"Honey, where's your marriage certificate? Find it for me."

Ye Cheng lay lazily on the sofa, staring blankly at a certain spot.

Ji Lingfeng had just finished showering and came out of the bathroom. He paused, holding the towel in his hand, and asked warily, "What's wrong?"

After returning to the Ji's Building on the day he received his marriage certificate, he kept it locked in the office safe.

"Find it for me, I'm going to destroy it along with this one."

Ji Lingfeng: "???"

It's only been a few days since things calmed down? And now his wife is going to cause trouble again?

Ye Cheng stared at the ceiling and muttered, "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau again sometime."

"!!!"

"What are you up to now?"

Ji Lingfeng strode over, threw the towel on the sofa in annoyance, and glared at her with a stern expression.

Does this woman need to be taught a lesson again?!

The frustrating thing is that there's no way to deal with her now.

"Let me finish what I have to say." Ye Cheng glanced at him. "Let's go get a new marriage certificate."

Ji Lingfeng: "???"

Ye Cheng sat up straight, and as if by magic, a marriage certificate appeared in her hand. She patted the certificate with a look of disgust: "Look at this photo, it makes me look as ugly as can be."

I'm so angry! She's not that ugly.

"..."

Ji Lingfeng's eyebrows curved slightly: "Oh, really?"

He reached out to take the certificate from her hand, but she quickly withdrew her hand and took the certificate back.

He smiled and said, "I have mine at the company. I remember taking a pretty good picture of it."

That's considered good?

Ye Cheng rolled her eyes: "That day I was in a hurry to leave, and I didn't have time to take care of myself. I even ate a giant bowl of beef noodles at a noodle shop, stuffing myself until I was completely stuffed. I seriously doubt that you even looked at the marriage certificate carefully."

Ji Lingfeng smiled but remained silent.

The woman continued to complain: "Hmph, you're so lucky, you look as handsome as can be in the photos, but I look awful! No way, we have to take new photos and get a marriage certificate, otherwise this will become my embarrassing history!"

She just browsed a post.

A netizen shared their parents' wedding photos.

Then comes the soul-searching question: I've been confused since I was little, how could my father have fallen for my mother?!

In the accompanying wedding photo, the father is strikingly handsome, while the mother looks rather silly and unsophisticated.

It attracted a large crowd of onlookers.

The comments were varied and included all sorts of jokes.

She immediately thought of her marriage certificate.

Perhaps in another ten or twenty years, her marriage certificate will also be posted online by her unfilial son for netizens to see.

Ye Cheng muttered to herself, then looked up and saw Ji Lingfeng standing to the side, engrossed in his phone.

The man stared at the screen, scrutinizing something, his eyes practically brimming with amusement.

"No, honey, you look so cute and adorable."

He also remembered that because she couldn't stop hiccuping, the photos that came out were either showing her grinning or stretching her neck, and it took several attempts to get them right.

"What...what are you looking at?"

Ye Cheng twitched her lips, suddenly having a bad feeling.

She sprang up from the sofa and leaned over Ji Lingfeng's shoulder.

The bright, large wedding photo on the phone screen—isn't that the silly, goofy self she described?

The man had a wedding photo of them on his phone! He was zooming in to examine it closely.

"You were originally..."

Caught off guard, Ye Cheng gritted her teeth and said fiercely, "You really know how to bring up the most sensitive topics!"

Ji Lingfeng said innocently, "Wife, I took this picture casually at the company before my last business trip to Europe."

"What...what kind of trouble are you trying to cause by taking this?"

"I was on a business trip in Europe at the time, and I would check my phone whenever I had a spare moment, maybe two or three times a day, or even three to five times..."

"..."

Ye Cheng ground her teeth angrily: "Did you do this on purpose?"

The man said nonchalantly, "Every time I see this photo, I'm reminded of the first time we met, how you were hiccuping nonstop in front of me..."

"..." Alright, she knows she looks stupid, can't she remember something nice?

"Delete it! Now! Right now!"

Ji Lingfeng seemed not to hear him and continued his self-destructive behavior: "Then my mood inexplicably improved, and it worked quite well to relieve stress at work..."

"…………" Oh, I see, she's used for stress relief!!

Ji Lingfeng glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.

The woman in front of him grew increasingly dark, her eyes becoming more and more dangerous.

It seems like she's really angry.

Okay, I'd better not mess with my wife.

He consciously shifted his body slightly, patted his shoulder, and obediently said, "Wife, you can have it."

