Fortune telling? How do you explain your hand-drawn lightning magic and sword flight?

Wang Erlv's first words on the microphone immediately made many fans in the live stream laugh out loud.

My sweetheart has finally made it ashore; [Brother Donkey, as expected of someone in the international export business, immediately grabbed my attention with just a few words!]

My goodness, my brain short-circuited the moment he opened his mouth. This guy is amazing!

[It was like the old lady crawling into bed; it made the old man laugh.]

……

Chen Xuan chuckled, but while he was laughing, he had already begun to calculate based on the cause and effect of Wang Erlv's actions.

At this point, Wang Erlv was also a little embarrassed, but he seemed to care a lot about the three thousand divination coins, so he quickly got straight to the point.

"Master, to be honest, I'm just a newbie who just entered the live stream. My motto since I was a child has been, 'My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens!'"

As soon as Wang Erlv said this, fans in the live stream sent messages expressing their doubts, wondering why he would easily transfer 3,000 yuan for divination without establishing a foundation of trust.

Chen Xuan simply looked at Wang Erlv silently without saying a word.

"Hey, I saw over 800,000 people in the live stream all vying for a lucky bag, so I just clicked on it out of curiosity to see how lucky I was."

Wang Erlu started off very excited, unaware that just as he was smugly saying that his ability to stand out from 800,000 people was a matter of destiny,

But his second uncle slapped him hard on the back of the head.

Snapped!

"Fuck your mother, you're happy that I got bitten by a dog, huh?!"

Wang Erlv was feeling incredibly smug and was about to say that he would buy 200 lottery tickets later, confident that he would win the grand prize.

Unexpectedly, the second uncle, who was receiving an IV drip, slapped him so hard that he was brought back to reality.

The second uncle also saw Chen Xuan on the phone at this moment, "Live-streaming fortune telling? A scammer!"

The second uncle didn't even check how many people were in Chen Xuan's live stream before bluntly and arbitrarily calling Chen Xuan a fraud.

"Didn't you say you didn't believe in fate? Why are you wasting your money like this?"

Uncle Er scolded Wang Erlv, telling him not to transfer money so easily.

"Oh? Second Uncle, I've already transferred 3000 yuan for the divination."

Upon hearing this, Uncle Er glared and bristled, “I only spent a little over a thousand yuan on a whole package of treatments including a dog bite, fever, injections, and IV drips. And this spendthrift has already spent three thousand?”

At this moment, both father and son looked at Chen Xuan in the live broadcast room, and Chen Xuan said before his second uncle could speak, "The divination has already been performed, so the divination fee cannot be refunded."

"Hey, how could you do this, young man?" Uncle Er glared at Chen Xuan, his beard bristling. "This silly boy just video-chatted with you, didn't say anything, and already started casting a divination?"

"Yes, Daoist Master, although I was the only one to draw a lucky bag out of 800,000 people, you can't be so direct. Just say something good, don't let our money go to waste." As he spoke, Wang Erlv kept winking at Chen Xuan.

The fans in the live stream were in stitches when they saw this duo.

Since he wasn't a die-hard fan and hadn't watched the video, Chen Xuan had no choice but to resort to the method of showing off and slapping people in the face.

Chen Xuan smiled and looked at the second uncle, saying, "Your name is Zhang Huowang, you are 73 years old. Last night, you were bitten on the calf by a German Shepherd that Wang Erlu was fostering. The bite only broke the skin, so you didn't pay attention to it. As a result, you developed a high fever in the middle of the night and had to be taken to the hospital by the fire truck, right?"

Upon hearing Chen Xuan's words, Second Uncle paused, glancing at Wang Erlv.

Wang Erlu was also dumbfounded and shook his head at his second uncle, indicating that he hadn't said anything.

At this moment, Chen Xuan looked at the bewildered Wang Erlu and said, "You were picked up by Zhang Huowang in front of the gate when you were a child. The reason you were abandoned was due to the one-child policy and poverty. Later, your biological parents became rich and felt sorry for you, so they reunited when you were ten years old. So you usually call your adoptive father 'Second Uncle,' right?"

"Holy crap!" Upon hearing Chen Xuan's words, Second Uncle swung his hand at Wang Erlv and gave him a hard shove. "Why do you tell everyone everything?"

"I didn't?" Wang Erlv rubbed the back of his head and shook his head repeatedly.

In fact, as Chen Xuan's fan base has grown, he has rarely resorted to such vulgar methods to win the trust of passersby.

Of course, this approach is the best way to deal with passersby.

Sure enough, after Second Uncle confirmed that it was not Second Donkey conspiring with the Taoist priest to deceive him, the way he looked at Chen Xuan changed.

"I was blind to your greatness, please forgive me, sir."

Wang Erlv hurriedly chimed in, "Daoist Master is truly amazing. I can't even remember many of what you just said."

After Wang Erlu finished speaking, he looked at Chen Xuan cautiously and said, "Then the Taoist priest must have guessed what my second uncle wanted to discuss with me?"

Upon hearing this, the second uncle was clearly taken aback, obviously not believing that Chen Xuan could have guessed his decision.

Upon hearing this, Chen Xuan shook his head and smiled, "Are you two discussing the fate of that German Shepherd?"

"Holy crap!? That's amazing."

This time, the second uncle was truly convinced, and his eyes showed more awe as he looked at Chen Xuan.

