The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Your Excellency, wake up, Your Excellency, Your Excellency..."

"Oh, is it time to get up?"

Yu Xianxian, whose head was still a little fuzzy, immediately woke up as soon as she opened her eyes. "Wow, where am I?" It looked somewhat familiar but not quite. It was the kind of place she felt she had been before but couldn't quite place the name of.

"Are you awake, sir?"

Following the sound, the person speaking successfully evoked Yu Xianxian's memories.

"Ah, you are..."

The name Si Ming flashed across Yu Xianxian's lips for a second before she blurted out, "The handsome guy who said he was locked up by that bastard Si Tu last time."

Siming: ...

He was at a loss for words when it came to the nickname "Yu Xianxian".

"Ahem, my name is Si Ming."

"Oh, right, sorry, I forgot in my haste."

The person on the other end, Yu, clearly showed no remorse and skillfully changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, you suddenly kicked me out last time, and I almost thought I was dreaming."

"The gentleman I drove away last time was not the one I had driven away."

"Oh, I see. That bastard Si Tu did it, didn't he?"

It all boils down to the three of them. Since it's not Si Ming, it can only be that guy Si Tu.

"Then how did I end up here again?"

Is it possible that she might come in if she's asleep?

But upon hearing this, Si Ming's expression suddenly turned serious.

"The only answer is whether something has happened between you and the Master recently?"

What happened? Upon hearing this, Yu Xianxian immediately thought of the Yuan Sheng Flower from two days ago, and then her expression became serious as she said, "I don't know if you've ever heard of the Yuan Sheng Flower? Two days ago, that guy stole it, and after crushing the flower, his body grew out."

"Grow out? What a strange description!" But Si Ming clearly didn't have time to care about such things. When he heard "Fate-Born Flower," his expression fell into thought. After a few breaths, he said, "I see. The Fate-Born Flower is a product of the Heavenly Realm. Its greatest function is to link the destinies of two people together, to live and die together, to be born and die together. As for the reconstruction of the body, it is probably just a side effect."

Yu Xianxian: ...She understood the logic, but why was rebuilding her body a side effect? ​​And why did Si Tu want to live and die with her? It couldn't be that he went to all that trouble just to drag her down with him in the end. Given his arrogance, he didn't seem like the type to act on the premise of his own death.

not to mention……

She's such a weakling, she's probably easier to kill than that guy. Doesn't he care if he gets dragged into this mess?

After a series of brainstorming sessions, Yu Xianxian came to the conclusion that Si Tu was indeed mentally ill.

"Um, Brother Siming, I have a question I'd like to ask."

Even the composed Si Ming couldn't help but twitch his lips upon hearing "Brother Si Ming." It was Meng'er who had called him that back then.

But his lips twitched as he should, and he still had to talk. Si Ming quickly adjusted his facial expression and said to Yu Xianxian, "Please speak, Your Excellency."

"Is that you? Am I that awesome? Is there something special about me, otherwise Si Tu wouldn't have been targeting me?"

"Does Your Excellency truly know nothing about yourself?"

"If I knew, I wouldn't be asking you here. Tell me what you know."

It wasn't that Yu Xianxian was going crazy; the situation was just too unfavorable. Not only had Si Tu won the resurrection match, but her senior sister's condition was also unknown. If it weren't for Si Tu, the strength of the Immortal Sect and the Demon Realm would be considered neither too great nor too small, but with Si Tu alive, the Immortal Sect's chances of winning were extremely low. Especially considering her senior sister's condition when she left—she didn't look like she had any fighting ability at all.

For the nth time, Yu Xianxian cursed herself in her heart for writing the Demon Lord so powerfully back then. Now look what's happened, his power is enough to skin her alive, the author.

"Although I don't know what 'awesome' means, you are indeed a very special person."

"Hmm? What's so special about it? Could you elaborate?"

Unexpectedly, Si Ming shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Si Ming should be a dead man, such heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."

Yu Xianxian: ...No, is this some kind of divine secret?

"Then what else can you say?"

Yu Xianxian knew that using force to deal with riddle-solving people was useless, so she could only try to find out as much information as possible.

"That depends on what you can come up with."

"What do you mean? Do you mean I'm asking you questions, and if I'm right you'll agree and if I'm wrong you'll disagree, but you can't just tell me the truth directly?"

"Your Excellency is indeed intelligent."

Yu Xianxian: ...You little rascal, are you trying to play with me here, making turtle soup?

Despite her inner grumbling, Yu Xianxian thought for a moment and then asked, "Is it because of the script?"

After all, time is precious. Who knows when Si Tu will find her again and kick her out of the group chat?

"Yes and no."

This time, it was Yu Xianxian's turn to have her lips twitch. Did they really think this was some kind of joke? Did they even bother to come out?

So, the script is indeed one of the reasons, but that's not the only reason, is that what you mean?

Thinking of this, something suddenly flashed through Yu Xianxian's mind, and almost the instant the thought came to mind, she blurted out, "Is it because I'm the author?"

"Isn't it perfectly clear to you, sir?"

"You don't seem surprised at all, so you mean you knew, and Si Tu knew about this all along?"

"Yes."

So that's how it is. Although her suspicions about the script had already been raised, she hadn't really considered this point. After all, she was a character in a book, and she believed that most people would find this unacceptable, let alone that arrogant guy, Si Tu.

"But how did that guy know? When did this happen? And what happened to the author? The author is weak too, okay? And why did that guy take over my body? Could it really be because I'm good-looking and cute?"

Siming: ...

Well, for this last question, he simply chose to remain silent.

"Do you really think you are weak?"

"You mean, do I have some kind of ability that I don't know about? Like, turning into light or something?"

Si Ming: ...Although he felt this was a very unreliable answer, he was genuinely curious as to why a person could turn into light.