I don't want to come up with a funny book title anymore.

"Xiaoxue, I can't walk anymore."

Xie Fengnan, who had separated from Deng Xiu, started a business again.

"Brother Xie, get on, I'll carry you."

Xie Fengnan took a deep breath, feeling a deep sense of guilt about exploiting child labor.

But it's so fluffy and smells really good.

Xie Fengnan lay flat on Xiaoxue's back, even trying to roll around.

(Xia, why am I not fluffy? That way I could pet myself!)

"Have you become so twisted that you don't even spare yourself?"

(Damn it, I don't want to be a pervert either, but who can resist a fluffy creature that can carry you around!)

(It's all Xiao Xi's fault, why can't he grow to be big enough for me to lie down in!)

(So ​​I won't have to ride his wife anymore!)

"Stop pressuring the little brat, and stop your distorted remarks."

When Xie Fengnan is alone, he likes to go on occasional crazy literary rants, and the system has gotten used to his split personality.

Just as Xie Fengnan was feeling bored and wondering whether he should continue sleeping...

The walkie-talkie started beeping.

Xie Xinghe mentioned that such a sound indicates that someone in the vicinity with this type of communicator is asking for help.

Looks like I'll be able to find some fun again.

"Xiaoxue, go this way." Xie Fengnan pointed in a direction.

Xiaoxue nimbly ran in the direction Xie Fengnan had indicated.

They arrived at the scene of the call for help very quickly.

Xie Fengnan looked closely and realized it was Huang Yong, an old acquaintance.

He seems to enjoy causing trouble everywhere.

Once or twice, but definitely not a third or fourth time. This time, we'll definitely take him down.

At this moment, Huang Yong was leading a group of people in a fierce attack on the students of the Empire's First Military Academy.

Those people weren't the underlings Xie Fengnan had met before; it seemed he had gathered another group of people from somewhere.

However, Xie Fengnan, with his sharp eyes, spotted Huang Yong's former underlings among those attacked.

Is this internal strife?

Xie Fengnan allowed Xiaoxue to walk out openly and honestly.

Their obvious presence, without any attempt to conceal it, immediately alerted both sides, causing them to tighten their formation and prepare for battle.

"It's you!?"

Huang Yong recognized Xie Fengnan at a glance.

After all, the first time they tried to steal the Golden Spirit, Deng Xiu stopped them, and the second time, they used the trouble to lure the Lion into attacking them.

This was the third time they had met, and Xie Fengnan's appearance was so distinctive that it was hard not to leave a deep impression.

That day, Huang Yong was so eager to escape that he didn't dare to look back at the scene behind him, so he naturally didn't know that the plot was not developing as he expected.

He thought Xie Fengnan would die with Deng Xiu and his gang at the hands of Shi Shengshi, but he never expected to run into him again.

"It's me, and you're not satisfied?"

Xie Fengnan looked at Huang Yong and gave a professional fake smile.

Huang Yong's alarm blared, and he turned to run away. Not only would Xie Fengnan not allow it, but Xiao Xue would be the first to object.

Before everyone knew it, Huang Yong was pinned down by Xiao Xue's claws.

So fast--

Can I escape at that speed?

This is what they think.

"Hmm...how do you want to die? We support beheading, heart removal, and dismemberment..."

Xie Fengnan appeared relaxed and carefree, as if he wasn't about to kill anyone but was simply having a casual chat.

Huang Yong isn't stupid; he's managed to get to where he is today.

The moment he saw Xiaoxue and Xiaoxi, he roughly guessed what had happened after he ran away.

Although the two lions had changed drastically, certain familiar features confirmed to him that they were the same two from yesterday.

Huang Yong didn't have time to think about why they had changed so much.

Because he was preoccupied with realizing that he was doomed to die today.

He couldn't escape.

This conclusion terrified Huang Yong. He didn't want to die. "Perhaps there's some misunderstanding between us, but I can explain—"

"Fine, then start making excuses."

Huang Yong opened his mouth, his brain working at lightning speed, but he couldn't utter a single word.

"I thought you were going to put on some amazing show. Since you won't choose how you die, I'll choose for you."

Xie Fengnan wasted no time and directly asked Xiaoxue to do it.

The next second, Huang Yong's head flew off. The last thing he saw was the majestic white lion leading the golden lion back to Xie Fengnan's side.

"Next... it's your turn."

Huang Yong's men realized something was wrong and had already secretly retreated, but they were destined not to succeed.

Not to mention Xiaoxue, whose strength is steadily improving towards the fifth rank, even Xiaoxi, who is only at the second rank, can easily defeat most of the people here.

Xie Fengnan didn't lift a finger; he was simply too lazy.

They were even secretly pleased with themselves, thinking that they had really made the right choice raising these pets; they would fight when needed and pet them when not fighting.

I'm already considering whether to raise a few more, working hard for the great cause of lying down and doing nothing!

"Excuse me... are you Marshal Xie's younger brother?"

The person who had asked for help cautiously inquired of Xie Fengnan.

"If you're referring to Xie Xinghe when you say 'Young Marshal Xie,' then that's me." Xie Fengnan was surprised that someone actually knew him.

"Wow!" A small exclamation came from the people over there, followed by whispers.

"Hello! Thank you so much for your help..."

Having confirmed Xie Fengnan's identity, the man became even more respectful, his eyes burning with fervor as he began to speak incessantly.

Xie Fengnan felt quite uncomfortable because of him. He didn't even suspect me? It seems my expected slap-in-the-face scenario won't be playing out.

Xie Fengnan felt a slight regret.

Did Xie Xinghe give you some instructions?

After much thought, Xie Fengnan realized there was only one possibility.