Traveling through an ancient military camp: Bao'er's survival song
Chapter 2 Going Home
Phew... thank goodness, there's nothing between my legs...
But could women serve in the military in ancient times?
Also, why does she keep getting stuck in time travel loops? Does her "time travel cheat" mean she can save and start over whenever she dies?
Just as she was feeling confused, something cold flew past her face with a "whoosh".
Li Bao'er quickly looked in the direction the dart had come from, and saw the armored man who had been cursing in the tent just moments before standing there, his face cold and his eyes gloomy, slowly saying, "Didn't you say not even a fly could be let in? Drag him away! Chop him up!"
Li Bao'er turned her head in shock and saw that where the dart had been stuck, there was a dead fly on the tip of the knife!
Dragged away and facing another beating, Li Bao'er struggled desperately, then suddenly mustered her courage: "No! Are you crazy? Isn't 'fly' a descriptive term? Wait a minute, this fly is our own fly! It didn't fly in from outside!!"
Li Bao'er, Ga.
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"Guards, listen to my command! One..."
Li Bao'er is numb.
Following the usual procedure, they arrived at the East Gate, where Li Bao'er stared with her titanium alloy dog eyes, scanning the flies coming and going.
Yes... The first step to survival is to kill the big fly!
Just as Li Bao'er was crouching low against the wall, preparing to kill a greenbottle fly, the voice that had startled her rang out again: "As a guard, you've neglected your duty! Drag him away! Chop him up!"
Driven to the brink of collapse, Li Bao'er burst into a tirade: "You have a grudge against me, don't you! You bastard! Did I kill your whole family? You..."
Li Bao'er, whose mouth was gagged, was dragged away.
Li Bao'er, Ga.
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"I'm a woman! Let me go!" As soon as she entered, Li Bao'er began to take off her clothes; death had made her unafraid of shame!
A woman trespassed into a military camp.
……
"Brother, I have an upset stomach, can you cover for me?" Li Bao'er switched the gatekeeper job with the friendly soldier.
deserter Li Bao'er, Ga.
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"Do you have a grudge against me! Do you have a grudge against me! I'm asking you, do you have a grudge against me!" Li Bao'er, who had just passed through again, cried out and rushed towards the armored man like a madwoman, only to be pierced through the heart by the man's sword.
噶。
……
Li Bao'er, who had transmigrated again, was numb and calm. She reached out and took the knife from the friendly soldier next to her, and neatly slit her own throat.
Want to accumulate 100 deaths to get a surprise gift pack?!
Can't I just die by myself?!
The strategist beside the armored man, looking at the blood on the ground, asked the terrified soldier beside him, "Who is this guy? Has he gone mad?"
……
……
When Li Bao'er woke up again, she was lying on a bumpy and uncomfortable wooden cart. The animal pulling the cart was either a donkey or a mule, and the driver was a hunched old man with patched clothes.
Looking at the bumpy mountain path and the lush trees that passed by, Li Bao'er burst into tears.
Li Bao'er's loud cry startled the old man driving the cart. He quickly stopped and asked, "Young man, young man, what's wrong? What's wrong?"
What lovely people they are! Li Bao'er thought, sobbing.
Thank God, Li Bao'er has finally escaped that endless cycle of military life!!
But the old man's repeated use of "little boy" made Li Bao'er suspicious. She subconsciously wanted to touch her crotch again, but the strange old man staring at her made her hold back the action. Instead, she moved her hand to her chest and started groping around.
Flat!
a bolt from the blue!
Has she really dressed up as a man this time?
The old man panicked even more when he saw her clutching her chest: "What's wrong? Are you choking? Are you choking? What should we do! ...Let's go home, let's go home, your great-grandfather will take you home!"
Li Bao'er immediately agreed: "Yes, yes, let's go home! Let's go home!"
No matter who she wears the clothes on, "home" should always be the safest place.
Li Bao'er thought.
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