Even after the live stream ended, the scene that had just unfolded still shocked the viewers in the chat room, leaving them unable to calm down for a long time.

A champion of science; [Huh? Someone tell me I'm not dreaming?]

[Remotely casting spells to awaken a mentally ill person, remotely controlling paper cranes to capture demons? Has the brain exploded?]

[Mom, don't ask me why I'm kneeling. It's because I'm not worthy to stand and watch the Taoist priest's live stream.]

"Dad, didn't you ask me what my future aspirations were? Now I can tell you definitively: to become a Taoist priest, a disciple of Master Chen Xuan!"

【Taoist Master, tell us honestly, are you actually cultivating immortality?】

……

These days, live streams are filled with all sorts of curious questions.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan smiled and shook his head, "What cultivation of immortality, what magic? Those are all superstitious doctrines. Please believe in science."

Chen Xuan's statement that everyone must believe in science directly overwhelmed nearly 300,000 viewers in the live stream.

Even the beautiful Jiang Qing, who was secretly watching, burst out laughing when she heard Chen Xuan's words.

I suddenly realized that the Taoist priest wasn't aloof and arrogant after all; he actually had a down-to-earth side.

[Ahhh, I've never seen such a shameless person!]

Listen to this! He's telling us to believe in science—is that even human language?

[Hahaha, this is hilarious! They talk about science, but then they can control origami cranes to fly from a distance?!]

[Yes, yes, they talk about science, but can they really turn around and cure mentally ill people?]

[Yes, this is science, this is so damn scientific!]

……

Chen Xuan felt embarrassed when he saw the comments from his fans that were all subtly criticizing him.

In fact, simple Taoist principles can indeed be explained scientifically.

However, the spells he just cast were all powered by his Qi Refining stage cultivation and a hundred years of Taoist practice, which have completely deviated from the scientific realm of human understanding. If one had to explain it, theology would be a more appropriate term.

A novice editor commented: "Master, as your most loyal fan, when will you share some tips on improving male virility, health, and longevity?"

What are these "Nine Armies"? [Yes, yes, we're all your first and most loyal fans, right, you editing newbie upstairs?]

The killer's knife, the woman's waist; [Haha, I laughed so hard I cried when I saw the comments from those two people upstairs, one a minotaur, the other a hater turned fan, and they dare to call themselves the Taoist priest's first die-hard fans?]

……

Immediately, the comments below were full of teasing the newbie editor, mainly because it was too funny that this guy had become a fan of Master Chen Xuan.

Originally a minotaur, he unexpectedly became a loyal fan of Chen Xuan.

Chen Xuan was also watching the live stream. When he saw the requests from his fans, he nodded and said, "Okay, I will start a live stream at seven o'clock tomorrow morning to share a breathing technique and a longevity exercise with everyone."

"No props or conditions are needed. You can practice as long as you have time. You will see results in three to five days. As long as you persevere, all kinds of physical discomforts can be improved."

Upon hearing this, many fans couldn't sit still.

[Taoist Master, just tell me, can this enhance male virility and nourish the kidneys?]

【Taoist Master, are you saying that none of these methods can improve skin complexion and whiten skin?】

Sigh, because of some shortcomings in certain areas, my status at home is getting lower and lower, and my wife rolls her eyes at me all the time. Brothers, you understand?

[Damn, I know all too well. When we first got married, my wife was like a little bird, completely submissive and gentle under my domineering presence. A few years later, her patience with me dwindled. Of course, I know better than anyone why, but there's nothing I can do, I'm just not up to the task, guys!]

[Tsk tsk tsk, you guys upstairs, your situation is just like my husband's. You're all pretty useless. Every time I just get aroused, he surrenders. It's so frustrating being stuck in this state, how can I not get angry with you?]

Yes, you men can at least confide in others, but we women are miserable. We can't talk about it with outsiders, or they'll make us seem like we have all sorts of desires.

