The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

What would a normal person do when encountering a monster? Of course, they would scream and run away. Unfortunately, Yu Xianxian was not a normal person. She neither ran away nor screamed, but stared at the terrifying creature.

Yu Xianxian: ……

She wants to run and scream, so let's give her a chance.

"Roar."

A foul stench emanated from the creature's mouth, but Yu Xianxian wasn't frightened by the deafening sound, because she was almost suffocated by the smell.

"Dude, you really should brush your teeth properly."

Unfortunately, the other party didn't seem to have mind-reading abilities. At this moment, its face only showed the words "eat" in big letters, and the "eat" was naturally our lucky audience member, Yu Xianxian.

Goodbye, beautiful world.

These were Yu Xianxian's last words as she closed her eyes before the creature pounced on her.

But the next second, a ball of black flame burned the roof of the carriage and hit the back of the creature. The half-human, half-tiger creature jumped out of the carriage in pain and rolled on the ground, trying to extinguish the flame on its back. But no matter how hard it tried, the black flame continued to erode its body. It could only roar in pain to vent its suffering.

The carriage was also shattered from the monster's impact, and now it's basically just the bottom.

The horrific scene outside the car was clearly visible to Yu Xianxian: the ground stained with blood, the uneaten pieces of flesh, the fallen limbs and torsos... all of which sent chills down her spine.

"How did you end up in a place like this?"

This sound...

Yu Xianxian looked up and saw Ling Yao and Yun Meng, who landed in front of her.

Yunmeng bent down to untie Yu Xianxian, while Ling Yao frowned and looked at the unidentified creature rolling around trying to put out the fire.

"Wow, Peak Master, Senior Sister Yun, I thought I'd never see you again!"

After Yu Xianxian was successfully untied, she clung to Yunmeng's leg and kept crying, just like a frightened child.

Waaaaah, she's still just a baby. Why does she have to endure so much?

"Alright, alright, who told you to run around like that?"

“I didn’t run away. If it weren’t for Senior Sister Yun and the others abandoning me, I wouldn’t have followed the officials who took the body away, and I wouldn’t have been kidnapped.”

"Who said we don't want you anymore?"

"Didn't you just abandon me and leave?"

Yunmeng: ...She was in the wrong, but she couldn't say it.

"Ahem, we found an important clue, but we didn't tell you because you weren't feeling well."

"Really? Why do you seem so guilty, Senior Sister Yun?"

"Hmm, when has Senior Sister Yun ever lied to you?"

Just as Yunmeng finished fooling the naive Yu Xianxian, Ling Yao suddenly made her move.

She stretched out her left hand, and the black flame that had been impossible to extinguish returned to her palm like a docile sheep.

"Could that be the Peak Master's Nine Netherworld Flame?"

The Nine Netherworld Fire is an extremely special flame, used to refine even the finest and most superior-grade medicines. This fire seems to have a life of its own, as if it can control the heat of the alchemy process itself. Legend has it that this was the first fire ignited by a god of medicine, and it has existed for tens of thousands of years.

However, this fire is inherently imbued with demonic energy. If an ordinary cultivator uses it even once, they may lose their mind and become a bloodthirsty demon.

But Ling Yao was special. The demonic energy in the fire not only didn't cause her to go mad, but instead became a powerful asset. Just like now, the Nine Netherworld Fire, which was feared by all, was as obedient as Yu Xianxian, a lackey, in Ling Yao's hands.

Yu Xianxian: Ugh, is the script cursing me again?

“That’s right, but how did you know? It seems that there was some trouble before, so Master rarely mentions this thing to others. What? Master mentioned it to you?”

"Haha, is it because I've read a lot of books and it looks a lot like the descriptions in the books, so I guessed?"

She does read a lot of books, and she reads scripts almost every day.

"Oh I got it."

Yunmeng didn't seem to suspect anything. After comforting Yu Xianxian, she got up and said to Ling Yao, "Master, this is a creature that I've never seen in books. It's probably a magical beast that's never been recorded before."

"No, that's not a monster, it's a person."

"A person? Cough cough, that person was really ugly?"

Receiving a speechless look from the other person, Yu Xianxian shrugged.

These days, honest people are becoming increasingly unpopular.

“There was once a beast cultivator who thought that spirit beasts were too dull and that they would be much stronger if they possessed human intelligence. So he combined the methods of cultivating artifacts to create a forbidden book that could fuse humans and spirit beasts.”

"To fuse humans with spirit beasts?"

“That’s right. Such a thing is naturally not accepted by the world. This method is listed as a forbidden art and is strictly forbidden to anyone to study. Yet this person has fallen into the demonic path and submitted to the Demon Lord.”

Ling Yao's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, as if she was trying to suppress the anger in her heart.

"I never imagined that there would still be such a depraved person. Ha."

"Since they can be merged, there should be a way to separate them."

Ling Yao shook her head: "I don't know much about these kinds of forbidden techniques. I need to take the person back so Qi'er and Ye Yao can take a look. Now,"

The Netherworld Flame in Ling Yao's hand disappeared, replaced by a Red Jade Lotus.

"Let's calm him down first."

The red jade lotus floated away from Ling Yao's hand, gradually growing larger from its original palm size. The half-human, half-tiger below, seeing the red object enveloping it, instinctively jumped up, trying to use its sharp claws to grab what it considered a threat.

But the height of the Red Jade Lotus made it impossible for it to reach even a single petal, so it could only roar from below.

Suddenly, a petal fell from the red jade lotus, gently drifting towards the half-human, half-tiger below. But the tiger clearly didn't have the patience. Seizing the opportunity, it jumped up and bit off the petal. After landing, it kept shaking its head back and forth, trying to tear the poor petal to shreds.

But that petal, though it looked delicate, hadn't actually been bitten even once.

Suddenly, the petals began to grow wildly as if injected with hormones, quickly covering the opponent's entire body. The petals broke off from the bitten parts, forming a net that wrapped around the opponent, and no matter how much the half-human, half-tiger struggled, it could not escape the cage of petals.

Once there was no more movement within the petals, the Red Jade Lotus floated back into Ling Yao's hand, along with a petal cage that had shrunk to the size of half a palm.

"Could these petals be made of diamond?"

"what?"

"Ah, it's nothing. Peak Master, your petal has become so small, what's inside..."

"No problem."

A flash of red light appeared on Ling Yao's hand, and the red jade lotus and its petals all disappeared.

"The space inside the petals is independent; if I wanted, I could fit a thousand people inside."

Lacking much education, Yu Xianxian could only reply with a single "6".