Quick Transmigration: My System is a Big Liar

Early in the morning, the program staff knocked on Jiang Lan's door.

Looking at the camera pointed at her, Jiang Lan was a little confused. Could someone tell her that the filming wasn't being done at the TV station, but rather at her home early in the morning?

She was still disheveled and half asleep.

Why weren't we notified in advance?!

Liang Yu, you're such a troublemaker! You've really screwed her over.

"Achoo! Who's talking about me so early in the morning?" Liang Yu had finally gotten some peace and quiet and could sleep in, but one sneeze after another instantly woke her up.

The crew noticed Jiang Lan's confusion and greeted her warmly and excitedly, "Good morning, Teacher Jiang."

"So early?" Jiang Lan snapped out of her daze and quickly invited them inside. "Hello! Come in, come in."

Staff carried a camera into the room, the lens pointing directly at Jiang Lan, showing everyone the most authentic state of her skin.

The audience gasped in surprise.

[This girl has such amazing skin! Even up close, you can't see a single pore. Her skin is absolutely flawless.]

[He doesn't look thirty at all. Is President Jiang really thirty?]

Shen Yubai and President Jiang are a perfect match, a match made in heaven. I'm definitely shipping this couple.

[Who told me President Jiang is thirty? He's clearly eighteen, okay?]

No, no, no, I'm eighteen this year, and my skin isn't even this smooth. My face is covered in pimples, it's so annoying.

Although I don't have any pimples, my skin is terrible—large pores, and it's not smooth at all. I'm so envious of this girl's skin.

Sister Jiang, please share your beauty secrets.

Sister, please share your secret!

[This isn't an ordinary person, she's a fairy! Anyone who dares to say she's not good enough for Shen Yubai, I'll be the first to tear them apart. My girl deserves everyone, no arguments allowed.]

Count me in, I'll be second.

I'm the third one.

[Could it be that she was notified in advance and had her makeup done beforehand? It's fake, right? The camera is so close, you can't even see a pore, who would believe that! She probably just applied too much wool fabric.]

[Fine, don't believe me then. Get lost, you troll, you're everywhere.]

I also think it's fake. If she were really that outstanding, how could she be over thirty and still unmarried?

[Don't be a sour grapes commenter. Didn't you see the sleep in her eyes on her face?]

[Yes, yes, and the shocked look in the young lady's eyes when she opened the door couldn't be faked.]

I also believe it's not fake. The young lady isn't a professional actress; it's impossible for her to act so realistically.

[Where's Shen Yubai? Is he still asleep? Cameraman, turn the camera around and see what Shen Yubai is doing!]

[He's probably still in bed waiting for the girl.]

I wanted to see what my son looked like before he woke up.

[Same as above. 】

My son usually looks skinny and weak; I wonder if he has a six-pack. His wife is so outstanding; he can't let her down.

We need to keep an eye on our son's exercise routine; we can't let such a wonderful daughter-in-law slip away.

Yes, I second that.

Everyone assumed this was just a comment from Shen Yubai's brainless fans, unaware that it was actually done by Shen's parents.

Since Shen Yubai and Jiang Lan officially announced their relationship, they have become members of the Yulan CP fan club, and are responsible for confronting the haters every day.

In an instant, the number of viewers in the live stream multiplied, and various comments flashed across the screen.

The show's directors were beaming with excitement at the sight; they knew that fans loved watching the siblings.

Moreover, this couple is also a visually appealing pair; the woman is a strong, independent woman, and the man is a cute, puppy-like guy. It's no wonder their fans are going crazy.

He guessed right.

This couple is currently the most talked-about, hehehe! Their money wasn't wasted; outstanding people are outstanding no matter where they are.

This is the first day that viewership has doubled, so their viewership for this episode is guaranteed.

The staff member was excited to see the fans' comments and pointed towards the bedroom, "Teacher Jiang, is Teacher Shen still not up? Is it convenient for us to go to the bedroom to film?"

As the photographer walked straight to the bedroom door, the other staff members were already waiting outside, looking excited.

Jiang Lan rolled her eyes inwardly. What difference did asking make? Did it give her a chance to refuse?