"Ah, Daoist Master, you are truly amazing. Erlv and I are indeed discussing this matter."

As he spoke, the second uncle became lost in memories and began to recount the origins of this German Shepherd.

It turns out that Erlu loved raising dogs when he was a child, but his second uncle's family was very poor at that time and they had a problem with food. Where would they get the extra food to feed dogs? So his second uncle secretly gave one of Erlu's puppies to someone else.

The reason it was named Erlv (Second Donkey) is because Erlv's personality is really like a stubborn donkey. When Erlv found out about this, he almost died.

Because of the consequences of that incident, Erlv suffered permanent trauma, which is why Uncle Er agreed to let Erlv's German Shepherd be fostered in his hometown this time.

Originally, my second uncle disliked dogs very much, especially large breeds, because he was bitten by a dog when he was a child and had a severe psychological trauma.

However, after spending time with this German Shepherd, I found it to be quite nice, and my opinion of dogs gradually changed.

Every day, the German Shepherd remembers Uncle Er's biological clock and wakes him up early. When Uncle Er goes for a walk, the German Shepherd follows behind him. The man and the dog depend on each other for survival.

Unexpectedly, three days ago, the normally docile German Shepherd started acting strangely, biting Uncle Er's trouser leg for no reason and barking wildly when Uncle Er went to sleep at night.

Now things are really messed up. The second uncle, who had just started to change his opinion about the dog, got furious again. He beat the German Shepherd a lot for this and called Erlv several times to tell him to take the dog away.

Erlv actually wanted to use the German Shepherd to keep his adoptive father company, so he made all sorts of excuses.

Wang Erlv thought the old man would calm down in a couple of days, but unexpectedly he received news late last night that his adoptive father had been bitten by a dog and had developed a fever. When Wang Erlv arrived at the hospital, he saw that his adoptive father was out of danger, and he was worried about the German Shepherd's future.

That German Shepherd had served in service and was now retired; he dared not dispose of it casually.

While he was searching on Douyin for how to send a retired German Shepherd to a pet base, he accidentally came across Chen Xuan's live stream.

Out of curiosity, he clicked to enter and saw that 800,000 people were sacrificing their adopted sons and ex-girlfriends to grab lucky bags. Without thinking much about it, Wang Erlv, pondering the German Shepherd's problem, clicked on the lucky bag.

I was surprised to actually win.

As Wang Erlv finished recounting the story of the German Shepherd, the knowledgeable fans in the live stream couldn't stay still any longer.

I want to be a dog in my next life; [Impossible! Retired military dogs would never bite unless they have dementia!]

[That's right, although the dog has retired, it served the people and dedicated its life to them. So, if a retired military dog ​​bites someone, it must be because you mistreated it!]

Recent graduates from relevant departments; [Sorry, I have already reported this to my superiors!]

[This is so pitiful. I've always dreamed of adopting a retired military dog, but I don't qualify. I can't believe you dare to abuse a dog!]

I think we shouldn't generalize. While dogs are man's best friend, have you all forgotten what that golden retriever did after it seemed to have a mind of its own?

[You're talking nonsense upstairs. I saw what happened with Jin Jin last time. The Taoist priest said that if a dog becomes a spirit and is guided by a master, it will not only not harm people, but will also embark on the path of cultivation. Do you think the Dragon Xia government doesn't have a similar high-powered department?]

[That's right. I've only heard of the government's 749 Bureau. If military dogs were psychic, they definitely wouldn't remain military dogs; they would go somewhere else.]

……

In an instant, fans in the live stream began to speculate, and some who were good at self-directing were already cursing.

Wang Erlu and his second uncle had never seen anything like this before.

They were immediately stunned, especially the pretentious guy, the recent graduate from the relevant department, and the second uncle was particularly concerned.

"It's not like what you're saying. I didn't hit it at all. It's just that it's been biting my trouser leg these past few days, so I scolded it a few times!"

"Yes, yes, although Second Uncle doesn't like dogs, he never hits them."

Wang Erlv was well aware of the power of cyberbullying, and hurriedly tried to explain.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan also said to the fans in the live broadcast room, "This matter is indeed not what you guessed."

If Wang Erlu and his companion were to try to explain this matter, they would probably be unable to clear their names no matter how hard they tried, but Chen Xuan only needed to say one sentence to exonerate his second uncle from suspicion.

Uncle Er and Wang Erlv also looked at Chen Xuan.

"Master, you are all-powerful. Could you please take a look and see if this dog is old and sick, or if it really has dementia and can't recognize its family members?"

"If it really gets sick, I really need to find a way to take it away. After all, although military dogs have a high status, they can't compare to the safety of people."

Seeing Wang Erlv say this, Chen Xuan shook his head and said, "It's not what you think. Actually, he is your family's benefactor."

"Taoist Master, what do you mean by that?" Uncle Er asked.

Chen Xuan didn't say it directly, but looked at Wang Erlv and said, "Use your adoptive father's phone to log into the home surveillance and see what happened at home?"

Wang Erlu took his adoptive father's phone with a puzzled look and skillfully logged into the monitoring backend.

When Wang Erlv pulled up the live surveillance footage from his home and displayed it on his phone screen...

Uncle Er and Wang Erlv, who were standing in the ward, were both dumbfounded!