The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

This was the first time Yu Xianxian had ever seen such a scene. How should I put it? Have you ever seen nine bolts of lightning strike down from different angles at the same time, hitting the same person?

Yu Xianxian saw that, logically speaking, there was only one lightning tribulation left, but unexpectedly, after brewing in the clouds for a long time, nine lightning bolts struck down at the same time, and all of them hit Yunmeng.

Along with the lightning came a hurricane so violent that it was impossible to open one's eyes.

If Ling Yao hadn't taken out the Red Jade Lotus in time to envelop Yu Xianxian, she might have already said goodbye to the world due to the aftershocks.

Although Ling Yao protected her, Yu Xianxian wasn't blown away, but she still couldn't open her eyes because of the strong wind.

"How is this going?"

No one answered. In her dazed state, Yu Xianxian only vaguely saw a figure flying towards the center of the lightning.

If nothing unexpected happens, this person must be Ling Yao.

After an unknown amount of time, the gale gradually subsided, and Yu Xianxian was finally able to open her eyes completely.

However, as soon as Yu Xianxian opened her eyes again and saw this beautiful world, she was startled by the two people in front of her.

"Senior Sister Yun, what's wrong?"

At this moment, Yunmeng's appearance was beyond description. Her clothes were not only tattered, but even the intact parts were almost entirely covered in dust or charred black.

In comparison, Yunmeng's hair was in no better condition. Her waist-length hair looked like it had been cut off in some places, making it look uneven.

Yunmeng's face was even more gruesome, not only was it covered in black soot and had multiple scratches, but there was also a bloodstain at the corner of her mouth, making her look extremely creepy.

"Meng'er is injured. I'll take her down for treatment. You go back to sleep first; mortals can't function without enough sleep."

"Can……"

Yu Xianxian wanted to say something, but for some reason, her body involuntarily stepped off the red jade lotus and stood there blankly watching Ling Yao help Yun Meng ride away on the red jade lotus.

……

She didn't know how she got back to her room, but at that moment, Yu Xianxian lay on the bed staring blankly at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep.

"One thousand and one sheep, one thousand and two sheep, one thousand and three sheep..."

After counting to the two thousandth sheep, Yu Xianxian finally gave up.

She scratched her head in frustration and rolled over in bed.

"Sure enough, TV is all lies. Damn it, I'm not going to sleep."

Yu Xianxian threw off the covers, jumped up from the bed, sat down at the table, and opened the almost worthless script.

For the past seven years, Yu Xianxian has frequently flipped through this so-called script to take a look.

Although we don't know where this thing came from, what's amazing is that this book really does describe everything that happens to Yu Xianxian, just like a script.

At first, Yu Xianxian also wondered about the origin of the book, since it was obviously not from this world.

Since the entire plot she wrote was on it, Yu Xianxian couldn't help but wonder if this thing might have come from the real world with her.

But she quickly dismissed the idea, since the books in their area weren't so magical as to automatically record what was happening anytime, anywhere.

Unless, while she was away, all of humanity secretly evolved and invented such technology.

But if it's something from this world, then why is it exactly the same as the content of the book she wrote back then? Does that make sense?

In the end, Yu Xianxian gave up thinking due to her meager knowledge. Forget it, it's just too hard to figure out the reason, so she might as well just give up.

Anyway, there's no harm in keeping this thing; sometimes it can even help her discover things she hadn't noticed or didn't know at all.

For example, once Yu Xianxian was walking down the street when she was inexplicably hit by a pebble. When she got back and read the script, she realized it was that man-eating grass that was always getting back at her. So the next day, she went and fought that thing for another three hundred rounds.

Now, Yu Xianxian quickly flipped to the last page of the script, and the first sentence that caught her eye was, "The incompetent Yu Xianxian couldn't sleep because of the Yunmeng matter, so she could only open the all-knowing book and try to find out the reason why the Yunmeng lightning tribulation went wrong."

The incompetent Yu Xianxian: ...

That's why she counted two thousand sheep in bed before reading this book.

Although the narration sometimes provided her with useful information, the book seemed to harbor deep hostility towards her, and every description made her want to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

The magnanimous Yu Xianxian (who had a request for the book) took two deep breaths, silently recited "May Buddha have mercy" several times in her heart, and then turned the page. She soon saw the section about Yunmeng's tribulation.

"The thunderclouds had been gathering for a long time when suddenly nine bolts of lightning struck down, heading straight for Yunmeng. Yunmeng looked up at the lightning, calmly took out the medicine furnace Ling Yao had given her, and tossed it into the air. As if summoned, the nine bolts of lightning turned and struck the furnace instead. Unexpectedly, the furnace did not shatter as one might expect; instead, it absorbed all the lightning. The lid closed, and a wisp of purple smoke rose from within. The next second, there was a loud 'bang.' You might think the furnace exploded? No, no, no, you're too naive. The furnace was completely intact. Moreover, after the furnace floated into Yunmeng's hands, she opened the lid, and inside lay nine purple pills, with tiny sparks occasionally flickering from them—clearly refined by the lightning."

"Refining pills? Using lightning tribulation? Senior Sister Yun truly lives up to her reputation as a genius. But if she absorbed all the lightning tribulation into her medicine furnace, how did she get injured?"

Yu Xianxian was first shocked by Yunmeng's awesomeness, and then she was filled with doubt, so she could only continue watching.

"Yunmeng put the medicine furnace and pills into her storage bag, intending to descend the peak, but unexpectedly, a gust of wind swept in the next second, and Yunmeng instinctively closed her eyes. Immediately afterward, countless sharp objects hurtled towards her; Yunmeng couldn't dodge in time, and her clothes and face were covered in countless cuts. Finally, when Yunmeng regained her senses, she drew a magic array to defend herself..."

"Wait, a magic array? Senior Sister Yun knows magic arrays? How come I didn't know that?"

Yu Xianxian was puzzled, but then she saw the next sentence...

"If the incompetent Yu Xianxian saw this scene, she would definitely be shocked, after all, she never knew that Yunmeng could use magic arrays. Poor beautiful Yunmeng cooks for her every day, but this heartless bastard doesn't understand her at all."

The incompetent and heartless Yu Xianxian: ...Damn it, I'm so angry, but why is she speechless?

"Yunmeng thought it was over, but unexpectedly a strong wind suddenly came from behind. Unlike before, this time it was not a gust of wind, but a palm strike."

"Palm wind?"

Yu Xianxian frowned. So Yunmeng was attacked, or rather, ambushed.