Ye Cheng stood in front of the shoe cabinet by the door, holding a box of takeout snail rice noodles, staring at her phone screen while slurping the noodles with great relish.
The milk tea order showed that the rider had delivered it, and a few minutes later, the doorbell finally rang.
She quickly put down her chopsticks and skipped to open the door.
The delivery guy, who had just finished delivering milk tea, stood at the door.
"Hey bro, what are those childhood sweethearts doing?"
Ye Cheng asked impatiently, her mouth turning red from slurping the noodles, and fine beads of sweat appearing on her nose.
The delivery guy, always quick-witted, jokingly said, "They're hugging and kissing."
"..."
Ye Cheng gasped, trembling with anger, and cursed as she twitched her lips, "Shameless! They actually kissed!"
The delivery guy chuckled cheekily.
"Just kidding, hehe. The handsome guy and beautiful girl are behaving themselves, standing there talking."
"..."
Ye Cheng vomited blood and rolled her eyes: "Little brother, you can't play like this. If you dare to lie to me, I'll give you a bad review."
The delivery guy blinked innocently and complained, "Oh, grandma, I'm just delivering your food, not catching you cheating! It's two different things, okay? Why are you giving me a bad review for this? I only took ten yuan from your tip."
"...Then do you think they look like a couple who have broken up?" Ye Cheng was still not satisfied and continued to ask.
The delivery driver was both amused and exasperated, and dared not say anything more.
"How would I know, Grandma? I'm just a food delivery guy. Please don't make things difficult for me. If I say something wrong, I'll be in big trouble."
What a day! I'm doing the job of delivering food, but I'm also worrying about all sorts of nagging and fussing.
Ye Cheng was speechless: "..."
The delivery driver looked distressed. "Oh, right, what about the trash you asked me to throw away? I need to rush to deliver my next order."
The milk tea order just now had a note saying "Please help me take out the trash".
Delivering food these days is really tough.
"Oh, right, right, buddy, wait for me for one more minute."
Ye Cheng was deep in thought when she heard this. She hurriedly picked up the snail rice noodles, slurped up the last few strands of noodles, tilted her head back and sipped a few mouthfuls of soup, and then quickly stuffed the takeout box and disposable chopsticks back into the plastic bag.
She handed over the takeout bag and smiled, "Thanks, but I don't want my man to see this, hehe."
The delivery guy looked disgusted: ...
Back on the sofa, Ye Cheng lay down as if her body was falling apart, staring blankly at the ceiling.
He silently pondered what Ji Lingfeng had said before leaving.
My first love wasn't delicate at all...
This man is shameless! He actually said I was his first love?!
Is that even possible?!
What about Zhou Meng'er, my childhood sweetheart?
The little beauties who grew up together, the sweethearts, they probably fell in love in their teens. This kind of plot is so common in TV dramas and novels.
She was very self-aware; this smooth-talking scoundrel didn't even bother to think before he lied, no wonder she didn't believe him!
Ye Cheng glanced at the clock on the wall with annoyance. More than half an hour had passed since he went downstairs. One could imagine how reluctant he was to say goodbye.
After an unknown amount of time, a "beep beep" sound came from outside; the combination lock on the front door was beeping.
Ye Cheng sat up abruptly like a spring, grabbed her phone, and started to pretend to be engrossed in something.
Thinking about it again, I felt it wasn't right, so I simply lay back down, closed my eyes, and pretended to be asleep.
He even deliberately made soft snoring sounds from his nose.
As Ji Lingfeng entered the living room, he was greeted by an indescribable sour and foul smell in the air.
He frowned, and then looked up to see the woman lying on the sofa.
What did this woman sneak out to eat at home this time?
As Ye Cheng heard footsteps getting closer in the living room, she felt inexplicably nervous and subconsciously increased the volume of her snoring.
Just as she was feeling uneasy, a sense of oppression that she could feel even with her eyes closed enveloped her, and warm breath fell on her cheek.
The woman's eyelashes trembled, but she steadied herself and continued to play dead.
Everything seemed to have stopped; there was no movement at all.
After a while, Ye Cheng finally couldn't hold back any longer and peeked through one eye.
A strikingly handsome face was right in front of me.
Ji Lingfeng had a faint smile on his lips as he looked at her with great interest.
Ye Cheng's eyes narrowed, and she blurted out, "You peeping tom!"
The next second, her chin was gently pinched in the man's hand.
"Not pretending anymore?" Ji Lingfeng chuckled softly.
"You—uh!"
Before Ye Cheng could react, the words in her throat instantly went silent.
Ji Lingfeng's lips had already forcefully sealed her mouth.
The woman's pupils dilated suddenly; caught completely off guard, she was utterly stunned.
The man's kiss was hot and domineering, ruthlessly stealing her breath, with a hint of punishment in it.
Ye Cheng was so overwhelmed by the kiss that she could barely breathe. She bit down hard with her teeth.
"hiss……"
Ji Lingfeng cried out in pain and released her.
"Wife, you bit me again."
Ye Cheng sat up abruptly, saying angrily, "Who told you to kiss me? You deserved it!"
Ji Lingfeng stuck out his tongue and smacked his lips; a faint taste of blood filled his mouth.
Believe me or not, I'll bite your tongue off next time!
Ye Cheng, with a gritted-teeth expression, reached up and wiped her mouth hard.
Ji Lingfeng seemed completely unconcerned, raising an eyebrow slightly, licking his lips as if savoring the memory, a cryptic smile on his face: "What did you sneak a bite of? This tastes a bit—"
Strange.
Ye Cheng swallowed nervously and straightened her back: "What do you mean...stealing food? I ate snail rice noodles, and I ate them openly and honestly!"
The delivery drivers are supposed to take out the trash for the takeout orders? Where's the sense of righteousness in that?
I just momentarily forgot about the smell of snail rice noodles.
Ji Lingfeng was slightly taken aback, his tone reproachful: "You just had diarrhea, and then you ate something with strong flavors?"
My wife is such a worry; it hasn't been long since she forgot how much pain she was in just moments ago.
Ye Cheng choked.
This man is clearly trying to change the subject.
She glared at him and retorted without hesitation with a sneer: "Ji Lingfeng, you're the one with the heavy taste, aren't you? You kissed your sister Zhou goodbye and then immediately started tasting my flavor!"
"..."
Ji Lingfeng's eyelids twitched.
Ye Cheng gritted her teeth: "Let me see, are your lips swollen from kissing?"
Ji Lingfeng: "..."
She almost made people laugh out loud.
He lowered his gaze to her, his clear eyes gleaming with a dark light, and his thin lips parted slightly: "In all my years, you are the only woman I've ever touched. Don't you believe me?"
Ye Cheng smiled slightly.
A man's words are like a devil's lies; I don't believe a damn thing!
"Don't try to play the innocent guy on me, I'm not buying it!"
Ji Lingfeng narrowed his eyes: "You didn't believe me when I said you were my first love?"
Ye Cheng gritted her teeth and sneered, "Stop making fun of me, I know my place."
Ji Lingfeng was speechless and couldn't help but complain, "So stupid, no wonder she's become an old maid."
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