Traveling through an ancient military camp: Bao'er's survival song
Chapter 34 What a mess! Can't we just get straight to the point? (2)
The little boy giggled: "Sister, you're still so funny. I'm not your dad."
Li Bao'er: You dare to say "yes" and try?
The little boy saw the disapproving look on Li Bao'er's face and chuckled for a while before saying seriously, "In spring, she wore a yellow dress, and he will fall in love with her."
Li Bao'er was even more helpless: "Excuse me, which one is 'he' and which one is 'she'? Or are they all 'he' or all 'she'?"
The little boy didn't answer, but continued saying what he wanted to say: "So he can't kill him, and you can't kill him either."
Li Bao'er: "Big brother, can I call you big brother? If you sincerely want to tell me something, please be sure to say your name clearly?"
The little boy's figure gradually became transparent, leaving behind his last words: "As long as you don't die, then a son will not kill his mother, a daughter will not kill her father, and even a half-son will not kill his father."
Li Bao'er angrily grabbed her hair: "Big brother! If I'm that important, can't you at least give me immortality or a painless body first?!"
The wind blew across the empty path.
Li Bao'er yelled, "A bunch of lunatics!!!"
……
Li Bao'er walked dejectedly back into the town. She was now certain she wasn't an ordinary person; after all, an ordinary person would surely go insane if they encountered so many lunatics. Thinking this, she dragged her weary steps back, praising herself as she went, "I'm so strong, I'm fucking strong! My nerves aren't frayed at all!"
As she strolled along the overgrown path at the foot of the mountain, praising herself as she went, a hurried and clear warning came from afar: "Watch out! Watch out! Stop! Watch out!"
Li Bao'er looked around in the direction of the sound and immediately saw a white figure sliding down the low hill amidst the rolling sand and gravel. Li Bao'er quickly took a few steps back and dodged, watching helplessly as a disheveled young man in white, covered in sand and dust, tumbled down in front of her in a sorry state.
As the saying goes: Picking up a man on the street will bring you bad luck!
Adhering to the principle of never interfering with the main character's plot, Li Bao'er completely ignored the disoriented boy and went berserk.
The white-clad man, who had been ignored, hurriedly tried to call out to her: "Young brother, please help me! I can't move. I am the eighth brother of the current emperor. If you help me, I will definitely repay you handsomely!"
Li Bao'er, already seething with anger, instantly exploded. A member of the imperial family, without even a single guard? Just showing up in this desolate wilderness like this? Just brazenly revealing his true identity to a stranger? Couldn't he stop treating people like fools when he's making up lies? Furious, Li Bao'er whirled around and yelled at the swindler, "I'm the fucking Qin Shi Huang!"
The white-clad man lying on the ground paused for a moment, then gave what he considered a gentlemanly smile and continued politely, "Oh, could you please help me up, Young Master Qin?"
Li Bao'er: ...What the hell is this Young Master Qin?!
Destroy this world! It's full of freaks and illiterate people! There's not a single normal person left!
Exhausted and filled with helplessness and anger, Li Bao'er plopped down on the ground and began to wail loudly. The setting sun and the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves enhanced the atmosphere, and her wailing echoed throughout the mountain path.
When she finally vented her anger and slowly stopped crying, she heard the swindler who had fallen flat on his face weakly saying to her again and again, "Young Master Qin, please don't cry, I'm scared..."
Lee Bo-ah: This is the first time I've ever thought about taking action to hit someone.
Li Bao'er: There are no surveillance cameras!
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