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The system prompts a random mission: highway robbery.

You are about to be robbed by an armed man. Please be aware.

Suddenly, a dark figure darted out like a ghost.

Cheng Yi was shocked. Almost instinctively, he grabbed Li Caihong and Wang Aijia tightly, pushed them back quickly, and then kicked them without hesitation.

A muffled groan was heard, and a man staggered back two steps. Seeing this, Cheng Yi immediately stepped forward and delivered another powerful kick.

However, the second kick missed, and the dark figure nimbly dodged it.

Cheng Yi's heart skipped a beat, realizing that the other party might have a murder weapon in his hand, and he absolutely could not let him take out the murder weapon.

Without hesitation, he lunged forward and began to fight fiercely with the man.

The man who robbed them was indeed quite skilled; before the two had even exchanged two blows, Cheng Yi had already taken a heavy punch.

But he remained silent and unyielding, continuing to fight fiercely. Finally, Cheng Yi found an opportunity, grabbed the man's hair tightly, and yanked it hard.

The man immediately let out a shrill scream.

Cheng Yi gripped the man's hair tightly with one hand, while clenching her other fist and slamming it down hard.

One punch, two punches, three punches, but just as he was about to throw a fourth punch, the man kicked him in the chest.

Cheng Yi rolled away like a kite with a broken string.

Then, the man pounced on Cheng Yi like a hungry tiger, grabbing his neck tightly with both hands.

A strong feeling of suffocation suddenly came over Cheng Yi. She tried to pull the man's arm away with all her might, but it was no use.

Those two hands were like iron clamps, gripping Cheng Yi's neck tightly and refusing to let go.

(Cheng Yi's voiceover: Damn it, you're choking me again. Chang Delong does it this way, and so do you. Can't you try something different?)

Hearing the two women's panicked screams, Cheng Yi's strength was gradually fading away.

Stars began to appear before his eyes. He wanted to exit the movie world, but the system's cold and impersonal prompts made him so angry that he almost fainted.

System notification: Punisher, your random mission is incomplete. You cannot exit the movie world.

Damn it, why didn't you say so sooner!

Just as Cheng Yi felt his breathing becoming extremely difficult and his eyes were about to bulge out, suddenly, the strength of the hands that were gripping his neck like iron clamps gradually disappeared.

Cheng Yi breathed in the precious air again. He lay helplessly on the ground, panting heavily.

His vision gradually cleared, and he saw the man collapse limply to the ground.

Li Caihong held a blue brick in her hand, her eyes gleaming with determination. Her chest heaved violently, and her heavy breathing was particularly clear in the quiet night.

Li Caihong immediately knelt down, helped Cheng Yi up with trembling hands, and carefully looked him up and down, her eyes full of concern and heartache.

Then, she suddenly hugged Cheng Yi tightly and burst into tears.

Cheng Yi wanted to reach out and stroke her face to comfort her, but at that moment he had no strength left in his body.

Everything went black before his eyes, and he knew nothing more.

At the moment his consciousness faded, Cheng Yi seemed to still feel the warmth of Li Caihong's embrace and her reassuring presence.

Everything around her became blurry, only Li Caihong's cries and the tense atmosphere seemed to still echo in the air.

Cheng Yi slowly woke up, and a strong smell of Lysol medicine rushed into his nose.

He struggled to open his eyes and found himself alone. Looking around, he realized he had a single room, and thought to himself, "Not bad at all."

He tried to move his body, and immediately, a feeling of weakness washed over him like a tidal wave. At the same time, pain in his neck also surged up, making Cheng Yi hiss in pain.

He silently vowed to himself that he would never confront someone head-on unless absolutely necessary.

Hmm? Oh right, I caught a highway robbery criminal. I wonder what kind of reward the system will give me?

A sense of anticipation welled up in Cheng Yi's heart, and his eyes showed a mixture of curiosity and eagerness, as he wanted to see what kind of reward this heroic act would bring.

At this moment, he completely forgot about the pain and exhaustion in his body, his mind completely occupied by the suspense of the system reward.

System notification: Your random mission is complete. Rewards include 6 energy points, 100 hours of life, 2 free attribute points, a Black Star weapon, and 8 bullets.

Wow, the rewards for this mission are amazing! But wait, there's even a Black Star rifle? Looks like that highway robber was armed? That's ruthless.

After adding two attribute points to Constitution, the system prompts that your Constitution has reached 10 points. Before the title is upgraded, you cannot add points to Constitution in this world.

Okay, then I'll put the last attribute point into Spirit, bringing my Spirit to five points.