While inwardly cursing, she maintained a polite smile and pushed open the bedroom door. "Of course it's convenient. Yu Bai is washing up inside and will be out soon."

Shen Yubai had already hidden in the bathroom when he heard the commotion; how could he possibly wait for them to come and take pictures?

Looking at the empty bed, the staff and fans in front of the screen were somewhat disappointed. Why were they so late?

The messy state of the bed, with the blankets crumpled into a ball, indicates that the owner had just gotten up and hadn't had time to tidy up.

The photographer walked around the bedroom, his gaze falling on the tightly closed bathroom door, feeling a little disappointed.

The camera then focused on Jiang Lan, knowing that fans like watching her, and this was a special treat for them.

Jiang Lan washed up right under the noses of her fans. She gently rubbed the face wash in her hands and then swished it around on her face. Those fans who had questioned whether Jiang Lan was wearing makeup fell silent, as if they had disappeared.

The screen was filled with nothing but praise and envy.

Within just half an hour, a new group of fans joined Jiang Lan's Weibo account.

The cosmetics she used were snapped up instantly before the merchants could even react. A month's worth of stock in the warehouse was sold out in a single day, and orders are still piling up.

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The location for the show was chosen in the suburbs of City A, in several three-story villas in the countryside. Two couples would stay in one villa, and the location would be decided by drawing lots, with the last couple getting a turn.

When Jiang Lan and Shen Yubai arrived, the other four teams had just arrived a short while later, with little difference in time, indicating that the timing had been calculated in advance.

Once everyone had arrived, the five couples introduced themselves to each other.

The other four couples include a model couple in the entertainment industry, Lu Chengqian and Zhang Jing, who have been married for over a decade with zero scandals.

They always appeared to be a loving couple on screen.

The second couple is Yang Yingjia, a celebrity who has gained fame despite her controversial past, and her non-celebrity boyfriend, Jiang Zhe.

The third couple is old acquaintances Yan Yan and Lin Heng.

The fourth couple is actor Hao Hong and his rumored girlfriend Jenny.

A staff member, carrying a pre-prepared lottery box, approached the group with a smile. "Dear teachers, let's start drawing lots to decide where you'll stay tonight. Let's see which couple gets a turn and can stay in the whole villa alone."

After some polite refusals, Lu Chengqian, the oldest among them, drew lots first and got Villa No. 2, hoping to be the only one to live there.

Next up is actor Hao Hong, who drew villa number three.

Yan Yan pinned her hopes on Lin Heng, hoping that his good luck would allow her to draw the opportunity to live in the same villa as Sister Lan.

Unfortunately, my hopes were dashed.

Lin Heng drew villa number three.

Yang Jiaying drew villa number two.

Now the allocation is clear: Jiang Lan and Shen Yubai will be given a turn and will live alone in Villa No. 1.

Yan Yan looked at Jiang Lan with a mournful expression, as if to say, "Sister Lan, are you going to abandon me again?"

Jiang Lan's eyelids twitched at the sight. She rubbed the goosebumps on her arms and pulled Shen Yubai away from the scene.

This little devil is getting more and more abnormal now that she's in love, and Lin Heng doesn't even try to control her.

The little witch has a sharp eye; she saw through Lin Heng's womanizing act at a glance.

She did this simply to escape an arranged marriage by her family.

He and Yan Yan pursued each other relentlessly for more than half a year before finally getting married.

They are currently deeply in love and spend all their time together except when Yan Yan is filming.

When Yan Yan wasn't filming, she would stay in Lin Heng's office and work with him.

"Lanlan is so lucky."

Shen Yubai couldn't help but sigh, the opportunity that everyone had been fighting for all this time had fallen into their laps.

Jiang Lan smiled and said, "I feel the same way. Let's go put our luggage down first and see what the number one villa that everyone is fighting over looks like."

The three villas look pretty much the same from the outside: three rooms, two and a half stories, with the main gate wide open.

The first floor has a living room, kitchen, and bathroom.

The second floor has two rooms and a living room, with south-facing windows that provide excellent natural light.

