The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

Wow, is this the Dragon Palace?

Looking at the magnificent and resplendent building in front of her, Yu Xianxian admitted that she was a country bumpkin.

"Ha, dragons, a race that went extinct in a few thousand years, how dare they leave a trace?"

The dragon race is the strongest known race in the demon realm, but despite its power, its reproductive ability is extremely low, so it became extinct thousands of years ago.

Yu Xianxian, a descendant of the dragon: Oh my god, this is so tragic! Who was the bastard who came up with this setting? Why did dragons become extinct?

Script: Isn't it you? Idiot. I wonder who was it that said dragons are too powerful, so they can only live in legends and be revered?

Yu (Completely Forgotten, Immortal with Five-Second Memory): ...Huh, really? You don't remember at all? Then let it go.

Looking at the golden film that enveloped the entire building, "Yu Xianxian" gently placed her hand on it.

"I wonder if this mortal body can pass through this barrier?"

"Huh? What did you say? What knot..."

Before Yu Xianxian could finish speaking, her body slammed into the barrier. Instantly, a huge electric current surged through her body, and the pain left Yu Xianxian with only one thought in her mind: "Si Tu, I'll fuck your grandpa."

"So it didn't work after all? I thought ordinary people could get in, but tsk, I'll have to use force."

"Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk."

She stood up from her half-lying position, and "Yu Xianxian" placed her hand on the barrier again. This time, however, black demonic energy overflowed from her fingertips, quickly permeating the barrier and creating a large hole in it in no time.

"As expected of a place used for disciple trials, the barrier is so weak."

Yu Xianxian, who just experienced the pleasure of electric shocks: ...Then you shouldn't have tried to force yourself in with her body in the first place. You don't value other people's bodies, do you?

(The thousand and one curses Yu Xianxian cursed him in her heart are automatically omitted) Si Tu stepped into the hall.

Just as he stepped into the hall, accompanied by the whistling wind, a giant axe came crashing down on him. Si Tu instinctively bent over, and in his mind, he heard Yu Xianxian's screams again.

"My back... my back is going to break! Help! I failed my sit-and-reach test!"

"Tsk, what a terrible body. Even bending over is so difficult for him. He's practically useless."

"Ah, right, it's just that useless. If you don't like it, then don't use it."

Yu Xianxian rolled her eyes. Using someone else's body and complaining about this and that every day, how shameless!

"Who dares to trespass into the temple? State your name."

Upon hearing this slightly weathered voice, Yu Xianxian looked up and saw a five-meter-tall giant stone statue carrying a giant axe.

"Ha, you dare to know my name?"

Yu: ...Brother, dare you be any more arrogant? You're using her body, hers! You're such a weakling, where do you get the confidence to challenge people?

"A mere stone statue is enough for your weak body."

Yu, who allows himself to say he's a weakling but doesn't allow others to say the same: Thanks, being able to fight a five-meter giant, I guess you're complimenting me.

“You are far too arrogant. Anyone who enters the temple with disrespect shall be executed.”

As the stone statue spoke, another axe came with the sound of wind, but it dodged it with another graceful bend. It was just a pity for Yu Xianxian's poor old back.

"My back... my back is really going to break."

With great difficulty, Yu Xianxian straightened up, supporting her aching back with one hand and pointing at the stone statue with the other, her eyes practically rolling to the sky.

"Damn it, you make it sound so nice, but you just came in and launched a sneak attack. Of course, I haven't done anything disrespectful, have I? If you're going to chop someone up, just chop them up, don't make up so many excuses to disgust people."

Finally, Si Tu, who wasn't the one being scolded: Not bad, if you can talk, then talk more.

"The temple is so sacred. I discovered your disrespect when you broke the barrier, which is why I ordered your swift execution. I had hoped to give you a chance to repent, but you remained obstinate, so..."

As he spoke, the stone statue raised its axe and chopped down again.

"Go to the King of Hell and start anew."

Another day of bending over, another day of straining my back, another day of struggling to stand up straight and resting on the spot while supporting my aching back...

Yu Xianxian: ...Really, I'm tired. Let's destroy it.

"Damn it, you talk such nice things, all this about the temple and the sacred, but behind everyone's back you're still ambushing them the moment they walk in. Is that sacred? What, you're an assassin, and your life's motto is to kill people in the shadows, right? Well, you're still exposed to the enemy right now, so aren't you a terrible assassin? And lastly, is your head made of wood? Oh, sorry, I forgot you're made of stone, so your huge brain is just made of stone, right? You got dodged the same trick twice, can't you try a different one?"

Forced to take a half-step back by Yu Xianxian's barrage of angry words, the stone statue, holding an axe and looking bewildered, silently retreated another half-step.

"But this is really the only move I know."

"Ah, is all you can think about really just rocks? Couldn't you just chop it up vertically, or even just lower the axe a little? Do you know how stiff my back is? It's tiring to keep bending down to dodge..."

Hearing Yu Xianxian's explosive outburst, the tongue-tied statue finally couldn't hold back any longer and cracked...

It really cracked, into dozens of pieces.

Yu Xianxian watched in disbelief as the stone statue in front of her cracked into pieces from top to bottom. Before she could finish speaking, she blinked blankly for two seconds before she came to her senses.

"Oh no, how did it break? Is it past its expiration date?"

"Maybe he thinks you're too noisy and can't stand it anymore."

"Nonsense, I haven't said more than a few words. Speaking of which, when I saw the tear up to his chest, I thought I saw something shiny inside, so I went over to take a look."

As she spoke, Yu Xianxian carefully walked into the pile of stones, and with her excellent eyesight, she immediately found a red, translucent gemstone. This was the gemstone...

"Why does it look like it's cracked a bit?"

"This is a crystal that can grant objects temporary effects; it can be considered the heart of that statue. It seems that the sudden cracking of the statue is also related to the cracking of the crystal. Perhaps you talked too much and made the crystal crack."

Yu Xianxian: ...Did her beautiful words really hurt that much? It's clearly this stone statue that's too sensitive, okay?

Script: If swearing can be considered elegant, then every sentence Yu Xianxian utters is indeed quite elegant.