The system indicates that your single attribute has reached 10 points, meeting the standard for the "Newbie Punisher" title. Do you wish to accept the punishment mission? (Note: Completing the punishment mission will officially change your title to "Newbie Punisher," rewarding you with 10 attribute points, which will be randomly added to your attributes.)

Cheng Yi was intently watching the system notification when the door creaked open. Li Caihong walked in carrying a thermos.

As soon as she entered the room, she saw Cheng Yi trying to get up. Li Caihong immediately took two quick steps to the bedside and hurriedly reached out to help him.

Seeing her nervous expression, Cheng Yi couldn't help but laugh and said, "What's wrong? I'm fine, I'll be discharged in a little while."

Li Caihong's eyes were red, and she said with a hint of lingering fear, "The doctor said your throat was injured, and that robber wanted to kill you."

Cheng Yi laughed nonchalantly, "It's okay, I have a good wife who can take him down with a single brick." As he spoke, a smug look appeared on his face.

Li Caihong reached out and gently stroked his hair, saying, "I was so scared at the time that I didn't care about anything and just smashed it down."

Cheng Yi's expression suddenly turned serious, and he asked, "What did the constable say to you at the time? Are you alright?"

Li Caihong shook her head and said, "Luckily, I hit him with a brick, which was self-defense. If I had continued hitting him, that wouldn't have been acceptable."

As the two were talking, a doctor walked in. The doctor carefully examined him and then told Cheng Yi, "If you don't feel any discomfort, you can be discharged."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yi immediately decided to be discharged. He asked Li Caihong to handle the discharge procedures for him. Soon after, the procedures were completed, and the two of them left the hospital and went home together.

Along the way, Cheng Yi and Li Caihong tacitly avoided mentioning the thrilling scene from just now, as if they were deliberately avoiding the tension and fear.

As soon as I got home, I could smell an enticing aroma wafting towards me from afar.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that Wang Yuanchao and Sister Ma were cooking chicken soup in the kitchen. The rich aroma filled the air, making one's mouth water.

Upon seeing Cheng Yi return, Sister Ma immediately put down her work, went out and warmly called out to him, chatting with him with concern and asking about his well-being. Her eyes were full of worry and care.

Wang Yuanchao quickly ladled out the hot chicken soup and carefully placed it in front of Cheng Yi.

Seeing this, Cheng Yi couldn't refuse the kindness, so he accepted the chicken soup and drank a bowl.

The chicken soup burst with delicious flavor as soon as it entered the mouth, and Cheng praised it repeatedly for being so good.

Upon hearing this, Sister Ma's face immediately lit up with a smile. Without saying a word, she took all the chicken soup and said as if giving an order, "This chicken soup is very nutritious. You must drink it all to nourish your body."

Cheng Yi carried a half-pot of chicken soup into the house. Upon seeing this, Li Caihong quickly walked over to take it and gently placed it in the kitchen. Then she chatted with him about what happened last night.

After Cheng Yi fainted, a constable happened to be passing by and, seeing the chaotic scene, immediately helped Li Caihong and Wang Aijia take Cheng Yi to the hospital.

Then, they called in a car from the Six Doors (a government agency) and took away the unconscious robber who had been blocking the road.

As the two were talking, two more constables arrived. They carefully took statements from Cheng Yi and Li Caihong, inquiring in detail about the events and their details.

After confirming that there were no problems, he hurriedly returned to the Six Doors to get back to work.

After finally seeing the constables off, the neighbors learned that Cheng Yi, the hero who had bravely captured the criminal, had returned, and immediately came to his house in groups of three or five.

Everyone started gossiping, some asking Cheng Yi if he was scared at the time, some praising his bravery, and others curious about what the criminal looked like.

Li Caihong and Cheng Yi looked helpless, but they couldn't refuse their neighbors' enthusiasm, so they could only smile and patiently answer everyone's questions.

After finally seeing off these enthusiastic neighbors, Wang Aijia returned.

As soon as she entered the door, she burst into tears, saying that she was a coward and was too scared to fight back when she saw the criminal. She also said enviously that if she had someone as brave as Sister Rainbow, she could beat the criminal half to death with another brick.

After seeing Ai Jia and Wang Yuanchao off, Cheng Yi and Li Caihong inquired about Sister Ma's situation.

Only then did I realize that Sister Ma had almost gone mad these past two days. She saw everyone as a wicked person selling rice noodles, and she was acting strangely.

In just the last two days, she has already caused quite a stir, catching a cheating couple and a burglar.

Their observation point has been removed because they discovered that other criminals selling rice noodles had also appeared in other neighborhoods, so the police officers moved to other locations to set up surveillance.

