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After watching this farce unfold, Cheng Yi shook his head and turned to leave.

I had only taken a few steps when a system notification suddenly sounded.

System notification: Princess He Xiaoying has called you. Do you want to answer?

"Huh? Xiaoying?" Cheng Yi was somewhat surprised.

He picked up his phone, answered the call, and asked, "Xiao Yingying, what's up?"

He Xiaoying's cheerful voice came through the receiver: "Brother Cheng Yi, what are you busy with?"

“I’m planning to cause trouble for a few people, what about you?” Cheng Yi said.

“I’m at the airport in Switzerland, about to board my flight back to Tai O,” He Xiaoying said. “Brother Cheng Yi, my younger brother He Youjun is having his eighteenth birthday ceremony in a few days. Can you come to Tai O?”

"I don't know if I'll make it back in time. If things go smoothly here, I'll hurry over there," Cheng Yi said.

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

He Xiaoying paused for a moment, then asked, "By the way, where did you find that gold dollar that you asked my older sister to bring to Dad last time? I heard from Mom that Dad now only takes that gold dollar with him when he's sleeping; it's practically become his crutch."

But recently his health has improved a lot. Not only is his appetite and digestion good, but he also sleeps soundly through the night, and his energy is much better. Mom says it's all thanks to that gold coin you got from the Himalayas, Cheng Yi, is that true?

"Whether it's true or false doesn't matter; the most important thing is that it works," Cheng Yi said.

“A few days ago, my mom called me and said she really wanted to thank you in person. So I thought I’d take this opportunity to invite you over to meet them,” He Xiaoying said.

“Since Youjun is 18 years old, he must be able to drive, right? Does he have a driver’s license?” Cheng Yi asked.

“Yes, this kid looks well-behaved, but he’s actually quite a troublemaker. When he was little, his legs couldn’t reach the brake pedals, so he often rode beach motorcycles around the manor,” He Xiaoying said with a smile.

“I have a gift here. If I can’t go back, could you give it to him for me?” Cheng Yi said.

"What gift?" He Xiaoying asked curiously.

"You'll find out when the time comes," Cheng Yi said, keeping everyone in suspense.

"What? You even keep it from me?" He Xiaoying said reproachfully, then added, "That little princess of the Asian shipping group, I'd like to go and meet her in a couple of days, what do you think?"

“Sure, if you want to meet them, then go ahead and do it openly,” Cheng Yi said.

"Aren't you afraid we'll end up arguing and fighting?" He Xiaoying teased.

“My daughter Yingying has always been reasonable and clever. I believe you can handle this kind of thing well,” Cheng Yi said.

He Xiaoying laughed triumphantly on the other end of the phone.

Suddenly, Cheng Yi saw two somewhat familiar figures walking towards him from the foot of the mountain and quickly said, "My guests have arrived. Bye-bye, Xiao Yingying."

"Bye-bye, Brother Cheng Yi."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng retrieved a Batmobile into reality and had the system deliver it to the Grand Palace.

Looking up, I saw two familiar faces from Hong Kong movies walking towards me; they were Master Qianhe and Taibao.

These two characters died tragically in the story. One was dragged down the keyhole by a zombie, and the other lost his life after delivering the treasure map to the main characters, probably due to excessive blood loss.

Cheng Yi stealthily approached them from behind, then used both hands to precisely grab their necks.

Immediately, he summoned the female ghost Xiaoqian and had her drain their yang energy, sending them to their deaths so that they could depart in peace.

System notification: You have punished two notorious criminals. You have gained 8 points of system energy, 100 hours of life time, 1 point of free attribute, and 1 golden orb.

Cheng Yi opened the golden light, and the system prompted: You have obtained the Slow Body Spell.

Slow Body Spell: A skill, a Buddhist hand seal. Any demon or monster struck by this skill will have their agility reduced by at least 50%. The duration is related to the user's magical power. (The higher the Buddhist nature, the longer the Slow Body Spell lasts, and the higher the agility reduction percentage.)

"Yes, this spell is from the plot of 'A Ghost Lives Next Door'."

Cheng Yi vaguely remembered that if this spell was cast in front of a mirror, it would be reflected back by the mirror.

He searched the bodies of Daoist Qianhe and Taibao and found the treasure map, which he then put away. He also took out the ten-thousand-year-old pearl and put the two corpses inside as well.

Looking at Xiaoqian's rosy cheeks, Cheng Yi asked, "How is it? Are you full now?"

Xiaoqian licked her lips, her gaze falling on the dappled sunlight above the trees, and said, "I still feel a little dizzy. Although I have cultivated the Ghostly Soul Devouring Technique, my physique and mental strength should have improved a lot, but I am still not used to facing the sun."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yi took her back.

Suddenly, another system notification appeared.

System notification: Your disciple, May, has punished the wicked Jiang for his evil deeds. You have gained 5 points of system energy and 100 hours of life.

Hmm? Who is this person that Ah May dealt with?

Back in the village, Cheng Yiyin climbed onto the roof of the township head's house.

