelligent and could not be fooled by anything. So all these years you've been telling me stories about trusting me were just to fool me!"

The young emperor snorted and glanced at Peng Zizheng, saying, "Tell me, how many people in this whole world can I fool? You still dare not trust me!"

"I was wrong! I was wrong!"