Although there was a bit of a misunderstanding, it also showed Sister Ma's enthusiasm and positive energy. However, her overly nervous appearance made everyone both laugh and cry, while at the same time finding her very cute and interesting.

However, this is an indoor sitcom. Without blunders and humor, how can it be considered an indoor sitcom?

However, the more farcical and hilarious it is, the more it shows that Sister Ma will eventually make a real discovery.

Today's meal consisted of eight dishes and a soup. Li Caihong showed off her culinary skills, not letting Cheng Yi lift a finger, and even opened a bottle of Great Wall dry red wine.

It seems that Sister Li is indeed a virtuous wife and loving mother. Not only is she uninhibited in the bedroom, but she also has a skill in the kitchen. Cheng Yi suddenly felt a little sentimental: it would be nice to live in this world forever.

System notification: Punisher, your thoughts and attitudes are quite dangerous. In order to urge your growth, the Punisher System is now forcibly issuing the Punisher title mission. Complete the Punisher title mission, and your title will officially become: Novice Punisher.

"July for the Car Watcher": Du Hongjun, a divorced car watcher, wants to marry Xiao Song, a beautiful florist. Du Hongjun's son, Xiao Yu, misses his mother far away and opposes his father's authoritarianism and remarriage. But Du Hongjun is still full of hope for his new life. Furniture has been bought, photos have been taken, and everyone is overjoyed, only to be hit with a blow: Xiao Song's ex-husband, Liu San, has been released from prison and has gone back on his word about the divorce agreement.

Thus began Old Du's tragic life: wife snatching, home ransacking, car smashing. His hard-earned meager fortune was on the verge of being destroyed by his tyrannical ex-husband. In the long, hot July, pain and hope intertwined, love and hate clashed. Finally, on his son's sixteenth birthday, Du Hongjun brought about an irreversible end.

Punishment Mission: Send your bullying ex-husband, Liu San, to his grave, rescue your distant cousin, Du Hongjun, and teach him that good people shouldn't be bullied. Du Hongjun's phone number: (Don't call, it's some idiot's ID number)

Good grief, what's going on? This system is forcibly assigning me tasks? And that's not all, they've even assigned me a distant cousin?!

Okay, then I'll reluctantly accept it.

As the atmosphere at the dinner table was subtly shifting, Li Caihong suddenly asked, "Cheng Yi, do you think we should invite our neighbors over for a get-together and set up a few tables?"

A hint of anticipation flickered in her eyes, as if she harbored some ulterior motives behind the suggestion.

Upon hearing this, Cheng slowly raised his head, his gaze meeting Li Caihong's somewhat gleaming eyes, and he seemed to instantly understand something.

He nodded slightly, thought for a moment, and then said, "How about this, let's invite all the neighbors we get along with. We'll find a nice restaurant around the neighborhood and hold the banquet there. What do you think?"

Cheng Yi's tone was calm, yet it conveyed a sense of decisiveness, as if he was very confident in this arrangement.

Hearing Cheng Yi's reply, Li Caihong breathed a sigh of relief, as if a weight had been lifted from her heart, and the anxiety she had been carrying finally subsided.

A blush crept onto her face, an undisguised joy, and the smile on her lips bloomed like a flower in spring.

At this moment, Cheng Yi seemed to remember something and said, "I have a distant cousin. I'll invite him over so you can meet my family, okay?"

Li Caihong's face flushed even more. She lowered her head slightly, her eyes revealing a hint of shy joy, and nodded gently.

Seeing her reaction, Cheng Yi smiled and then picked up the phone and dialed the number provided by the system.

A short while later, someone answered the phone. Listening closely, the voice was deep and reserved, with a unique sense of humor.

Cheng Yi immediately recognized it; yes, that was Teacher Fan's voice.

Cheng Yi immediately exclaimed excitedly, "Big cousin, it's me, Cheng Yi!"

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to pause for a moment before tentatively asking, "Is this Cheng Yi from my third aunt's family?"

Cheng Yi quickly replied, "Yes, cousin."

Unexpectedly, the voice on the other end suddenly became urgent, saying, "Is it really Cheng Yi from my third aunt's family? Oh my, my dear cousin, I've finally found you."

Immediately following was a five-minute-long scolding, the words coming from the other end of the phone like a machine gun: "You child, how come you don't recognize your relatives now that you're all grown up? Your parents are gone, and you've forgotten all your relatives? Tell me..."

Cheng Yi sighed inwardly, thinking to himself, "Having such a gossipy relative really makes one hesitant to get close to them."

But since they were relatives, he couldn't sever that bond of kinship, so he could only silently listen to his older cousin's scolding, a bitter smile on his face.