The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Although I sensed something was wrong when she was able to use my demonic energy to attack Loka, ha, it seems my soul is not as powerful as a mortal's. Perhaps, instead of me devouring her, she will devour me."

Although Si Tu was saying these words, he slowly sat down, his leisurely demeanor making it seem as if what he had just said was nothing more than a trivial matter.

"Not only the soul, but even the body is something that Heaven dares not harm, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to such lengths, would you?"

"Ha, all that scheming was nothing more than a few tricks."

"is it?"

Seeing that Si Ming had regained his composure, Si Tu sneered, "What? You're not flustered now?"

"I am now just a useless person whose fate has gone astray. Logically speaking, I should have lost control of everything in this world long ago."

"Tsk tsk, if your five disciples heard this, they'd probably be heartbroken."

"It is my personal destiny, and within the scope permitted by Heaven, I have done all I can."

"Really? You used to control the fates of so many people, but in the end you couldn't even control your own destiny. How laughable."

“Fate cannot be defied. It may seem that I control the fate of others, but in reality, I was just writing down their predetermined destinies.”

Upon hearing this, Si Tu stood up, grabbed the man opposite him by the collar, and glared at him angrily, saying, "Ha, I cannot disobey you. According to you, my fate is to die?"

Upon hearing this, Si Ming's fingertips twitched, but he still said indifferently, "I do not know what the will of Heaven is."

"I don't know..."

Upon hearing this, Si Tu released the other person's collar, the force of which almost caused Siming to fall.

"You don't know, but I know very well. After all, I personally witnessed how that woman casually wrote my ending."

Upon hearing this, Si Ming's eyes showed emotion again.

"how do you……"

"Oh, are you surprised?"

Si Tu approached Si Ming, his eyes flashing with an unusual light—a mixture of mockery, excitement, or perhaps bloodlust.

“I said before that no one can decide my fate. If anyone dares to do so, I will make them wish they were dead.”

As he spoke, the smile on his lips widened again: "Speaking of which, you don't actually believe that your creator came here on his own, do you?"

"Could it be... Si Tu, do you know what you're doing?"

Seeing the shock in the other person's eyes, Si Tu revealed a satisfied expression, leaned close to Si Ming's ear, and whispered:

"Of course, that's what she sees as what a villain should do."

As he spoke, he burst into laughter again.

"To be honest, I didn't believe at first that someone who could control the Heavenly Dao was really just a mortal who was killed by a single ordinary bolt of lightning from me. Although this caused me to be mentally unstable after I returned and had to recuperate for several years, the Heavenly Dao really didn't dare to touch me while I was by that idiot's side."

"you……"

"Alright, let's leave the reminiscing here, Siming. I look forward to our next meeting, after all, the day we meet again will probably be the day I achieve my goal."

As he spoke, Si Tu's figure began to slowly disappear, and as if worried that the impact on the other side was not great enough, before completely disappearing, he did not forget to add: "Oh, by the way, do you know who that so-called destined person is?"

Hearing this and seeing the expression on the other person's face, Si Ming's unease intensified once again.

Si Tu tilted his head, his face full of ill intent: "Heh, it's Si Meng. Don't worry, I guarantee her fate will be terrible, and it will happen right in front of you."

"Si Tu, you can't fight against the heavens."

"Is that so? But if Heaven wants me to die, why am I still standing here perfectly fine?"

……

The next day, it was already noon when Yu Xianxian got up.

"Ah~ It's so good to be the boss. No one wakes me up at this hour. Every day is a day off."

"Ha, he really is a pig."

As expected, upon hearing the Dog Demon Lord's sarcastic remark, Yu Xianxian replied perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, I'm a cute little pig, and you're an old pig about to die. Damn it, we both got up at this age, why do you always have the nerve to say things like that?"

Si Tu: ...Ah, he was getting more and more anxious to see this woman in such pain.

As if hearing some movement inside, the palace door was pushed open the next second, and Yue Mei walked to the front of the tent, knelt on one knee and said, "Your Majesty, the item has been found."

"Huh, what is that?"

"where?"

"In the Temple of the Underworld."

Yu Xianxian: Does her speech have a built-in filter? Why do I never reply to her?

Meanwhile, Si Tu and Yue Mei, who communicated seamlessly, didn't care about what Yu Xianxian was thinking. Si Tu frowned as he looked at Yue Mei, who had empty hands, and asked, "Why didn't you just bring her back?"

He had heard of the Senluo Palace; it seemed to be a trading center controlled by the demon race, and it contained many rare items. However, he didn't need these things back then, and since the other party didn't dare to cause trouble, he never bothered with them.

"Moon Demon, I ask you, which is more terrifying, the demon race or myself?"

Upon hearing these authoritative words, Yue Mei immediately understood their meaning, but she remained composed and said, "Your Excellency is unaware that the Yuan Sheng Flower I found is a rare spiritual plant, one in a thousand years. Not only is it rare, but its effects and the pills made from it are only effective if taken within a quarter of an hour of being picked. Therefore, I..."

"Heh, it seems I'll have to make the trip myself."

"Yes, Your Excellency, please move over."

"It's not entirely impossible, but..."

"But I need to eat first."

Si Tu, who was just about to say the second half of her sentence: ...

Moon Spirit, ready to receive orders: ...

And Luo Jia and Tu Sheng, who had just arrived at the door: ...

"I! Immortal! Immortal!"

"What? When people are hungry, they need to eat, right? Besides, mortals will die if they don't eat, and I don't want to die young. Also, don't you feel uncomfortable with an empty stomach?"

Si Tu stopped talking, because he had definitely felt it.

“Uh,” Si Tu sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation. Why did mortals have to go through the trouble of eating? “Moon Spirit.”

Judging from his tone, it seems that His Excellency is indeed feeling uncomfortable.

"My subordinate understands."

However, as soon as Yue Mei stepped out of the door, she was stopped by someone. Who else could it be but Luo Jia and Tu Sheng from before?

"doing what?"

Yue Mei frowned as she looked at the two men's inquisitive expressions. She didn't want to waste time and displease the Venerable One because of these two.

"What are you doing? I'd like to ask you what you're going to do?"

"You must have heard it too, His Majesty wants to have breakfast...lunch."

"Of course I heard it, but why does Your Majesty still eat these grains?"

"Since Your Majesty is currently in a mortal body, you will naturally need to eat."

"is it?"