The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Ha, out of more than a thousand people, only twenty-six passed the second trial. Since defeating the demons, the results of this second trial have been increasingly eye-opening for me."

Fu Yan looked at the drastically reduced number of people below the platform and sneered.

"When there is an external enemy, people can unite against it. But once there is no foreign invasion, humanity's greatest enemy is itself. I've heard that in recent years, there have been constant frictions between countries. If it weren't for the Immortal Sect mediating, these countries would probably have already started a war."

"Sister, I didn't expect that you, who spend every day on Spirit Medicine Peak, would know so much about human affairs?"

"When I occasionally leave the immortal sect to search for medicinal herbs, I will naturally see the scenes of various countries. Corrupt officials, wrongful convictions, and incompetent monarchs. Although what I see may only be the tip of the iceberg, it is enough to show the state of the world."

"Unfortunately, we are no longer mortals, and we can't control these things."

Lin Yu stroked his long beard, looked at the dusky horizon, and turned to Lin Xiao, saying, "Alright, Xiao'er, it's getting late. These children must be tired after a long day. Let's arrange for them to stay at the Immortal Sect. The third trial will begin tomorrow."

"Yes, Master."

……

Yu Xianxian, who was exhausted after a long day (not really), thought she could finally get a good night's sleep when she heard that she could rest. But when she happily arrived at her assigned room and saw the three people inside, her smile froze.

She didn't recognize the cool-looking woman in black sitting alone to the side, but the other two people, one sitting and one standing, looked exactly like the two who had come to see her before.

However, she had only seen the other person's back, so Yu Xianxian still held a sliver of hope. What if it wasn't him?

As a result, the next second, Liu Yuanyuan shattered her beautiful fantasy.

"Hey, you, aren't you that guy who impersonated someone from Mirage Mountain this afternoon?"

Yu Xianxian: ...It seems that she is destined not to have a good night's sleep this beautiful night.

"Oh, what are you saying? Sorry, I don't understand."

"Don't play dumb with me. I've never seen anyone else wear this ugly outfit."

Indeed, Yu Xianxian was wearing modern clothes, and it was unlikely that you could find another set like hers. However, people from all over the world and from all regions come to the Immortal Sect, and they all have their own different styles of clothing, so most people would just think that what she was wearing was a local specialty.

"Ah, the clothes, someone offered me money to trade these clothes with me just now."

"Nonsense, how could anyone want to wear such ugly clothes?"

“I was initially unwilling, but she gave me just too much.”

At this moment, Yu Xianxian's expression was sincere, and her big, dark eyes seemed to sparkle with honesty, which made Liu Yuanyuan believe her most of the time.

What she really thought was, "If you dare to insult my aesthetic sense again, I'll make you understand what the trends of the times are."

"Are you really not that person?"

"Yes, yes, I don't even know what you're talking about, how could you be the one you found? Young lady, finding someone requires not only eyes but also brains. You can't just look at appearances."

Liu Yuanyuan: ...It seems to make some sense, but something seems off.

"Never mind if you don't want to, but since you're staying here, I'll let you know in advance that this, this, this and that area are all my territory, and you're not allowed to enter without my permission."

Yu Xianxian followed Yu Xianxian's finger and looked at the places the other person pointed to. Very good, apart from the two beds, almost all the other places were pointed to by the other person.

"Row."

It's just one night anyway. We don't even know if we'll be able to see each other again tomorrow, so why worry about it? Besides, Yu Xianxian just wants to sleep right now and has no interest in anything else, so one bed is enough.

She wasn't going to argue with Liu Yuanyuan, so she went straight to the only empty bed, lay down, and fell asleep. She didn't even pay attention to the cool and sassy-looking woman sitting on the bed next to her.

It doesn't matter, anything can happen in dreams.

……

The next day, Yu Xianxian was awakened by shouting.

With her hair all messy and rubbing her sleepy eyes, she got out of bed and saw three people pulling and tugging at the door...

woman?

Yu Xianxian instantly snapped out of her daze. What? The lilies from her hometown have bloomed?

"You were the only one who got up before me. Things that were here last night are gone this morning, and you're still saying you didn't steal them?"

"Without any evidence, you're making baseless accusations? Ha, what kind of young lady is she? She's more like a country bumpkin."

"You... have no proof whatsoever. Then let me search you. If I find something on you, let's see what you have to say then?"

"What if he/she isn't there?"

"If he's not here, then forget it."

"Heh, you framed me without any basis, and even tried to search me. Afterwards, you showed no remorse whatsoever. Why should I let you search me?"

"Hmph, if you don't dare, then you're just being cowardly."

"Heh, I'm too lazy to waste my breath on you guys."

"Who gave you permission to leave? You..."

Ugh, so that's how it is. How boring. I'm going back to sleep.

Just as Yu Xianxian was about to turn and leave, she heard a "whoosh" and a flash of sword light. By the time the other three reacted, a sword was already at Liu Yuanyuan's neck.

"What do you want to do? Let me tell you, this is the Immortal Sect."

"Don't worry, I'm just giving you a warning. But you'd better not mess with me, or I'll really get rough."

"How is this going?"

It was well past the time to gather in front of the palace platform. Seeing that Yu Xianxian and the other three had not arrived, Lin Xiao came to check on them. But he did not expect to see a scene of life and death where one person held a sword to another's neck.

"It's nothing, just a small argument. Thank you for your concern, Immortal Master Lin."

Su Jin'er sheathed her longsword and put on a fake smile, which startled Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao: ...So this is what little arguments between women are like? He really still doesn't understand women.

"In that case, let's hurry to the platform. The third trial is about to begin. If we can't get there in time, it will be considered as giving up."

"We are the ones who have delayed the appointed time, thank you for your trouble, Immortal Master."

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I just came to deliver a message..."

"We are still quite a distance from here to the palace platform, and we probably don't have enough time. I believe the immortal master wouldn't bear to see us miss the appointed time."

A bewildered Lin Xiao: ...Waaah, Senior Sister Shen, when are you coming back from the Immortal Realm? Without you, he really doesn't know how to deal with these women.