A different Grand Theft Auto
Chapter 38, Old Cui, who's not quite right in the head!
Having successfully raided the airport, Trevor and Russell each flew away in a Cuban 800 (prototype: Cessna 310). Russell suddenly said to Trevor, "Trevor, so who will this buyer be?"
Trevor, because the plan had been so successful, patiently told Russell, "There are only two places where this weapon can be used!"
Xiao Luo: "Which two?"
Trevor: "Heading north to Canada, that's very likely where those guys who lost the motorcycle are going to sell it!"
Xiao Luo: "Or?"
Trevor: "Or our good neighbor on the other side, our Mexican brothers in the south!"
Little Luo: "Trevor, I think you must have all sorts of connections in Canada!"
Trevor was very surprised that Ronaldinho would say that, and asked in return, "Why would you think that?"
"It's obvious!" Xiao Luo replied matter-of-factly.
Trevor: "Why is it so obvious? Tell me, or I'll have you fly your plane into a mountain!"
Luo quickly replied, "Because that's where you used to operate. Didn't you used to do business in North Yankton, transporting goods across the border?"
Trevor: "Oh yeah, of course, yes, that's me!"
Not long after, Ronaldinho suddenly said to Trevor, "I saw the signal. Is that one of your men?"
Trevor: "We should just dump the goods down there!"
At this moment, Xiao Luo kindly reminded us, "There's a military base ahead. Shouldn't we fly closer to avoid being detected by their radar?"
Trevor: "That's right, you're absolutely right! Alright, the goods have been delivered, we're heading back now. Little Luo, remember this: if you get to the small airport before me, I'll skin you alive and wrap you up like cheese!" With that, Trevor sped off!
"You wouldn't really do that to me, would you, Trevor?" Little Luo said fearfully.
Trevor suddenly laughed and said, "You'll find out when you beat me!"
Luo had a sudden inspiration: "I'm not like you, a well-trained air force pilot! I can only fly the plane to where I want to go, but I can't choose whether to go fast or slow!"
Upon hearing what Ronaldinho said, Trevor, unusually, cracked a joke: "Then try to improve, or just fly into a barn!"
Little Luo chimed in, "Will the barn slow me down?"
Trevor laughed loudly and said, "It might, it might kill you!"
Little Luo: "Don't worry, Trevor, I'm flying normally now. I believe you'll arrive at the small airport before me!"
Trevor: "You're much bolder than I thought! Just a friendly reminder, let's fly a little deeper into this wetland, or we'll be in trouble!"
Little Luo immediately felt a sense of warmth and changed the subject, asking, "So, are all these guns going to be sent to Mexico?"
Trevor was in a rare good mood, so he explained to Ronaldinho in detail: "Mexico, yes, that guy on the cargo ship just now was Oscar Goetzman, he's from the gang!"
Young Luo reiterated his concern for Philips' business, saying, "If there's a market there, it would be a great opportunity for us to expand our business!"
Trevor: "You think I didn't think of that! We might be able to buy the Oscars business, but leave that to me, Ronaldinho!"
Xiao Luo: "Excuse me, I wanted to ask if your contact paid a good price for this kind of product? Because I'm really short of money right now, you know, I have to pay my divorce lawyer fees... and my settlement fees!"
Trevor: "Yeah, he paid, and he paid more than anyone else in this shabby country!"
Xiao Luo said with relief, "That's good, buddy!"
Trevor suddenly said impatiently, "Let's discuss the profit-sharing in detail after we land, okay?"
Xiao Luo: "Okay, Lao Cui!"
Before long, the two arrived at their destination—a small airport—and landed one after the other.
Little Luo: "Trevor, did you see that? You won! Looks like you're the better one!"
After Trevor got off the plane, he ran to Russell's plane. Russell was preparing his small plane when Trevor ran over, so Russell had to sit on the wing first. Trevor laughed loudly, "I think that's enough to make up for my impotent rage!"
Little Luo chimed in, "Trevor, that statue is really beautiful!"
Trevor suddenly leaned closer to Ronaldinho and said, "That's a pretty plastic monstrosity! But things with deep feelings are priceless! I mean, maybe you'd be willing to give up your share so my heart won't ache so much?" (Ugh, this is so unfair!)
Little Luo was very surprised: "Me?" Trevor saw that Little Luo didn't agree immediately, so Trevor slapped the wings hard with both hands! Under Trevor's intimidating power, Little Luo had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I mean I can do it, good idea!"
Seeing how "sensible" Ronaldinho was, Trevor happily said, "We don't have time to worry about that now! We still have to make a few more trips, Ronaldinho! What do those illegal immigrants in the south need? Guns!"
Standing on the wing, Xiao Luo jumped up and down to join Trevor in saying, "Trevor Phillips Corporation... Expertise! Innovative Management! Unstoppable!"
Trevor was quite pleased: "Oh! Oh! Oh! That's right! Now let's go, I need to meditate! Or maybe I need to masturbate to release some tension, or maybe I want to do both..."
Trevor saw Ronaldinho leave the small airport, so he strolled off as well. Just as he reached the roadside, he saw a middle-aged man selling fruit, so Trevor went over to him.
Seeing the menacing aura emanating from Trevor, the shopkeeper guessed he was no good, so he smiled and said to Trevor, "Hey, buddy! What do you want? Take whatever you like! It's free! Consider it my treat!"
Trevor walked up to the fruit stand, picked up a piece of fruit, and muttered to himself, "Free? Oh, that's great! What if I want some special services right now?"
The shop owner didn't expect him to be so blatantly rude, especially to him! But he didn't dare to get angry at him directly, so he pretended to be confused: "I don't quite understand what you're saying. If you don't want the fruit, I'm going to pack up and go home right away!" After saying that, he put the fruit into the van little by little.
Trevor watched quietly without saying a word. Just as the boss was about to finish cleaning, Trevor suddenly pulled down his pants and asked the boss to help him! (Please use your imagination.)
The boss muttered under his breath, "Crazy!" and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, the word "crazy" provoked Trevor. Trevor suddenly rushed over, grabbed the boss by the neck, and then violently slammed his head against the back of the truck! He screamed frantically, "Crazy! Ah! Crazy! F***ing! They're all damn bastards!" After slamming the boss's head against the truck countless times, the boss stopped breathing. Trevor threw him to the ground and then staggered away.
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