Ice Age Apocalypse: I've Stockpiled Billions of Resources

"Of course, why don't you take a look at my house first? Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll find it unpleasant to stay here, since it's been renovated before."

Lin Luo feigned reluctance and asked a question.

“It doesn’t matter, you’re my boyfriend. No matter how bad my family situation is, I’m willing to be with you.”

Xu Shuangyu replied.

Lin Luo stood up and took pictures of the living room and bedroom, then immediately sent them to Xu Shuangyu.

The most luxurious sofas, 43-inch high-end TVs, expensive tiles, massage beds costing hundreds of thousands of yuan, and so on.

After taking pictures of the things in the living room, he also took pictures of the food on the dining table.

A steaming hot pot, surrounded by various fresh ingredients, naturally included a bottle of Moutai.

Lin Luo arranged them all very well and sent them all to Xu Shuangyu.

Downstairs from Lin Luo, Sheng Fangfang brought over two buckets of pickled cabbage noodles.

Recently, it has been exposed online that the pickled cabbage is made by elderly people stepping on it with their feet.

Xu Shuangyu felt that what she smelled was not the aroma of pickled cabbage, but a strong smell of foot odor.

"Why is it pickled cabbage noodles again? I'm about to suffocate from the stench," Xu Shuangyu said with disgust.

"Miss, stop complaining. It's good enough that you have something to eat. It's just that this is all the food you have at home," Sheng Fangfang said helplessly.

"This week, Li Dong is such a sycophant. He would have preferred braised beef noodles or seafood noodles, but he insisted on sending me this pickled cabbage noodles. It disgusted me."

Xu Shuangyu said disgustedly.

"It's because you like it that you do. When Zhou Lidong asked you what kind of instant noodles you liked, you said that pickled cabbage noodles were alright."

Sheng Fangfang complained.

"I just said it casually, and this simp actually believed it."

Xu Shuang's tone was extremely harsh.

The two women spent all day flirting with men, constantly expanding the pond and releasing more fish.

The two had heard some news about the Ice Age, but hadn't paid much attention to it.

Their focus has always been on luxury goods, luxury cars and villas, upscale restaurants, and so on.

Both of them had a high opinion of themselves and thought they were fairies.

Cooking, housework, cleaning, etc., are not things that these little fairies can do.

The Ice Age apocalypse won't be delayed just because the two are "fairies".

The temperature suddenly dropped yesterday, making it impossible for the two of them to go out.

It's already so cold outside, so ordering takeout is obviously out of the question.

The two searched the entire house and only found a box of pickled cabbage noodles.

This pickled cabbage noodle soup was a gift from Zhou Lidong. Given Xu Shuangyu's lifestyle, she would never buy instant noodles.

Xu Shuangyu usually dine at upscale restaurants and five-star hotels every day.

She wouldn't buy instant noodles and eat them at home.

When Zhou Lidong gave Xu Shuangyu a box of instant noodles, Xu Shuangyu was quite angry.

If it weren't for the fact that Zhou Lidong handed over his monthly salary and always granted her requests, she would have turned against him right then and there.

After Zhou Lidong left, Xu Shuangyu casually tossed the instant noodles aside.

Unexpectedly, the instant noodles she carelessly tossed away became her only food.

A box of instant noodles contains only twenty-four packs. If two people eat two packs a day, the noodles will only last for six days.

With the addition of some snacks sent by Zhou Lidong from home, we should be able to last for seven days.

At first, Xu Shuangyu didn't complain much. She hadn't eaten instant noodles in a long time, and unlike the older folks, the taste was still quite good.

But when she saw the pictures Lin Luo posted, which were filled with all sorts of delicacies, she immediately lost her composure.

Compared to high-end ingredients such as Australian lobster, king crab, sea cucumber, and bird's nest, instant noodles are simply unpalatable.

Xu Shuangyu remembered the recent news and immediately noticed the smell emanating from the instant noodles—a strong odor of foot odor.

She couldn't stand it anymore and went to the bathroom to vomit.

