The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

For the next half hour, Tu Sheng, who was "pitiful and helpless but deserved to be beaten", was beaten by Si Tu and Yu Xianxian with the Dragon-Slaying Sword.

That's right, Yu Xianxian would never miss a single opportunity to fight the enemy. In fact, for most of the later stages, Yu Xianxian was in control of her body.

Therefore, although he believed in his heart that the other party was indeed his master, he had great doubts several times, after all, it was not something Si Tu could say.

For example, "Serves you right for being arrogant. Weren't you so cocky before?" and "Don't call people names like that. Who's the little girl here? Next time you see me, remember to call me fairy, fairy, you know?"

Listen to these words, do they sound like something his master would say?

But every time this happened, accompanied by the other party's immediate "Shut up," that familiar oppressive aura would return, even once directly blasting his attack back.

"You've really grown bold to dare to attack me."

Tu Sheng: ...Tai, not only is His Excellency becoming increasingly ruthless, but his temper is also becoming more and more unpredictable. Could it be that he has contracted that legendary terminal illness of split personality?

Half an hour later, Tu Sheng was completely embedded in the wall. To be fair, the wall was really well-made; even under such a high-intensity impact, it only dented but didn't break.

Of course, the main reason is that one of these two "criminals" couldn't exert any force at all, and the other couldn't possibly use his full strength either. If they were really killed, wouldn't that be one less person to suffer... Hmph, underlings.

So even after half an hour of brutal beatings, with Tu Sheng's Tribulation Transcending stage physique and his already incredible recovery speed, by the time he jumped down from the wall, most of his original wounds had already healed.

Yu Xianxian: ...Pah, what a waste of her energy and feelings.

The first thing Tu Sheng did after jumping down from the wall was to kneel on one knee, clasp his hands together, and look at Si Tu with excitement.

"Welcome back to the Demon Realm, Your Excellency."

Yu Xianxian: ……

"He's been beaten up for an hour and he's still so happy, this guy is definitely a masochist."

Meanwhile, Yue Mei, who had been watching the show for a while, immediately stepped forward and struck the same pose as Tu Sheng, only her expression wasn't as twisted.

"Welcome back to the Demon Realm, Your Excellency."

At the same time, several similar congratulatory messages rang out from the side.

"Welcome back to the Demon Realm, Your Excellency."

"Welcome back to the Demon Realm, Your Excellency."

……

They were the few demons who had almost been forgotten. At this moment, the demons were also kneeling on the ground, but compared to Yue Mei and Tu Sheng, their faces showed more surprise and fear.

Si Tu simply nodded slightly in response.

Of course, he didn't forget to mentally tell Yu Xianxian, "Shut up, or you'll regret it."

Yu Xianxian, who was banned from speaking: ...

Tsk, I can’t afford this.

"Your Excellency, your..."

Compared to the Demon Lord's return, Yue Mei, who already knew about it, was clearly more concerned about the other party's hand, but there were too many people around, so it was not easy to say it out loud.

Otherwise, if we're not careful, the news of His Majesty losing his arm might spread, which would be extremely damaging to His Majesty's reputation.

Or, Yue Mei secretly thought, why not just kill Tu Sheng and those demons?

Tu Sheng: ...Strange, I suddenly felt a chill on the back of my neck, but it didn't seem as severe as when the Venerable One was about to hit me.

Fortunately, Si Tu understood her meaning without her having to say more, and replied casually, "It's nothing, just a small matter."

"A small matter? Do you know how much pain I was in when you forcibly fused that herb together?"

"Oh, really? That's a pity."

Yu Xianxian: ...Luckily, she wasn't the only one in pain at the time, otherwise she might have died on the spot along with Si Tu.

Yu Xianxian pondered, it seemed that ever since the other party took away ownership of her body, both of them could feel the pain she suffered.

But is this a good thing? At least this bastard won't take advantage of her inability to feel pain to abuse her precious body anymore?

Yu Xianxian frowned, but this estimation only proved that she had indeed lost some control over her body. If she continued to feel less and less of her body's sensations, wouldn't that mean...?

No, don't think like that, Yu Xianxian. If it really comes to that, even if I have to jump into lava, I can't give my body to that bastard Si Tu.

Thinking this, Yu Xianxian subconsciously patted her cheeks with both hands to show her determination.

However, when this action is reflected in the external body, it is the perplexing human behavior of a person who was holding a sword in his right hand and was full of imposing manner just a second ago, suddenly slapping his own face with his left hand.

Fortunately, the other people present had their heads down, so they didn't see it. Only the sole victim, Si Tu, fell into deep thought.

How long is he going to put up with this woman?

"I wonder what matters Your Majesty has for your absence? I will immediately have someone make arrangements."

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm just hungry. Where can I get some food?"

As it turns out, one should never get too caught up in thinking when communicating with others. Otherwise, Si Tu is a perfect example of what not to do, carelessly letting Yu Xianxian take over Tu Sheng's words.

Hungry? You're asking where to get food?

These words stunned not only Tu Sheng, but everyone else as well.

Did these words truly come from their leader?

Having roughly guessed the situation, Yue Mei was the first to react. While everyone else was still in a daze, she immediately said to Yu Xianxian, "Please come with me."

Yu Xianxian suddenly seemed to have gained emotional intelligence, noticing the strange atmosphere in the air. She immediately nodded in a pretentious manner, and then quickly left the scene with Yue Mei, leaving behind only the puzzled gazes of the demons.

"Aren't you going to get lost? You guys have nothing better to do?"

Suddenly receiving Si Tu's "kind" look, the demons immediately dared not look around, and the "spectator demons" quickly left in another direction.

Tu Sheng, however, followed with a bright smile, despite Si Tu's terrifying gaze.

"I didn't expect Your Majesty to be interested in food. I have many recipes, would you like some...?"

"No need, I have no interest in cannibalism."

Tu Sheng, who was rejected instantly: ...I thought at least I would be able to share the same hobby as the Venerable One in the future.

Tu Sheng, who was "pitiful, helpless, but deserving of a beating," really wanted to squat in the corner and draw circles. But the next second, he heard his master's voice and immediately became happy. Could it be that his master had changed his mind?

"By the way, Tu Sheng, don't let me see you eating people again."

"what?"

"It makes me want to vomit."

Tu Sheng: ...What a bolt from the blue.

Meanwhile, a certain demon lord who hadn't uttered a word thought to himself, "She's quite good at putting on an act, isn't she?"

"Ah, thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment. I will work even harder in the future."

Si Tu: ...