The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Heh, you should really look at the expressions on your faces. What? Are you scared?"

Zhou Yue looked down at the two people below as if she were fooling prey in a cage.

"I just didn't expect that anyone would be foolish enough to transform themselves into a monster."

Yu Xianxian: Indeed, she's an ugly monster. She remembered Zhou Yun saying that Zhou Yue bathed in human blood to become beautiful, so why did she suddenly become so distraught?

However, Yu Xianxian didn't say this. A beautiful woman turning into an ugly monster, she needed some time to heal.

"Ha, foolish? You mortals are just ignorant fools."

Zhou Yue sneered, holding her head high, her eyes full of disdain.

"I was planning to capture you two and bleed you out tomorrow, but you've come here on your own. In that case, let's sacrifice you today."

"Heh, then we'll see if you, you monster, have any skills."

As she spoke, Yunmeng drew her sword and leaped into the air, slashing at Zhou Yue's spider abdomen.

But to her surprise, the next second she heard not Zhou Yue's scream, but a "crack" as the longsword in her hand broke in two.

A dark glint flashed in Yunmeng's eyes. Was the mortal iron really still too fragile?

Before she could think it through, Yunmeng quickly looked down and saw Zhou Yue's spider leg sweep past her face less than an inch away.

Yunmeng landed back on the ground, threw the broken sword in her hand on the ground, and turned her head slightly to Yu Xianxian, saying, "You hide first."

"Okay, no problem, senior sister. But I have a small suggestion. Instead of attacking your lower body, which is as hard as iron, wouldn't it be better if you attacked your upper body directly?"

"Alright, quickly hide."

"Okay, no problem, senior sister."

Then Yu Xianxian ran to a rock not far away, well, a rock that could barely cover half of her body, and hid there.

Yu Xianxian: What? This is the biggest obstacle she could find, okay?

Of course, Yu Xianxian didn't really hide away and do nothing. Needless to say, I believe everyone already knows that she pulled out her only golden finger—the script.

"Yunmeng's hatred for demons made her focus more on destroying Zhou Yue's demonized lower body, while neglecting her vulnerable upper body."

This is what Yu Xianxian just saw, and what follows is...

"Alright, now, thanks to Yu Xianxian's reminder (and the all-powerful script at the time), our Yunmeng contestant has changed tactics, no longer using swords, but relying on magic. Now, with the fluctuations of spiritual energy around her, one, two, three... well, quite a few fireballs are forming behind her, and their targets are enough to cover Zhou Yue's entire body. Now let's face our despicable enemy, Zhou Yue. You can see that the other side is starting to panic. Oh, the opponent has made a move. Using the elasticity of the spider web, Zhou Yue pounces towards Yunmeng like a tiger, clearly trying to interrupt Yunmeng's spell before it's fully cast. Sure enough, she's a vicious woman. But it's too late. Yunmeng's spell is already prepared. Zhou Yue is just like a moth drawn to a flame, haha, courting death. We see our dear Yunmeng contestant open her eyes, and with a flick of her right hand, those fireballs rush towards Zhou Yue like missiles. Ah, ha, all hit. Zhou Yue, engulfed in flames, falls to the ground, rolling around in agony. Ouch, it really looks like it hurts."

Looking at this vivid and biased text, Yu Xianxian could imagine what the scene must have been like without even looking up.

As the script stated, Zhou Yue was indeed engulfed in flames and rolling around on the ground, but no matter how many times she rolled, the fire showed no signs of abating.

"Ah, my face, my face, you wretch, how dare you burn my beautiful face."

Yu Xianxian: ...Ma'am, don't you think some parts of your body deserve more attention than your face? Like that body of yours that's so ugly it looks like a sea urchin with only six spines...

Yunmeng ignored Zhou Yue's wailing and slowly walked towards her, a green sword gradually materializing in her hand, clearly formed from her wood elemental power.

By the time Yunmeng reached Zhou Yue, all the flames on her body had been extinguished, leaving her lying on the ground, her body completely black, breathing her last breaths.

Yunmeng raised her sword with both hands, her eyes showing no pity.

"You have harmed so many innocent people, it's time for you to pay with your life."

Just as Yunmeng was about to forcefully stab Zhou Yue's heart, unexpectedly, the next second, "poof," a spider web was spat out from Zhou Yue's mouth. Yunmeng couldn't dodge in time and was sent flying by the spider web, her whole body stuck to the wall and unable to move.

"Hahaha, my life will be taken away by you insignificant humans."

A shocking scene unfolded: Zhou Yue, who had been completely black, seemed to have shed her shell, crawling out of her original form and returning to her original appearance.

Uh, of course, the clothes can't be revived, so they all need to be censored later.

But none of that matters now. What matters is that this guy, who should have been burned to death, has come back to life.

Yu Xianxian: What kind of spider is this? It even molts? This is way beyond her biological knowledge!

Yunmeng, who was entangled in the spider web, naturally noticed Zhou Yue's situation, but at this moment she was struggling to even break free from the damned spider web, let alone fight back.

Yunmeng began to emit raging flames, seemingly intending to burn this troublesome thing to ashes, but it was unclear what material the spider web was made of.

Even the spiritual fire of Yunmeng couldn't burn it off; instead, it slowly melted like a candle.

Although it wasn't completely ineffective, Yunmeng clearly didn't have time to watch the spider web slowly melt away, because Zhou Yue had already pounced on her.

At this moment, Zhou Yue was like a demon. Even though her hands had been roasted by the spiritual fire, she didn't feel anything and held Yun Meng's face with a look of infatuation.

"You do have a beautiful face. I could tell even through the veil. It's a pity it's not on my face, but it doesn't matter. I believe that with you as my medicinal ingredient, the effect will be excellent."

"Ha, I'm afraid you're not worthy of my blood."

As she spoke, the flames around Yunmeng began to change color, no longer pure red, but mixed with a warm yellow, and two birdsongs could be faintly heard in the background.

However, Zhou Yue felt the temperature around her become scorching hot, and the spider web was turning to ashes at an extremely fast speed.

Her biological instincts alerted her to the danger, and she quickly left, landing back on the ground, where she cautiously watched Yunmeng from a great distance.

"Heh, so she's not stupid after all."

With a wave of her hand, Yunmeng's spider webs fell off along with the burning flames, and she slowly landed on the ground, her face devoid of any emotion.