Taking advantage of the midday sun, he quietly pulled out the Fire Spirit Orb key, which symbolized the support of the Eight Immortals, and stored it in his system space.

Afterwards, Cheng Yi arrived at that barren land known as "private property".

He took out the Fire Spirit Orb key and inserted it into the lock. There was a creaking sound, and suddenly his feet lost their footing, causing him to plummet downwards.

With a deafening roar, Cheng Yi's figure slowly floated down from above.

Looking at the sunlight streaming down his head, Cheng Yi first opened a portal, recorded a new teleportation coordinate, and then walked to the sealed well.

On the cross-shaped decoration at the wellhead, blood-red runes, drawn with an unknown material, were flashing red.

When Cheng Yi opened his Heavenly Eye, he saw wisps of black mist rising from the well. A cold wind blew by, and a strange "whooshing" sound came from the well, which made people feel inexplicably terrified.

He immediately stepped forward, swung his palm, and with a "bang," shattered the sealing runes at the well's opening. He then immediately activated the teleportation system and left the area.

The next second, Cheng Yi's figure appeared in the woods on the hill.

He had just stood still when he heard a loud "boom" from afar. Immediately afterward, a blue beam of light shot straight into the sky, followed by a wild and unrestrained laugh that echoed through the heavens.

On the other side, everyone who was setting up the stage and tents was stunned.

The township head, in particular, plopped down on the ground without any regard for his image, muttering, "It's all over, it's all over."

Suddenly, he felt a jolt, as if he had thought of something, and shouted, "Quick, go and invite the master!"

After saying that, he hurriedly got up and stumbled and crawled home.

However, after returning home, he searched for a long time but couldn't find Cheng Yi. He became anxious and paced around, shouting to the men in the house, "What are you all standing around for? Go and find the master for me! If we can't find him, our three families will be wiped out and die without a burial place! Go now!"

As he spoke, he subconsciously raised his head and looked up at the roof.

Upon looking at it, he gasped in shock—the Fire Spirit Pearl that had been "supported by the Eight Immortals" on his rooftop was gone!

The township head pressed his hand to his heart, closed his eyes to calm himself, took a few deep breaths, and walked into the house step by step to the tape recorder.

He sighed deeply and pressed the record button heavily.

"Master, if you could hear this recording..."

Meanwhile, the Qin Emperor zombie, along with four of his henchmen, had already flown into the village and were wreaking havoc. The village was in complete chaos, filled with screams, shouts, and the cacophony of chickens and dogs barking.

Cheng Yi had already teleported to the private area again, jumped down from the well, used his flying skill, and passed through a winding, downward passage to a large pit. Inside, there were not only upright spikes but also many snakes, which looked a bit creepy. He didn't know if they were poisonous.

Cheng Yi leaped up and nimbly jumped across, only to find it was a dead end once inside. What the hell was going on? Was there a trap?

Oh, right, Cheng Yi remembered the plot. The poisoned Chen Longshi would push the mechanism in and pull it out, torturing the main characters to the point of wishing for death.

He jumped over again and searched for a while. Sure enough, he found a protruding triangular stone on the cave wall. Cheng Yi immediately pushed it in, and heard a clattering sound. He jumped over again and saw a passage appear.

Walking along the passage, you will come to a pool of water.

Before Cheng Yi obtained the system, he was a complete landlubber, but now...

He looked at the "Turbulent Seas" skill in the ability panel and chuckled smugly.

The passive skill, "Turning Rivers and Seas," comes from the character Jiang Ping, the "Turning River Rat," in the movie "Seven Heroes and Five Gallants." After entering the water, the body performs continuous vertical rolls and horizontal impacts, creating a whirlpool-like splash with a diameter of 1-2 meters. The speed is directly proportional to the energy consumption. During the skill's duration, there is no need to consciously lift the head to breathe; air can be naturally inhaled through the gaps in the movements, solving the breathing rhythm problem in long-distance swimming.

I first adjusted my magical tuxedo and selected underwater mode. The tuxedo automatically changed into a smooth, form-fitting shape.

After jumping into the water, a whirlpool automatically formed around his body. With a thought, Cheng Yi began to slowly kick his feet, and his entire body moved forward rapidly involuntarily.

After a while, Cheng Yi gradually adapted to this underwater mode of movement and started to wander around, looking for the water ghost wearing the key.

After searching around, Cheng Yi spotted a small hole below and crawled inside. He passed through a short underwater passage and found himself in a man-made stone cave. At the end of the cave was a stone door, behind which shimmered with golden light. "No way? I've actually found a treasure cave? But I still haven't found the key!"

Cheng Yi arrived at the entrance of the treasure cave, looked at the golden light shining through the wide crack in the stone door, and sighed.

Suddenly, he stretched out his fingers and easily probed them into the crack in the door, but after inserting most of his palm, he could not fit them any further.

However, a smile appeared on his lips as he continued to penetrate deeper. Slowly, his palm gradually thinned until his entire hand was inside, followed by his wrist, forearm, and arm.

