I rely on unlimited life extension
Chapter 17 The Second Return and the Temptation of the System
The system notifies you that, with your assistance, the constables have apprehended a small rice noodle trafficking gang. You have gained 16 energy points and 2 free attribute points.
Increase your constitution; it should reach 12 points.
The next morning, under bright sunshine, Cheng Yi and Li Caihong welcomed the most important moment of their lives—their wedding—in a spacious and bright hotel.
The restaurant was brightly decorated and bustling with activity. Neighbors came one after another, their faces beaming with joy, to offer their sincere blessings and best wishes to the newlyweds.
Sister Ma and Wang Yuanchao stood aside, watching this happy scene, and sighed inwardly for a while, thinking that their good son-in-law had just "gone" like that.
The adorable Wang Aijia, like a little hamster, thoroughly enjoyed the food at the banquet, and soon her belly was round and full.
To everyone's surprise, when the wedding reached its climax, the Six Doors (a government agency) also sent people.
They brought a special gift—a "Good Citizen Award" for "Police and People as One Family," a joint honor for Ms. Ma's family and the Cheng family, recognizing their positive performance in assisting the police.
This unexpected surprise thrilled everyone present, and cheers erupted one after another.
To express his gratitude to Sister Ma, Cheng Yi specially invited Sister Ma to come on stage and say a few words.
Ms. Ma was extremely excited and spoke eloquently on stage, almost turning it into a speech contest to thank the government. Her enthusiastic demeanor made everyone laugh.
After a busy day, the newlyweds finally returned home. Cheng locked the door and, filled with joy and anticipation for their future life, began a sweet and carefree blissful life with his new wife.
Back in the real world, Cheng Yi lay in the driver's seat and it took him a while to slowly come to his senses. Looking out the car window, he saw the abandoned, unfinished buildings and deserted areas in the suburbs.
The system has prompted that your Punisher title has been upgraded to Novice Punisher. From now on, the movie worlds you randomly enter will be level 0 to 1. After entering a movie world, your character must complete all of its tasks before you can leave the movie world.
Opening the backpack, I found a business card with a large black star on it, and the "Police-People Family" title I had just won in a lottery.
The system notification indicates that the title bar has been activated on your information panel, and you have obtained your first title: Police and People as One Family.
Wearing this title will increase all the police officers' goodwill towards you, and they will treat you like family. Unless you commit an extremely serious crime in front of them, the police will never arrest you.
Wow, this is interesting. I'll put it on.
Cheng Yi looked at his lifespan and saw that he had 834 hours left.
Cheng Yi quickly drove the taxi back to Wanghai County at breakneck speed.
Then, he went straight to that familiar beach. The sea breeze was blowing gently, and he enjoyed it to the fullest, as if he wanted the sea breeze to blow away the intense, infatuated longing for Li Erjie deep in his heart.
Cheng Yi lay leisurely on the soft, sandy beach, his thoughts drifting away.
Suddenly, a surge of anticipation for his next time travel welled up inside him.
He subconsciously looked down at his still well-defined six-pack abs, and a sense of pride welled up inside him.
At the same time, he noticed something unusual. It seemed that because he had activated his strength attribute, his wrists felt a little thicker than before.
Thankfully, I had the foresight to choose a size larger than the new clothes I bought, so they don't feel tight or restrictive. However, the only downside is that the pants are a little too short.
"No way, have I grown taller again? I'm only at 12 physique level, and I've already thrown away two sets of clothes."
"No, at this rate, I'll have to spend a lot of money on clothes." Cheng Yi muttered to himself, his brows furrowing slightly as he fell into deep thought.
A moment later, a thought flashed through his mind: "Why not try driving a taxi in the real world?"
As soon as the idea popped into his head, he began to plan it out in his mind.
System notification: Punisher, as the owner of this system, you will eventually become the supreme being in this world. System owners must never engage in lowly tasks or compromise their principles for a meager living. The system forbids punishers from having any formal profession in reality; otherwise, a certain amount of life energy will be deducted as punishment.