……

When the topic of harmonious married life came up, the live stream was immediately filled with complaints.

Of course, this scene made all the single people in the live stream curse.

Chen Xuan smiled and said, "I suppose those who remain here are all people who trust me."

The comments below all agreed with this statement.

"I can tell you all clearly that the breathing techniques and longevity exercises I will share with you in the live broadcast tomorrow morning will first improve the deficiencies of your various organs. As you practice for a while, this ability will continue to strengthen."

Chen Xuan said this in a very serious tone, but many experienced viewers in the live stream didn't think so.

In particular, many female drivers posted comments on the screen.

Wealth and prosperity blossom; [Ah, in just three to five days, which aspect of life can be improved, and as the time spent cultivating with you increases, which aspect will become even stronger?]

A killer's knife, a woman's waist; [Ah, if that's the case, doesn't it mean the Taoist priest's fighting power is amazing? Just thinking about it makes my legs weak!]

A cat obsessed with good looks: [Although I'm scared, I'll cooperate with the Taoist priest if I can.]

[Master, please share this quickly! I'll record it and show it to my husband tomorrow so he can learn. At fifty, most men lose their libido in that area. Actually, it's not that they completely lose it, but if he loses it while I still do, it's very difficult to maintain the relationship.]

Compared to the female fans in the live stream who were all making suggestive remarks, the male fans were much more normal.

【Ugh, why does the Taoist priest insist on sharing tomorrow? I have to go to work tomorrow! I'll regret it so much if I miss the Taoist priest's live stream!】

【That's right, Master. I have to catch a flight at 7 AM tomorrow, so I definitely can't watch that live stream.】

[I must diligently practice the immortal techniques shared by the Taoist priest, so that my old woman at home can see how powerful I am, and she'll dare say I'm only good for so little.]

……

After seeing the fans' requests, Chen Xuan said, "Don't worry, everyone. I will record tomorrow's live stream and make it into a complete video to be released on the backend. Those who don't have time can watch the video to learn."

Upon hearing Chen Xuan's words, countless people cheered with joy.

The chat mode in the live stream ended quickly.

Chen Xuan casually sent out one-yuan lucky bags, and after that, he said to the screen, "The last lucky bag for tonight has been sent out. Those who need it can grab it themselves, and those who don't need it don't need to grab it."

As of now, Chen Xuan's live stream has attracted a total of 32 viewers.

While some of the viewers were newcomers, the majority had watched Chen Xuan's live streams.

Immediately, those who were keen on fortune telling clicked on the lucky bag.

Even the self-assured beauty Jiang Qing clicked on the lucky bag this time, hoping to snag the Taoist priest's lucky bag.

Amidst the various offerings from fans in the live stream, the lucky bags were quickly opened.

As the lucky fan drew the lucky bag, Chen Xuan read out the lucky fan's nickname.

"Congratulations, [Dog Face Man] has won a lucky bag. Please transfer 3,000 divination coins within ten seconds. Failure to do so will be considered as a voluntary forfeit."

However, before Chen Xuan could finish speaking, the message about the transfer of three thousand divination coins had already sounded.

The screen was then split in two.

It can be seen that there is a rented house on the other side of the video. A young man wearing a white T-shirt is holding a phone and craning his neck to look out the window. He seems to not see anything in his field of vision, and then he breathes a sigh of relief and looks at Chen Xuan in the live broadcast room.

The dog-faced man's thieving manner sparked various discussions among fans in the live stream.

Seeing the dog-faced man's tense expression, Chen Xuan said, "Don't panic, your girlfriend won't be back for a few more minutes."

Upon hearing this, the dog-faced man gaped in shock. "Taoist Master, you are truly a deity. I am convinced."

Chen Xuan smiled and said, "Tell me what's happened to you recently?"

"Taoist Master, my name is Zheng Lin. Here's the thing, I feel like I've encountered a demon in my house. It's my girlfriend's golden retriever!"

"I think he's just a dog in disguise!"

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