Damn, my yoga body is really awesome.

With a thought, he activated his third eye, allowing him to see into the past.

All that could be seen was a golden yellow enveloped in various precious lights, with gold and silver jewels piled up like small mountains. Although Cheng Yi was already worth billions, his heart still pounded as he looked at it.

Cheng Yi's arm continued to stretch out, gradually reaching the treasure mountain, where he touched a huge gold ingot that had fallen to the ground.

System notification: Punisher, you have obtained a treasure worth 5 billion. Do you wish to deposit it into your movie/TV story account?

System, confirmed, saved it for me.

Jinshan disappeared immediately, and at the same time, Cheng Yi's film and television account gained a new digit.

Cheng Yi's third eye continued to scan and spotted a wooden box. With a thought, he took out the ten-thousand-year-old pearl, put it inside the box, then put the pearl into his backpack, and slowly withdrew his arm.

Haha, we didn't even need a key, hmm, not bad at all.

Cheng Yi took out the box again, opened it, and saw Zhong Kui's sword and three corpse-suppressing coins.

Zhong Kui's Sword: From the movie "The Haunted House," it is a guardian deity bestowed by the Jade Emperor, who also appointed him as the Great God of Exorcism.

Basic attributes

Quality: Immortal Flying Sword (Extreme Yang and Extreme Yang)

Material: Dark iron from the underworld, tempered in the Samadhi True Fire of Laozi's Eight Trigrams Furnace; the sword blade is inlaid with the Big Dipper talisman.

Weight: 7.7 jin (symbolizing the expulsion of the seven evil spirits and the suppression of the seven souls).

Punisher Exclusive: Those with righteous hearts can summon its sword spirit, while the wicked will suffer a backlash if they touch it.

Core Effects

1. Exorcising evil spirits: The sword itself has a golden light, which can dispel ghosts, vengeful spirits and other evil things, and cause devastating damage to evil spirits. Ordinary evil spirits will turn into green smoke when they touch it.

2. To ward off evil spirits and protect the home: When left still, it emits a righteous aura that can purify the surrounding energy field, suppress evil spirits in the house, soothe frightened souls, and protect the peace of the dwelling.

3. Warning of Evil: When encountering someone with malicious intentions or who has committed evil deeds, the sword tassel will automatically wrap around and shake, and the sword will emit a faint red light as a warning.

4. True Fire Refines the Spirit: The Punisher possesses the Samadhi True Fire. If this fire assists the divine sword in its attack, the sword's blade can be instantly enveloped by the fires of Heaven, Earth, and Man, causing its power to surge several times over. This fire specifically burns away evil, refining the demonic power and primordial spirit of malevolent beings. Simultaneously, the True Fire purifies the filth clinging to the divine sword after slaying evil spirits, and can even further temper the sword, briefly activating its latent spirituality, giving the divine sword a "soul-chasing" effect during attacks, leaving fleeing evil spirits nowhere to hide.

Three Thousand-Year Corpse-Suppressing Coins (Magic Treasure)

Core Power

Extreme Yang Overcomes Yin: Made from copper coins that have circulated in the mortal world for thousands of years, soaked in cinnabar and blessed by Taoist priests through chanting, it condenses extremely strong yang energy and is a natural nemesis of evil corpses. Its aura can directly suppress the vitality of the corpse.

Soul Imprisonment: The coin is engraved with ancient seal script characters for "suppressing evil" and "locking the soul". Once attached to the seven orifices or dantian of a corpse, it can instantly block the flow of corpse energy, imprison the connection between the soul and the body, and render the corpse unable to move.

Specific effects

1. Immobilize and Seal the Soul: Place the Corpse-Suppressing Coin on the corpse in a specific location (such as the forehead or chest), and gently utter the word "Immobilize". The talisman will then glow, instantly freezing intermediate zombies and walking corpses, and slowing down the movements and greatly reducing the strength of high-level zombie monsters (such as armored zombies and flying zombies).

2. Dispelling Evil and Miasma: If the corpse emits poisonous miasma, the corpse-suppressing coin will automatically absorb the foul air upon contact, and the coin will change from copper to bluish-black. Once the foul air is saturated, it will shatter on its own, while purifying the toxic air field within three feet around it.

3. Warning function: When a corpse approaches, the corpse-suppressing coin will get slightly hot and emit a faint buzzing sound. The closer the distance and the stronger the corpse aura, the stronger the reaction. It can be used as an early warning tool for detecting corpses.

4. True Fire Melting Evil: If the Corpse-Suppressing Coin is burned with Samadhi True Fire or Yang Flame, the ancient seal script runes on the coin will ignite and turn crimson. At this time, when attached to the corpse, the flames will penetrate the body along the corpse's energy lines. This will not only melt the corpse's meridians and burn the core corpse essence such as the inner core, but also directly burn the imprisoned soul. Even if the corpse is destroyed, the remaining soul will be unable to escape or reincarnate due to the fire poison. This has a fatal restraining effect on high-level corpse monsters such as flying zombies and drought demons.