A different Grand Theft Auto

After Trevor burned down O'Neil's ranch, he finally felt relieved! He felt much better! So he drove straight home!

North of Los Santos, in the Great Desert, Trevor's trailer!

Trevor reached his trailer and saw Wade trying to run away. Trevor rushed forward and yelled, "Come back here! You're not hiding like that! Did you finish what I asked you to investigate?"

Wade, head bowed, said, "I... I've been trying, Trevor! I've been trying!"

Trevor suppressed his anger and calmly said to Wade, "Come here, okay? I won't hit you!"

As Wade approached, he said, "I'm trying!"

Trevor calmly said, "I know, I understand!" Then he punched Wade, knocking Wade to the ground!

Wade lay on the ground, feeling wronged, and said, "I thought you said you wouldn't hit me!"

Trevor glared at him and said, "Yeah, I thought you were going to find that Mike Townley!"

Wade: "There are two Mike Townleys in Los Santos! One is 83 years old, and the other is still in kindergarten! Just to be safe, I asked his teacher to let him on the phone, and she threatened to call the police! I wasn't trying to sexually harass him, Trevor!"

Trevor, barely suppressing the urge to beat Wade up, said, "Shut up before I start sexually harassing you, okay? So, anything else?"

Wade thought for a moment and suddenly said, "I... I checked the phone book and found a guy around the same age! His name is Mike DeSanta, he's married and has two kids!"

Hearing this, Trevor was convinced that this man was very likely Mike Townley, and continued to ask, "What's his wife's name?"

Wade: "Amanda!"

Trevor exclaimed in surprise, "Amanda?"

Wade: "Yes!"

Trevor suddenly laughed and said, "You idiot, you're a genius! Come here, over here!"

Seeing Trevor's gleeful expression, Wade thought to himself, "I shouldn't get beaten up this time!" and walked over. But no sooner had he approached than Trevor punched him again, knocking him to the ground once more! (Poor Wade!) Trevor yelled at Wade, "From now on, you're not allowed to hide anything I want to know from me!"

Wade whispered, "I'm sorry, Trevor!"

Trevor suddenly yelled at the tow truck next to him, "Hey, you little bastard! Get out here! We're going to Los Santos!"

Xiao Luo rushed out: "Us?"

Trevor: "It wasn't you, it was me and Wade!"

Ronaldinho: "And what about me?"

Trevor pointed at Ronaldinho and said, "You're the CEO of Trevor Phillips Enterprises! Find us some profitable business! And then clean up all that crap for me!" Then Trevor turned to Wade and said, "Come on, Wade! I'll drive, and you can help me masturbate when I get bored!" Seeing Wade suddenly stop moving, Trevor laughed and said, "Just kidding..." Just as Wade ran over, Trevor suddenly added, "You can give me a blowjob!" Wade felt like a million alpacas were flying through the air! Wade innocently asked Trevor, "Can we buy ice cream along the way?" However, Trevor didn't answer him! The two got in the car and drove off to Los Santos!

Wade looked at Trevor driving his car and said, "For this road trip, shall we drive this car?"

Trevor said directly, "Go in! Where are your men in Los Santos?"

Wade: "It's just my cousin, Floyd, there! He and his girlfriend are staying at a place called Wispucci Beach. So, uh, where are we going in the middle?"

Trevor said to Wade in a serious tone, "Family is important, Wade. Although it's not as important as the people who hired you, trained you, and fed you amphetamines over the past year, it's still very important! That's why we're going to visit your cousin!"

Wade: "I haven't seen him in a while, Trevor!"

Trevor: "Now I have even more reason to pay a visit!"

Wade: "Okay... um... that might be good too, but... where are we going on our way?"

Trevor: "Another chapter of Lost Motorcycles has just flooded into this pretty little town! They're preparing to mourn their fallen brothers, and maybe take some revenge, so I was thinking you and I could go and pay our respects!"

Wade said fearfully, "Trevor, I, I... I don't think we'll be popular there. I mean, aren't you the one..."

Trevor: "The camp is here. We'll wait until dark before we move out! Are all the sticky bombs I asked you to prepare in the car?"

Wade: "Yeah, we've put them all at the back!"

Trevor: "That's good!" As darkness fell, Trevor said to Wade, "You stay in the car, I'll go! Hold on tight!" Trevor quietly crept in with the sticky bombs, installing one in front of each trailer. It took him about 20 minutes to finish. Trevor secretly returned to the car, drove away, and detonated the bombs shortly after! Several explosions rang out, and the camp was reduced to chaos! However, Trevor didn't seem to care, as if he hadn't done anything about it! The two of them then embarked on their journey to Los Santos!

On the way, Trevor said to Wade, "We don't need to pay attention to that Lost Motorbike Gang anymore, let's go find my old partner!"

Wade: "This Mike Townley must have really angered you for you to be so eager to find him!"

Trevor: "He didn't piss me off. It was the group that killed him, the federal government, that pissed me off!"

Wade asked in surprise, "But if he's already dead, then who is this...?"

Trevor: "Now you're starting to get to the most crucial question! Who is this guy who used my dead friend's old movie lines? And used my friend's alias? Possessed my dead friend's family? And used the millions my dead friend hid to buy a mansion and move in?"

Wade: "That's enough to make my head explode!"

Trevor: "Yeah, I'll show you what it means to make your brain explode! I'll shove my little brother into your eye, and then it'll come out of your ear! Ha!"

Wade suddenly said in fear, "I, I, I didn't mean anything by that, Trevor... Trevor!"

Trevor: "Give your eye sockets a good lubrication! Because I'm going to have fun, okay? I'm prepared to make you the unlucky guy who gets hit by a car on the highway."

Wade humorously replied, "Ugh, please, don't turn me into anything, I just want to be Wade!"

Trevor: "Boring!"

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