"Look how smug you are, thinking I wouldn't dare to bite you? Just you wait!" Ye Cheng bared her teeth and claws, ready to take a bite.

"..." Ji Lingfeng turned his head and met his wife's wide-open mouth, and was stunned.

Before he knew it, the two women had pinned him down on the bed.

The two of them bounced twice on the bouncy clouds.

Ye Cheng lay on top of the man, her two hands perfectly cupping his full, firm chest muscles.

The woman's face immediately turned yellow.

My heart was pounding, and before I knew it, I had secretly pinched it again.

Ji Lingfeng lay beneath her, his body tense, his heart itching with desire, afraid that he would lose control at any moment.

The two locked eyes, and the air fell silent; you could hear a pin drop.

A full minute later.

Ji Lingfeng composed himself, turned over and pushed her away, his Adam's apple bobbing as he uttered a low, laced "Be careful not to press on your stomach."

"husband……"

Ye Cheng was not giving up, so she pounced on him again and held him down, looking at him tenderly and coaxingly in a low voice: "Just for a little while."

For several days now, she hasn't been allowed to touch anything, not even her chest or abs. She even wants to try out a mattress worth millions.

No, I have to try it today.

Ji Lingfeng resolutely refused: "No way, don't even think about it."

The doctor repeatedly warned me to abstain from sexual intercourse for the first three months.

Just as he tried to sit up, the woman clinging to him started pulling down his pants.

He kept saying, "I'll be gentle, and I'll stop immediately if you feel uncomfortable."

Ji Lingfeng choked: "..."

Are the lines reversed?

His wife went crazy right after she got pregnant?

"Wife, you can't be willful. Don't forget you're carrying twins. What if something happens?" He gripped his pants and struggled against her.

"I'm strong and healthy, I'll be fine if you go easy on me," Ye Cheng said casually, his hands still busy.

"We cannot take chances."

"I didn't hug her!"

"One should not be greedy for momentary pleasure."

"I didn't embezzle!"

The two of them rolled around on the bed.

The woman, panting heavily, couldn't get her pants off even though they were halfway down: "This is so annoying! It's harder to hold down than a pig during Chinese New Year!"

"..."

That's right, they've all treated their husbands like pigs!

While she was catching her breath, Ji Lingfeng hurriedly pulled up his pants.

When Lai Qiang refused, Ye Cheng, with a mournful face, scolded, "Ji Lingfeng, what about your credibility? You promised to let me swindle money and sex from you. You got the money, but what about the sex?"

They transferred three companies and ten luxury homes to her name, and she gets a monthly allowance of five million, which has made her not only love money, but love money even more now.

There was absolutely no color.

"You can't touch me, you can't budge on me, and you always avoid me when you sleep at night. Do you dislike me?"

She continued to question him.

Ji Lingfeng's face darkened.

Disdain? You're talking nonsense again.

Knowing that the first few days were unbearable for both of them, he deliberately hid in the study to avoid them.

I only dare to go back to my bedroom to sleep after she falls asleep every night.

I need to take a cold shower before bed to cool down.

This woman is filial and sensible in front of her grandfather, but she is completely unreasonable in front of him.

"Just bear with it a little longer, and you can do whatever you want in two months."

He had to start doing ideological work repeatedly.

"It's unbearable!" Ye Cheng pouted. "It would be better to sleep in separate rooms."

Out of sight out of mind.

"That won't do. We can't have separate rooms no matter what." Ji Lingfeng's handsome face darkened.

"Be good, I'll take you out for something delicious tomorrow," he coaxed and lied.

Upon hearing about delicious food, the foodie immediately perked up their ears and their eyes lit up: "Spicy hot pot or barbecue skewers?"

I've been craving strong flavors lately.

"No way," he refused outright.

"Sure enough, men's words are deceitful!" she said angrily, burying her face in the blankets.

"Anything but spicy food and junk food is fine, okay?"

The woman remained unresponsive, hidden under the covers.

Ji Lingfeng gently nudged her: "Wife, don't get angry so easily, it's bad for your health."

There was still no movement from under the covers.

He paused for a moment, then lifted the blanket.

"..."

It really was his wife.

One second they're being temperamental, the next they're snoring away.

Ji Lingfeng couldn't help but chuckle. After turning off the lights, he gently pulled that soft, yielding body into his arms, his lips curving upwards involuntarily.

I feel so content, that blissful feeling of holding three people in my arms...

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