It's already 2 PM, and Xu Shuangyu still hasn't eaten.

Her best friend, Sheng Fangfang, was starving and took the initiative to cook instant noodles.

Sheng Fangfang doesn't usually cook, and even her instant noodles are unpalatable, which makes Xu Shuangyu even less willing to eat them.

"Eat quickly, or it will get cold in no time." Sheng Fangfang took a bite of instant noodles.

"I won't eat it. The smell of these feet makes me nauseous," Xu Shuangyu said with disgust.

“If you don’t eat now, I believe you will eat when you are hungry. Have you sent a message to Lin Luo saying that you don’t have enough food?”

"I sent it, but I haven't received a reply yet. Two or three hours have passed."

"Wait a bit. You need his help now, so you can only wait. It's your own fault for turning against Zhao Xu just now."

Sheng Fangfang comforted her.

"Who knew there would be an Ice Age? I thought it would just be a bit colder."

Xu Shuangyu said with regret.

"Don't rush things, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."

Sheng Fangfang advised.

"This really annoyed me. He used to be the one waiting for me, but now it's my turn to wait for him."

Xu Shuangyu said irritably.

Just then, she received a reply from her phone and quickly picked it up.

After some conversation, Xu Shuangyu smiled.

"How did it go? What was Lin Luo's response?"

Sheng Fangfang asked impatiently.

"Lin Luo is just pretending to be aloof, but he's actually a simp. I told him I could stay at his place and we could do some naughty things at night, and he immediately agreed, saying he was afraid I'd dislike his place and even wanted to send me photos."

Xu Shuangyu said smugly.

"That's good. I don't want to eat pickled cabbage noodles anymore. Are you really going to stay at his place later?"

Sheng Fangfang suddenly felt that the instant noodles in her hand no longer tasted good, so she put them back on the sofa table.

"I definitely won't stay. I'm not a casual girl."

Xu Shuangyu said arrogantly.

Soon Lin Luo sent a series of photos: a 43-inch TV, a high-end sofa, a massage chair worth hundreds of thousands of yuan, and so on.

"Fuck!"

Sheng Fangfang exclaimed in surprise, "This decoration is too luxurious, even better than some villas."

Before she could even react with surprise, Lin Luo sent her another set of photos.

A steaming hot pot, fresh and tempting ingredients, and expensive Moutai liquor.

"I really want to eat that tripe, I can't wait any longer." Xu Shuangyu kept swallowing.

"I want to eat that lamb. Only a chef who runs a hot pot restaurant could cut it like that. I really want to eat a slice."

Sheng Fangfang quickly grabbed a tissue and kept wiping the drool from her mouth.

She quickly urged Xu Shuangyu, "Reply to Lin Luo as soon as possible and tell him that I will come over immediately. Be sure to be polite. Let's go into his house first. There must be other food in his house. Even if you don't want to sleep with him, we can still take out a lot of food."

"Ok."

Xu Shuangyu nodded in agreement and quickly tried to edit the text message.

"Do not send text messages, send voice messages, and remember to use voice clips."

Sheng Fangfang reminded her.

So Xu Shuangyu sent the message to Lin Luo in a sickeningly sweet voice.

Lin Luo picked up another piece of mutton, as thin as a cicada's wing, dipped it in the boiling hot pot, and put it in his mouth after coating it with the Soul Hot Pot dipping sauce.

The lamb itself is fresh and tender, and it has absorbed a lot of delicious hot pot broth, paired with the soul of hot pot dipping sauce.

The only word to describe it is "absolutely amazing".

He then took a small sip of Moutai, elevating the deliciousness of the mutton to a new level.

After he had enjoyed the delicious mutton and Moutai liquor, Xu Shuangyu sent him a message.

Lin Luo had just sent the message when Xu Shuangyu replied immediately, which could be considered a quick reply.

This time, Xu Shuangyu sent a voice message, not a text message as before.

Lin Luo opened Xu Shuangyu's message to see what kind of trouble she was causing.