The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

Lin Xiao and the others are out of danger, but they haven't woken up yet. So, in order to take them away, we have to make our poor Red Jade Lotus suffer again. It was already almost bald, and Ling Yao had to pluck a few more petals to put the group inside.

Hong Yulian: QAQ, do you think it's easy for me to live like this?

Because Ling Yao did not inform the Immortal Sect of her return, their return was much smaller in scale. The three of them rode the Azure Blood Sword directly to the main hall of Spirit Sword Peak.

“My senior brother and I have some things to discuss privately,” Ling Yao said, looking at Su Jin’er. “Could we take Xianxian back to Spirit Sword Peak first?”

"It is obligatory."

Ling Yao nodded, then looked at Yu Xianxian: "Go back and check on Meng'er's condition first, I'll be right back."

"Oh, no problem..."

Before Yu Xianxian could finish uttering the word "title," Su Jin'er swiftly drew the Azure Blood Sword from her hand, and the two of them drew a graceful arc in the air with their swords.

Yu Xianxian: ...Oops, I'm speeding...

Ling Yao watched the two disappear from sight and then turned and entered the main hall. As soon as she pushed open the hall door, a strong smell of alcohol hit her.

Ling Yao: ……

Why did I only learn the habit of drinking instead of learning so many good qualities from my master?

"Sigh," Ling Yao sighed softly. As soon as she entered, she saw a black-haired man lying on a wine jar, holding a wine pot in one hand and shoving someone with the other.

"Until my apprentice returns, no one can stop me from drowning my sorrows in alcohol."

"What kind of behavior is it for a dignified sect leader to drink like this?"

Who else could it be but Fu Yan who was pushed aside by Lin Yu?

Seeing his senior brother's drunken state, he rubbed his temples in exasperation. Sure enough, he should have hardened his heart and smashed all those wine jars back then.

"Eldest brother, second brother, I'm back."

"Ah, Third Junior Sister is back! Where is my disciple? Did you bring my disciple back too?"

Before the two could react, Lin Yu had already run up to Ling Yao.

Not the kind old man he usually was, Lin Yu now had black hair and a youthful face, looking like a young man. The key was that because of his drunken outburst earlier, his shirt was still half open. If Yu Xianxian were standing in front of him, she would definitely be wiping her nosebleed. But Ling Yao was already used to it.

Knowing that her senior brother would become unreliable when he drank, she sighed and took out the flower petals containing Lin Xiao and the others from her sleeve.

"The person is right here..."

Before she could finish speaking, Ling Yao felt a gust of wind sweep past her, and when she looked up again, the person in front of her had changed.

"Third junior sister, you've worked hard. Eldest senior brother is feeling a bit unwell right now. I'll take him back to change his clothes first."

As she spoke, Fu Yan revealed a kind smile, and her slight smile sobered Lin Yu up considerably.

"Senior brother, you must be properly dressed in front of girls, remember that?"

"Third Junior Sister is so old, is she still considered a girl?"

Ling Yao, who is thousands of years old: ...Although, as expected, she still thinks that her senior brother looks really annoying.

Standing between the two, Fu Yan silently stepped aside. Junior sister, go ahead and fight. Don't hold back. He can't see anything anyway.

But even if that's what she thought, it was impossible to actually take action. Just looking at the senior brother's condition, Ling Yao sighed and thought to herself that she should have carried the hangover pill with her at all times.

"Second Senior Brother, I'm a little worried about Meng'er's condition. I'll leave Lin Xiao and the others in your care. I've already treated their injuries; all that's left is for them to rest."

Ling Yao handed the flower petals to Fu Yan. At times like this, the only reliable person was her second senior brother. As for Ling Qi and Ye Yao, well, they were completely out of the question.

Fu Yan accepted the flower petal, watched Ling Yao turn to leave, and then suddenly said, "Third Junior Sister, you must have come for more than just this one thing."

Ling Yao paused upon hearing this, and then truthfully explained her purpose.

"The appearance of Luo Jia makes me feel uneasy. I thought the demons had been defeated, but now it seems that we were too naive. The immortal sect also suffered heavy losses in that battle, but because of the victory, the disciples of the immortal sect seem to have become more lax in their cultivation."

"Yes, and with the constant wars between countries in the mortal realm, there are fewer and fewer new disciples in the immortal sects."

"It just so happens that the Immortal Spirit Realm is about to open again, so I would like to discuss with my senior brother about letting the disciples enter the realm to cultivate, perhaps we can gain some opportunities."

"A celestial realm..."

Upon hearing those four words, Fu Yan silently turned away. They really were some unpleasant memories, haha.

"Ahem, that is indeed a good idea. I've checked out that secret realm, and it doesn't seem too dangerous. Having the disciples carry teleportation tokens should be fine."

"Yes, it's just..."

Ling Yao pointed at the person who had fallen back into the wine jar and covered her face, saying, "Looking at Senior Brother's condition, it seems there's nothing to talk about. Second Senior Brother, you should discuss it with him after he sobers up."

Fu Yan turned his head and saw his senior brother tilting his head back and chugging the last jar of wine.

Fu Yan: ...It's hopeless, just destroy it.

……

On the other side, Yu Xianxian and Su Jin'er returned to the Spirit Medicine Peak at a speed that allowed Yu Xianxian to vomit.

Yu Xianxian, who had just stepped off the Jade Blood Sword, also collapsed to the ground. It wasn't that she was weak; her legs were simply too weak.

"Xianxian, what's wrong?"

Yu Xianxian: ...What happened to her?

Seeing Su Jin'er's concerned gaze, Yu Xianxian slurped two noodles down her cheeks. No, she really couldn't bring herself to swear at such a beautiful and sincere young lady.

"Ah, it's nothing. It's just that I haven't been in contact with Mother Earth for too long and I wanted to get closer to her."

"Really? So I was flying too slowly? I'll try my best to fly faster next time."

"Do not."

These words startled Yu Xianxian so much that she jumped up abruptly, then swallowed her terrified saliva as she looked at Su Jin'er's questioning gaze.

"Ah, no need to force yourself."

"Don't worry, it's not a problem at all."

"Ahaha, really?"

Yu Xianxian: ……

Silently slapping myself a few times in my heart, "Serves you right for pretending, serves you right for pretending."

"Xianxian, there's actually a reason why I was in such a hurry to bring you back."

Yu Xianxian turned her head and, seeing Su Jin'er's serious expression, couldn't help but become serious as well.

"Actually, I just wanted to ask you if you ever feel that sometimes your consciousness doesn't feel like your own?"

"Yes, I have."

"Really?"

Yu Xianxian tilted her head, looked at Su Jin'er's anxious expression, and began to count on her fingers.

"Every time I see a handsome guy or a beautiful girl, I feel like my body is possessed by the soul of an old pervert. Like the last time I bathed with Senior Sister Yun, and like the last time..."

Su Jin'er: ...

"Ahem, that's not what I meant. It's... well, never mind. If you feel there's anything wrong, you can come find me anytime."

With that, Su Jin'er jumped onto the Azure Blood Sword, bid farewell to Yu Xianxian, and headed towards the Spirit Sword Peak.

The person at the cave entrance who absorbed Senior Brother Ke's demonic energy clearly sensed something was wrong, but the one behind her transformed back into normal Yu Xianxian...

Hopefully, she's overthinking it.