Oh my god, system, you can't be serious, right? I don't have a job, so I don't have a salary. Without a salary, how long can I live on this little bit of money I have right now?
A single fill-up of my taxi with gas costs 500 yuan, and a meal of mashed potato rice costs 18 yuan. At my current standard of living, how long can my savings sustain me? Besides, I don't own a house or a home right now. Although I have a taxi to stay in, I can't live here forever.
System, what should I do?
System notification: Punisher, the system suggests you rob the rich to help the poor.
What? No way, System, do you know how powerful the state apparatus is in this world? There are cameras everywhere, and which bigwig in the underworld or the legitimate world can I afford to mess with? They not only have money and people, but more importantly, they have guns and knives, and they also have the moral high ground of the law. As an ordinary brain cancer patient, I'm about to become a thief, a bandit, someone everyone hates.
System notification: As the punisher, you are facing all the forces of evil.
Holy crap, can't I just not face it? I'm just an ordinary person. I just killed someone in the movie world. Do you know how much sweat I shed? I couldn't even sleep at night.
System notification: Punisher, system record: That night, you and NPC Li Caihong had sex 3 times...
System, shut up! Um, let's talk this over. Can you stop making me rob the rich to help the poor and instead make me do some easy work that I can earn money by?
System notification: This system is the Punisher System, not the Wish System.
I don't care, I absolutely won't do that kind of Robin Hood-style thing, only to end up like a rat in the street, constantly on the run. If that's the case, I'd rather go to a nightclub and work as a gigolo; at least I could earn 3 or 2.
System notification: Punishers cannot have any formal profession in the real world; otherwise, a certain amount of life energy will be deducted as punishment.
Well, hey, I've got it! I'll do a part-time job, it's not a formal job. When I hook up with some rich woman, I can quit immediately, and they won't have to pay me a salary. Isn't that perfect?
System prompt: Punisher, do you have a handsome face?
This is a must-have; my nickname is Yanzu.
System prompt: Punisher, do you possess strong physical abilities?
Of course, now it's averaging close to 20 minutes. You know the system's time, intensity, and the intensity of this.
System prompt: Punisher, do you possess any fancy skills?
Well, Li Caihong is just the kind of woman who is a good wife and mother. Even if I knew that, I couldn't use it on her. After all, I'm a kind person.
System notification: Punisher, the system has analyzed all your current information. The nightclub host can completely crush you.
System, I'm telling you, don't slander me. I... I still have... Oh, right, I still have the Soul-Stealing Eye. Nightclub boys definitely don't have that.
System notification: Possessing the Soul-Stealing Eye will allow the Punisher to dominate nightclubs, but after one night, the Punisher will die from exhaustion due to too many women wanting to possess him.
I'm so frustrated. System, what exactly do you want? I just don't want to rob the rich to help the poor. Let's talk this over again. Is there anyone who's willing to give me money to spend without me having to do anything, just eating and drinking to my heart's content every day, and yet they're willing to support me? When I'm happy, I give them a smile; when I'm unhappy, I kick them a couple of times, and they're still happy to accept it, submissive and obedient to me.
System notification: Punisher, please don't have any wild ideas. This is the real world of China, not the movie world of Japan.
Hmm? So, this kind of storyline exists in the world of Japanese cinema? That's great! In the future, please send me into such storylines so I can indulge myself—no, I mean, punish the evildoers there.
System notification: Punisher, system scan analysis shows that in a village 30 kilometers away from you, the village tyrant Wang Huaiyi organized and led a gang-like organization, ran a casino, engaged in gang fights, and extorted money. After Punisher wiped out this gang, the system rewarded Punisher with an increase in bank card balance and will choose the Japanese film "Female Criminal" in the next film world travel.
Huh? What does this mean? System, are you trying to lure me into robbing the rich to help the poor?
Cheng Yi returned to the car, turned on the electronic player, and searched for "Japanese Cinema." After searching for a while, he finally found the film. But as soon as he opened it, he thought, "Hmm? This... isn't this Teacher Bobo? He looks so young."
After watching for a while longer, I was shocked. Seriously? They did that on the ship?! That's too violent!
