The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Immortal?"

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Yu Xianxian slowly opened her eyes. Standing before her was none other than Yun Meng.

"Why did you come here?"

"Um, Senior Sister Yun, could we put our swords down before we talk?"

Yu Xianxian is still in a gesture of surrender, afraid that if Yun Meng's hand trembles, she will lose her life.

But Yunmeng did not put down her sword. Instead, she narrowed her eyes and looked Yu Xianxian up and down.

How do I know if you're really a fairy?

Yu Xianxian: ...Oh dear, her senior sister's vigilance is so damn strong.

"Senior sister, we've been together for seven years, don't you recognize me?"

"No."

Yu Xianxian: ……

Did you hear that "smash"? That was her shattered glass heart.

"I clearly remember that Xianxian was already asleep when I left, so how come she's here now?"

It has to be said that this statement makes sense, after all, Yu Xianxian is the kind of person who doesn't wake up easily once she falls asleep.

Yunmeng can attest to this point.

"Uh, is it possible that I wasn't asleep at the time?"

"Impossible. I know Xianxian. As soon as she lies down on the bed, she will fall asleep within a few breaths."

Yu Xianxian: ……

Senior sister, you know this all too well.

Well, this is awkward. Not only was she caught sneaking off guard to help, but she was also treated as an enemy by her own senior sister. Yu Xianxian was so miserable. She should have just stayed in bed and slept.

"Tell me, who are you?"

Yu Xianxian's sword slowly approached her neck, like a silent warning. If Yu Xianxian didn't make a move, she would probably be bleeding on the spot in the next moment.

Seeing that her neck was about to make intimate contact with the sword, Yu Xianxian didn't care about anything else and hurriedly shouted.

"and many more."

Then, she kept one hand raised while the other hand was inside her clothes. Yunmeng didn't intend to kill her immediately; she just kept a close eye on Yu Xianxian's hand inside her clothes, afraid that the other party might pull out some magical artifact.

"Hey, senior sister, look."

That's right, what could Yu Xianxian pull out of her clothes? Naturally, it was her beloved script. However, what she wanted to show Yunmeng wasn't the script, but rather the flower petals tucked inside.

Yu Xianxian tried hard to turn to the page with the flower petals with one hand, completely unaware of Yun Meng's softened expression.

The familiar yellow cover, the familiar blank book—this is indeed Yu Xianxian's book.

Meanwhile, Yu Xianxian finally found the petal that Ling Yao had given them thanks to her tireless efforts.

"Senior sister, look, these are flower petals that the Peak Master gave us before he left. This should be enough to prove my identity, right..."

Ling Yao's petals are connected to them. The other party may be able to steal Yu Xianxian's script, but they definitely cannot steal this petal.

Because when Yu Xianxian is in danger, the petals will protect her, and when the petals lose their effectiveness and disappear, the other party will lose the opportunity to obtain them.

Yunmeng naturally understood the reasoning behind it. She sheathed her sword, but her brows remained furrowed.

What are you doing here?

Yu Xianxian nudged her hand. She couldn't very well say that she saw in a magical script that Yunmeng was not only acting alone but might also encounter danger, so she came to help.

"Well, I saw you come out, so I came to check on you."

"Nonsense! Don't you know where this is? Why did you just follow me here?"

"So, Senior Sister, you just came here without even discussing it with me."

Seeing Yu Xianxian pouting with a rebellious look on her face, Yunmeng sighed.

"I'm already at the Foundation Establishment stage and have the ability to protect myself, while you have no cultivation at all. Why did I bring you here?"

To put it bluntly, Yu Xianxian, this useless mortal, is just here to hold everyone back.

Yu Xianxian had no rebuttal to this, because she really couldn't do anything. In fact, even knowing that the script was never wrong, she hesitated for a long time before coming down the mountain, because she truly didn't know what role she could play.

"Ahem, shall I go back now?"

Then, without your knowledge, they will secretly follow you.

Yunmeng remained silent, seemingly deep in thought about the question. After a moment, she said, "Fine, since you're already here, it's best if you come with me. After all, we still don't know anything about the situation in this cave."

Yu Xianxian was overjoyed to hear this and was about to reply with a "yes" when someone interrupted her.

"Even if you wanted to leave, it would be too late."

In an instant, the torches on the wall secretly lit up. The two looked behind them and saw Zhou Tianyi with dozens of servants holding bows and arrows standing behind them, looking like they had a turtle in a jar.

"Yue'er said she would keep you as sacrifices for the next time, but I didn't expect you to come here on your own."

Zhou Tianyi stroked his beard, and the smile on his face made Yu Xianxian and Yun Meng feel unhappy. His eyes were like those of someone looking at two lambs to the slaughter.

"Sacrificial offerings? So, Lord Zhou admits to using human sacrifices in exchange for his own longevity."

The sword in Yunmeng's hand rang out, as if responding to its master's anger.

"Heh, I didn't expect you to know so much in just a day or two. It must be that Zhou Yun, that unfilial son, told you everything after he learned of Yue'er's plans, hoping you would escape. Hmph, that fool, he doesn't dare to oppose his father, but he does some underhanded tricks. If it weren't for the fact that he is my son, Zhou Tianyi's only male heir, I would have killed him long ago."

"Ha, that Lord Zhou is quite merciful."

Hearing Yunmeng's sarcastic remark, Zhou Tianyi was not angry; instead, he laughed.

"Ha, go ahead and curse all you want now, you'll soon be out of words."

The next second, Zhou Tianyi's eyes were filled with ruthlessness, and he reached out to order the servants behind him, "Fire the arrows."

As he spoke, he stepped back to the very back.

In such a confined space, at such close range, and with dozens of archers, just one shot would be enough to turn Yu Xianxian and the others into hedgehogs.

"Senior sister, did you learn any magic arrays from Fu Yan... Peak Master Fu that can resist physical attacks?"

In the past seven years, Yunmeng has not only learned alchemy from Ling Yao, but also learned some basic formation techniques from Fu Yan, who often wanders around Lingyao Peak.

Well, of course, this superficial learning is only for Yunmeng.

This is why she was able to easily break through the magic array at the cave entrance. After all, Zhou Yue was just a mortal who had not received orthodox cultivation. Although she was much stronger than ordinary people, she was still no match for Yun Meng, who was a member of the immortal sect.

Oh, don't ask if she's comparable to Yu Xianxian, the answer is definitely yes.

After all, Yu Xianxian, who has "lying down and still reaching the pinnacle of life" as her lifelong dream, is on a path of giving up every day and never looks back.

Yu Xianxian: ……

Do you think she doesn't want to work hard? Well, even her efforts require a material foundation. As a certain great comrade surnamed Ma once said, "Material conditions determine consciousness."

She doesn't even have basic spiritual roots, so she can't just lie around all day. What's wrong with her giving up? What's wrong with her lying down? She's giving up with a clear conscience and lying down with a reasonable basis.

Script: Ah, right, right, right, so that's your excuse for not having learned anything yet, isn't it?

These two, one with exceptional strength and the other with none, indeed, there is a difference between a master and a nobody.