Although the room didn't have much furniture, it looked very tidy, and Jiang Lan was very satisfied.

After a short rest, the production crew brought us dinner.

Fresh meat and vegetables.

Jenny ran to the bag first, opened it, and exclaimed in surprise, "Why are they all raw?"

The staff explained, "Today's dinner will be prepared by the teachers themselves; all the ingredients are here."

"Huh! You're cooking yourself?" Jenny was dumbfounded. How could someone who had never been in a kitchen before cook?

"I can't!"

Yan Yan also silently shook her head; she wouldn't do it either.

Yang Yingjia couldn't stand Jenny's affected manner and rolled her eyes speechlessly, "Fine, do it yourself then, it's no big deal!"

The screen was instantly filled with curses. Jiang Lan finally understood why Yang Yingjia was being criticized. Her outspoken personality was just too honest.

If it's fake, it's because it's so well-made.

She has a stunning face and figure, but her mouth is not pleasing.

The impression Yang Yingjia gave Jiang Lan seemed genuine; her expression and tone didn't appear to be feigned.

Hearing Yang Yingjia's words, Zhang Jing's smile deepened. "Chengqian and I will make it. We'll cook it for everyone."

Yang Yingjia retorted, "No need, I can do it. I can't just eat without doing any work."

Zhang Jing's smile froze instantly.

Jenny glared indignantly at Yang Yingjia. If it weren't for the movie star Hao Hong holding her back, she probably would have gotten into a fight with Yang Yingjia.

Yan Yan immediately smoothed things over, "Sister Jing, Sister Yingjia, you cook, I'll wash the dishes. I may not know how to cook, but I've washed dishes many times, so it's definitely no problem."

Yang Yingjia had a good impression of Yan Yan, so she was polite, saying, "I can't let you wash the dishes by yourself. This way, everyone else except the cook will wash the dishes."

Jenny wanted to object again, but the movie star Hao Hong immediately agreed.

Yan Yan moved closer to Jiang Lan and said, "Sister Lan, let's wash the dishes together in a bit."

"You underestimate me. I'll show you my skills today, so watch closely." Jiang Lan raised her chin, rolled up her sleeves, and went into the kitchen.

He took out the potatoes prepared by the production team, peeled, washed, and shredded them all in one go.

Having witnessed Jiang Lan's skill in chopping vegetables, Yan Yan was dumbfounded. "When did Sister Lan learn to cook?" How come she didn't know?

Lin Heng shook his head. How would he know when Jiang Lan learned to cook?

However, she quickly realized that for a top student like Jiang Lan, learning to cook would be a piece of cake, so there was no need to make a fuss.

After all, this cannot be viewed using the mindset of ordinary people.

Shen Yubai's eyes never left Jiang Lan, filled with love that he couldn't hide. "Sister will always be like that."

Jiang Lan subtly demonstrated her skills, causing Lu Chengqian and Zhang Jing to swallow back the words they were about to say.

Fans were stunned, exclaiming, "Is there anything our girl can't do?"

Guang Lu's skill alone surpasses that of 90% of people.

The remaining 10% are all professional chefs.

About an hour later, the dozen or so dishes prepared by Jiang Lan, Yang Yingjia, Lu Chengqian, and Zhang Jing were officially served.

Jiang Lan's spicy fish, stir-fried green beans, shredded pork with garlic sauce, and hot and sour shredded potatoes are very popular.

Below are the dishes Yang Yingjia made: ham and scrambled eggs, braised tofu, green vegetables and mushrooms, and braised pork.

The seven dishes that Lu Chengqian and Zhang Jing made were either tasteless or too salty, and in the end, most of the plates were left uneaten, which was in stark contrast to the two of them finishing their plates.

Even though Lu Chengqian and Zhang Jing tried their best to control themselves, their expressions were still very stiff.

The movie star Hao Hong tried to laugh it off, but Yang Yingjia retorted without mercy, silencing him completely.

Yang Yingjia's outspoken personality has some admirers, but most people can't stand it, especially Lu Chengqian and Zhang Jing's fans, who have been relentlessly attacking her.

Yang Yingjia's few remaining fans dared not refute her because their numbers were too small.