The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"If you want those things, I don't mind having hundreds, but I have important business to attend to right now, so please don't bother me."

Yu Xianxian: Please don't disturb me? Good heavens, the Demon Lord is actually being so polite, has he taken the wrong medicine?

The Demon Lord: ...Sure enough, there wasn't a moment when he didn't want to kill this woman.

"Serious business? Someone once told me that serious business is very important."

Lin Zifu straightened up, looking deep in thought, and said very understandingly, "Alright, you can get on with your business, but I'll follow you to prevent you from running away and escaping your debts."

Upon hearing this, "Yu Xianxian" also lowered her guard. She looked at the person for a moment, then turned and went to the next room.

"Oh, please."

"Just let him come along like this?"

"If we don't agree, this person will probably keep bothering us. We might as well let him come along. As long as he doesn't get in the way, it doesn't matter what."

"Hey, aren't you afraid someone will steal your things?"

"Heh, if he really has that kind of guts, I hope he'll have some fighting ability by then, so it won't be too boring."

Yu Xianxian: ...As expected, the big boss is the big boss. Even though he's using a trashy body like hers, he still says plenty of harsh things.

……

And so, maintaining a very subtle atmosphere, the two entered the next room one after the other.

"It's so dark, I can't see anything except the two lanterns."

Moreover, these two lanterns aren't really providing any illumination. Yu Xianxian stepped forward, wanting to find a light source, but the next second she suddenly felt a burst of hot air.

"That doesn't look like a lantern."

No sooner had Lin Zifu finished speaking than an aged voice came from the darkness.

"Who has trespassed into the temple?"

The sound was like a mechanism had been activated, and the next second all the torches in the hall were lit, allowing Yu Xianxian to see the green... dragon in front of her.

The two so-called lanterns were actually the other person's eyes, and the heat was the hot breath exhaled by the other person as Yu Xianxian stood in front of them.

Well, speaking of which, the script does mention dragons. I don't know how she forgot, and just walked right in.

Hmm, it's no wonder that the way I blasted the stone wall was so cool, it gave her a strange sense of confidence in her own strength.

Script: That guy who blasted the stone wall wasn't you at all. If you had even a peanut in your hand, you wouldn't be this drunk.

Unfortunately, Yu Xianxian couldn't hear these complaints because she was having a voice chat with another guy at the moment.

"So, how about it? Can the Demon Lord defeat him?"

"maybe."

Yu Xianxian: ...What do you mean by "maybe"? Brother, this is a matter of life and death.

"This body is far too fragile. One dragon's breath and it would probably leave not even bone fragments."

Yu Xianxian: ...Big brother, can you please not say such terrifying things in such a nonchalant tone?

Compared to Yu Xianxian's "rich inner world," Lin Zifu's reaction was much more straightforward.

"A dragon? It looks more like an eel, but it's green."

I wonder if it tastes the same as eel.

Of course, Lin Zifu didn't say that last sentence, otherwise the other side might have really gone berserk.

"Yellow...yellow...eel? I am a noble dragon, you two brats, don't you know how to be polite to an old man?"

"But my master told me that we don't need to be polite to those who are disrespectful to their elders."

"Disrespectful to elders? You brat, how have I been disrespectful to elders?"

"Yeah, isn't it disrespectful to your elders to hide here and scare people?"

"Hiding here to scare people?"

"Yes, they deliberately didn't turn on the lights at first, and only turned them on after we were all scared. Isn't that just deliberately trying to scare us?"

That logic... But to be fair, Yu Xianxian was genuinely frightened. After all, you're a giant dragon, and you're standing less than ten meters away. Even their breath could melt you – how could you not be afraid?

She, Yu Xianxian, was a frail mortal who couldn't take care of herself.

Script: Oh, you're quite proud of yourself.

"You...you...you're so glib! You haven't answered my questions yet. Who are you? And why have you trespassed into the temple?"

"We came in to catch fish."

Yu Xianxian: ...This guy is still thinking about catching fish? He's really persistent.

"Catching fish? What a joke! Catching fish is nothing compared to coming back to this temple. Do you think I'll be fooled by your lies? Did you come to this temple for the magical artifacts inside?"

"Oh, judging from your words, you seem to know something about this magical artifact inside. You'd better tell the truth to avoid suffering more."

Hearing this, Long Yan snorted coldly: "Heh, you ignorant brat, do you really think a little threat will work on me? With your small body, a single breath of my dragon breath can turn you to ashes."

Yu Xianxian: ...Although, the demon lord inside her might be much older than you.

"old?"

"Ah no no no, it's a compliment to the Demon Lord for your high seniority."

Long Yan, completely unaware that neither of the two people inside the body before him paid any attention to his threat, continued, "Do you know that this is a divine artifact obtained by my lord, the armor of a former Heavenly God of War? Even my lord couldn't wield it, so how could you little brats use it? If you go back now, I might be merciful and let you go. After all, you should both be disciples of the Immortal Sect established by my lord. I can forgive your past transgressions for my lord's sake."

"God of War of the Celestial Realm? Never heard of him. Speaking of which, wasn't the Celestial Realm destroyed by the Demon Lord thousands of years ago? It's said that no one survived. Your divine armor isn't fake, is it?"

Lin Zifu remembered that the clan elders had indeed told him that the people of the Heavenly Realm had been slaughtered by the Demon Lord. So how did the Heavenly War God's armor, the one that the Grandmaster... oh no, he should be called the Grandmaster, obtain? Could he be a survivor of the Heavenly Realm?

Seriously, is this dragon stupid? Hasn't it already said everything?

"Oh, the armor of the celestial war god? That's more interesting to me."

Within her consciousness, Yu Xianxian silently distanced herself from a guy who looked a bit crazy. Aha, even without spiritual power, she could see the demonic energy surrounding him. It felt like this guy was about to start an indiscriminate attack any second.

At this moment, Yu was hiding in the corner, trembling. He couldn't see me, he couldn't see me...

Seriously, how come this guy has so much demonic energy? Wasn't it said that his magic power was gone when he was sealed in the mask? When did he absorb so much?

"What is this? Demonic energy?"

Not only within his divine sense, but also around Yu Xianxian's body, there was an ominous demonic aura, and Long Yan's expression instantly turned serious.

"I never expected that a demon would infiltrate this secret realm. How could I not have noticed? Is there a magical artifact that can conceal demonic power?"

As he spoke, a scorching dragon breath was brewing from Long Yan's mouth. As soon as he finished speaking, the red dragon breath rushed towards "Yu Xianxian".

"Fine, no matter how you got in, daring to trespass into the temple, you shall die."

"die?"

The sound came from above. Had the dragon's breath missed? Long Yan looked up to check, but the next second his head was pressed to the ground and he couldn't move.

"That guy, Siming, really didn't teach you any hospitality at all. How can that be? Even a watchdog needs to learn who to bark at, otherwise, he'll easily get beaten up."

Script: As expected, the dragon is destined to be defeated by the hero.

Yu Xianxian: May I ask how you distinguish between the hero and the evil dragon?