Good heavens, that old man was a bit too ruthless! Luckily, a young man came along, but his appearance was really not flattering. Well, no doubt about it, the two of them must have gotten together, killed the old man, and then lived a shameless life together.
However, the plot took an unexpected turn that made Cheng Yi curse in frustration. "Damn it!" she thought. "This guy is a scumbag! He played around and then refused to take responsibility. He even lied to the teacher, asking her to get him 3000 million yuan. The lovestruck teacher actually believed him, breaking the law by deceiving her, and actually got the 3000 million yuan. But in the end, the scumbag's true colors were revealed. The teacher broke down, went insane, mistook a passerby for the scumbag, and severely injured him. He was eventually imprisoned."
Okay, system, I admit it, you succeeded.
But let's make this clear first: I want to be the old guy, and I want to set the date for the teacher and the old guy's blind date.
System notification: Punisher, your request has been approved.
Okay, tell me where that village bully gang is. I'm going to act on behalf of Heaven—no, I'm going to rob the rich and help the poor.
System prompt: Please drive the taxi according to the automatic navigation system.
The car's automatic navigation system activated after emitting a soft beep. After a moment's thought, Cheng Yi decided to change his persona first.
He skillfully operated some special device or used his special abilities to instantly transform himself into a fat monk. His round body and shiny bald head made him look like a monk at first glance.
He then started the vehicle and, with the roar of the engine, drove towards Dazhai Village, a surrounding area of Wanghai County.
Although Dazhai Village is called a village, its scale is not to be underestimated.
It covers a fairly large area, and within the entire village, there is a busy port.
At the port, cargo ships come and go constantly, and cranes are busy loading and unloading cargo, with boxes of goods being moved in an orderly manner.
Surrounding the port are numerous logistics companies of all sizes. These companies are bustling with activity, with vehicles coming and going, transporting goods from all over the world.
This is precisely why the village has attracted tens of thousands of outsiders. The influx of people naturally brought abundant business opportunities.
What was once an ordinary little village has gradually transformed into a prosperous port center amidst the tides of time.
However, like many rapidly developing places, with the accumulation of wealth, village bullying groups have also emerged. They either seize resources or oppress the people, casting a shadow over the harmonious development of the village.
Cheng Yi drove his taxi off the highway and onto the rural road. The scene before him made him sigh; Dazhai Village was nothing like a village in the traditional sense.
Shops lined both sides of the street, neon lights flashing, and a dazzling array of signs. Melodious music drifted from the bars, the aroma of food wafted from the restaurants, and customers thronged the shops.
The streets were bustling with pedestrians, including fashionable young people, busy businessmen, and families with children.
This bustling scene is something that even a typical county town might not be able to match, making one feel as if they have entered a thriving special economic zone.
Guided precisely by the automatic navigation system, the taxi slowly came to a stop outside Abang Auto Parts Repair Shop.
Inside the repair shop, the roar of machines and the shouts of workers filled the air, creating a bustling scene.
No way, this village bully runs an auto parts and repair shop?!
System notification: The main leaders of this organization are Wang Huaiyi, Wang Yaolin, Wang Yaoguang, Wang Huaien, and Wang Huaiyi's daughter-in-law Qu Tingting.
In the automatic navigation system, several red dots immediately appeared. Two of the red dots were clustered together, while the other three were scattered in three other locations.
Judging from the distance, it's not too far. It seems unlikely that we can launch a one-shot attack. Although I still have a Black Star gun, since it's a gang, there can't be only a few people. If Cheng Yi's guess is correct, this should be a clan-style gang. Such gangs are all relatives, which makes them more cohesive. So, what should I do?
Cheng Yi was, after all, just an ordinary person. Although he had experienced two worlds, his mindset had not changed or improved much.
(Cheng Yi: Come on, my mindset is entirely up to that idiot. He's the one who hasn't improved at all, so how can he blame me? He's already written two stories, but he hasn't made any progress himself. Calling him an idiot is absolutely right.)
A fool: Huh? What's going on? Did someone call me?
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