The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Alright, let's go back to Spirit Medicine Peak."

"Hey, Peak Master, aren't you going to watch Senior Sister go in? This is Senior Sister's first time venturing out on her own, it's very memorable."

Ling Yao: ...If you change the way you address her as "senior sister," then you'll sound even more like a doting mother.

"Peak Master Lingyao, Junior Sister Xianxian."

Before the elderly mother, Yu, could finish her reflection, a rough voice came from behind her. Well, Yu Xianxian promised she would never forget that voice for the rest of her life.

After all, who could forget the contrast of a handsome young man speaking to you with the voice of a forty-year-old man?

Turning around, sure enough, it was Lin Xiao.

"I heard it was..."

"stop."

Lin Xiao had barely finished speaking when Yu Xianxian stopped him with one hand. "Sorry, Senior Brother Lin, interrupting you like this might be very rude, but could you please be a quiet and well-behaved young man?"

"Senior Brother Lin, the Peak Master and I both know what you're going to say. There's no need for words of thanks. The Peak Master and I are both low-key and generous people, so we don't need your thanks."

The low-key and generous Ling Yao: ...Never mind, she doesn't want to talk to people much either, this is fine.

"Really? But the other fellow disciples are very grateful for the help from Peak Master Ling and Miss Xianxian, especially Junior Brother Ke. Jin'er told us it was you..."

"Ah, Peak Master, look over there, Peak Master Fu seems to be bullying the adorable Peak Master Ling Qi."

"Let me see."

Ling Yao, who really wanted to leave the group chat, took the opportunity to leave and headed towards the magic array without saying a word.

Lin Xiao was still completely bewildered. Why had Peak Master Ling Yao left? Junior Sister Shen had once said that if a girl didn't want to listen to you, it meant she disliked you. But Peak Master Ling shouldn't be considered a girl, right?

As expected of master and disciple, their thinking is exactly the same as Lin Yu's.

While he was still in a daze, Yu Xianxian simply put her arm around his shoulder and started the team voice chat.

"Senior Brother Lin, I've already told you, I'm very low-key. Although I did help Ke Bai a little, please don't tell anyone. It makes it seem like I helped him to boost my reputation."

"Ah, really?"

"Yes, that's right. So don't tell anyone about this. And Jin'er, don't let her tell anyone else either. Otherwise, I'll be embarrassed if the whole immortal sect knows about my glorious achievements."

Is the phrase "glorious achievements" something a girl would be embarrassed to say?

Lin Xiao, who considers girls' minds her lifelong enemy, says she can't figure them out.

"In that case, I'll remember it. I didn't expect you to be so humble after so long. By the way, may I call you that? That's what Junior Sister Shen used to call you."

"Uh, you should still call me Junior Sister Xianxian. Remember, Senior Brother Lin, you must tell others about Senior Brother Ke's matter."

Thankfully, Lin Xiao still thought she was Ling Bai, otherwise she would have been exposed long ago.

Let Ling Yao and the others know that she, an ordinary person, can absorb demonic energy, aha, then they'll interrogate and torture her severely, then discover that a certain demon leader is on her, and then she can say goodbye to this beautiful world.

Ugh, just thinking about it is awful.

A demon leader: ...Please turn on your microphone to communicate.

Yu Xianxian never imagined that the person she cursed in her heart would come knocking on her door after she had tricked Lin Xiao away.

Although this was the second time Yu Xianxian had been covered in a mask, she was still completely bewildered.

Although she was standing in a corner, there was still a chance someone would see her. Besides, based on last experience, if the mask slipped out on its own, it was definitely not a good thing.

As it turns out, Yu Xianxian's sixth sense as a woman was quite accurate.

The moment the mask was put on, the voice of some annoying guy came over.

"You should go to the secret realm too."

Yu Xianxian, a mere mortal: ...Meow meow meow, big brother, do you want to hear what you're saying?

"I'm just an ordinary person, I can't get in. And what are you, a demon, doing going to the secret realm of the immortal sect?"

"The spiritual energy in this secret realm is quite good; there should be many rare and precious materials suitable for building a body."

Yu Xianxian: ...Oh right, she seems to have forgotten to help this guy create a body.

but……

"I do not want."

"This is an order. Don't forget your life is still in my hands."

Si Tu simply clenched her hand, and Yu Xianxian felt a sharp pain all over her body. How to describe the feeling? It was as if thousands of people were pinning your flesh together with safety pins at the same time, and the pain made Yu Xianxian cry out for a break.

"It's not that I don't want to go, but I can't go. I don't have any spiritual power."

"That is indeed a problem. Sigh, mortals are such a hassle."

Yu Xianxian, rolling her eyes repeatedly: Sorry, she's just a mortal, and she's affecting your life, old man.

"It's alright, as long as you don't take the token, you don't need spiritual power to enter the secret realm."

"No token? They want an ordinary person like me to wander around the secret realm for months?"

Yu Xianxian smiled mysteriously. This dog demon lord, are you thinking of changing your "partner"?

"Your senior sister, what was that dream again? Doesn't she protect you? What a piece of trash, so weak and still doesn't know how to find someone to rely on."

Yu Xianxian: ...I'm so angry, but this damned demon lord still holds my lifeline. I can't fight him, I can't fight him. Keep smiling, keep smiling.

"But the magic circle is so high, and I can't fly, so I can't get up there."

"What? You want to borrow my wings?"

I'd give this reading comprehension section full marks.

"If you don't want to expose yourself directly, I don't mind."

Come on, let's hurt each other. If you dare to show those black wings, then we're all finished.

……

In the extreme tug-of-war between the human and the demon, the number of immortal disciples remaining here gradually decreased, and even the magic array began to show faint cracks.

"The secret realm is about to close."

Fu Yan looked at Ling Qi and Ling Yao to the side, and then saw Ling Qi, who was holding Ling Yao's arm, sticking her tongue out at him.

Fu Yan: ...Master, he can actually do without this junior sister.

When Ling Qi saw Fu Yan's devilish smile return, she quickly turned back in fear and moved closer to her dear older sister.

Fortunately, she has an older sister, otherwise her second senior brother would definitely have given her a good whack.

"Qi'er?"

Ling Yao looked at Ling Qi, who was clinging to her tightly and refusing to let go, and sighed inwardly. She was the one who was dragged here, but how come she was the one doing all the work? And she had to deal with so many people. Ling Yao felt extremely tired.

Just then, a disciple wearing a golden mask suddenly appeared in front of them. Judging from his attire, he seemed to be a disciple of the Spirit Beast Peak.

That's the feeling...

Why do you wear a mask?

"I had my face burned before, and I'm afraid it will scare people."

His voice was hoarse, which did indeed sound like his vocal cords had been burned.

Of course, the hoarseness here is all because a certain demon lord made her swallow a strange pill. It's only been a few minutes, and some people have already started to miss their beautiful voices.

A certain script: Ugh, nausea, want to vomit.