The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Senior sister, it sounds like someone is calling for help."

"Ah."

Okay, Yu Xianxian admits she was talking nonsense. The sound was so loud that even a deaf-mute person might mistake it for regaining their hearing. Moreover, Yunmeng, who is at the Foundation Establishment stage, definitely has better hearing than an ordinary person like her who has no spiritual power.

"I'll go take a look. You stay here and don't move."

Before Yu Xianxian could react, Yunmeng had already flown towards the source of the sound.

As for Yu Xianxian, what can she do besides watch Yun Meng fly away?

She sat calmly on the grass, habitually taking out her script from her pocket to see what would happen next.

"Oh, it's a cry for help. I didn't expect that Yunmeng and the good-for-nothing Yu would encounter an emergency right after Ling Yao left. So what will our contestant Yunmeng do? Will she calmly walk away or lend a helping hand? Well, as expected, our contestant Yunmeng chose to lend a helping hand, and made a very correct decision. She abandoned the good-for-nothing Yu. Why do I say it was very correct? After all, Yu Xianxian is a good-for-nothing, the kind who can't do anything."

Wasteful Yu Xianxian: ...Isn't this script afraid that one day it will piss her off and subject her to all sorts of cruel tortures?

She was angry, but she still had to keep watching the show, especially since half of the insults directed at her were truths she couldn't refute...

Well, okay, it's mostly the truth.

"Alright, now watch our Yunmeng contestant perform a beautiful leap, and then another beautiful dodge, avoiding those annoying tree branch obstacles, and a cool landing! Oh, I can't believe it, she did it! This is the first time Yunmeng has completed such a long flight. It seems that even though she stays in such a small place as Lingyao Peak all year round, our Yunmeng contestant has practiced her basic skills well. Unlike our useless Yu Xianxian, who has basically learned nothing."

Useless Yu Xianxian: ...Ah, right, right, my dear scriptwriter, could you use the time you spend cursing to write more about the situation in Yunmeng?

"What's standing before our Yunmeng contestants now? Oh, it's a magnificent carriage, several fierce-looking men wielding knives, and a guy cowering behind the carriage, probably the one who just cried for help. Tsk tsk tsk, the scene is truly gruesome, several corpses, blood everywhere. Looks like they've already been through a fierce battle..."

Looking at the scene before her, Yunmeng roughly understood what had happened. It seemed that the man in fine clothes had encountered bandits, and the corpses lying on the ground were most likely his servants who had been killed.

The group of people naturally noticed Yunmeng's appearance, but they were all stunned when they saw her clearly.

After all, it's rare for a beauty to save a bear, and it's even rarer for such a beautiful woman to play a hero.

"Hey, little beauty, what brings you to a place like this? Are you lost? Do you want your big brother to take you home?"

One of the bandits, whose face was scarred, had such a malevolent look on his face that it was almost oozing out, making one feel nauseous just looking at him.

Yunmeng ignored his teasing and instead pointed to the corpse on the ground, saying, "You killed them?"

Although the answer was obvious, Yunmeng knew very well that what the eyes saw was not always the truth, and she did not want to misunderstand others.

"That's right, all of these people were killed by the older brothers, so little sister, if you don't want to end up like them, just come home with your brothers. We promise to take good care of you, hahaha."

After saying that, the bandits burst into loud laughter, while the man hiding behind the carriage took the opportunity to shout to Yunmeng, "Girl, you should run! These bandits are no good people!"

"Pah, you brat, shut your mouth! Who gave you permission to..."

Before the man could finish his sentence, he collapsed to the ground with a thud.

Yunmeng, who had just finished her attack, calmly walked to the man's side, then turned to the other bandits and said, "Don't worry, I only pressed his pressure points, I didn't kill him. I will hand you over to the authorities later for them to deal with."

"You wretched woman, what have you done? Ugh..."

After taking down another one, Yunmeng frowned, clearly growing impatient.

"I told you, it's all about acupressure, and soon you'll all be the same."

Then came a few more muffled thuds, and in the blink of an eye, all the bandits were lying on the ground unconscious.

After Yunmeng finished dealing with the situation, the young master who had been hiding behind the car finally came out, his jaw dropping in astonishment. He clasped his hands in thanks to Yunmeng, saying, "Thank you so much for saving me, Miss."

"No problem, it's nothing."

Yunmeng waved her sleeve and turned to leave. To be honest, she was really worried about leaving Yu Xianxian alone. After all, in just half a day, this unlucky girl had been kidnapped and almost eaten as a snack. She was genuinely concerned.

Yu Xianxian, who was secretly reading the script, suddenly sneezed, and then immediately grabbed the script and started reading.

Is this script starting to insult her again?

But clearly, the young master opposite her had no intention of letting her leave so easily.

"No, it was just a small favor for you, young lady, but it was a great kindness that I, Zhou, will never forget. However, I have nothing to repay you with right now, so I would like to ask you to come back with me so that I can properly thank you."

"No need, I don't ask for anything in return."

"No, a drop of kindness should be repaid with a spring of gratitude, how can a life-saving favor be treated so casually? Please, young lady, agree."

"Don't you think it's too abrupt for you, young master, to ask a woman to come back to your residence as a guest?"

The man opposite him was clearly a naive young master. Hearing this, he blushed deeply and stammered, "This, this was indeed my oversight. But rest assured, young lady, I have absolutely no other intentions, it's just..."

"Alright, I think I've made myself clear. Young master, please don't take it too seriously."

Seeing Yunmeng about to leave again, Zhou Yun hurriedly shouted, "Wait!"

"Master, what else can you do?"

Yunmeng felt her patience was about to reach its limit, but the other person's next sentence immediately made her change her mind.

"Actually, I want to ask you to escort me back to the city lord's mansion. As you can see, all my servants have been killed, and I may encounter something else on the way. So I hope you can escort me back. Please rest assured, I will reward you handsomely once we get back."

"You want me to escort you back to the city lord's mansion?"

"Yes, please..."

"Let's go."

"Huh? Huh?"

Zhou Yun stood there dumbfounded, unable to believe that Yun Meng, who had looked unfriendly just a second ago, had agreed to his request the next.

After walking a few steps, Yunmeng noticed that the person behind her was not moving. She frowned and turned around, saying, "What? You don't need me to escort you anymore?"

Could this rare opportunity to sneak into the city lord's mansion just slip away like this?

"Ah, no, thank you for your help, young lady."

As he spoke, Zhou Yun hurriedly caught up with Yun Meng.

"So, Yunmeng took Zhou Yun with her to the City Lord's Mansion to gather intelligence. Ah, she's just a clever and fickle woman."