The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Ha, you're saying I went to all this trouble just to get your body? Yu Xianxian, you think too highly of yourself."

"That's not necessarily true. Maybe you're just jealous of my natural beauty and want to possess me."

Si Tu: ...He felt as if he had been insulted in every way.

"Moon Spirit, knock him unconscious and force-feed him the pills."

"Your Highness?"

Although the shell is a mortal woman, the one inside is none other than Si Tu, and Yue Mei, who has always respected Si Tu, finds it difficult to make a move.

"What? Do you need me to teach you how to fight? It seems that after all these years, you'll have to go outside the Demon Realm to practice."

These words effectively kicked her out.

"I apologize, Your Excellency."

Before she could finish speaking, Yu Xianxian was unexpectedly knocked unconscious.

"Si Tu, you..."

Damn it, I didn't get the rest of the insults out. I'm so angry.

The script says: If you were to say it out loud, it wouldn't pass censorship.

……

When Yu Xianxian regained consciousness, she had no idea where she was.

Yes, a soft, large bed, an empty room, and through the black curtains, you can see the blood-red sky outside the window.

Hmm, if I'm not mistaken, this place is probably, perhaps, possibly the Demon Realm.

Yu Xianxian turned her head and tried to sit up by supporting herself on the bed with her left hand, but the pain in her right arm caused by the movement made her lie back down helplessly.

"Ouch, it still hurts! I shouldn't have hurt my whole arm... Ah!"

Yu Xianxian originally wanted to turn her head to look at her poor right arm, but she was startled by the greenish, seemingly mutated thing that could barely be called a hand.

"What...what is that? Damn, how can it move?"

At this moment, Yu Xianxian no longer cared about the pain. She sat up abruptly and looked at the green thing on her hand in terror, trying to back away. Unfortunately, the thing was on her hand and she couldn't get away from it at all.

"What are you doing? It's so noisy."

Yu Xianxian's shout directly awakened a certain demonic lord within his body. Si Tu unconsciously raised his hand, and excruciating pain instantly swept through his entire body. Of course, he wasn't the only one who was injured.

"Ouch, damn it, stop moving around! Can't you at least respect other people's bodies?"

"Ha, you dare to say such a thing."

After his sarcastic remarks, Si Tu added, "Also, this is my body now."

"Ah, really?"

After saying that, Yu Xianxian slapped herself hard across the right cheek with her left hand.

"hiss……"

Although he himself would suffer the same amount of physical damage, Si Tu would suffer the mental damage.

"Yu Xianxian!"

"I'm sorry, Demon Lord. I just have a habit of picking at my hands. Please forgive me, as I may do it often in the future."

"you……"

Before Si Tu could finish speaking, the palace door was pushed open. Looking up, he saw Yue Mei walking in with a group of maids.

The only difference was that the maid knelt down on both knees at the door, while Yue Mei knelt down on one knee only after walking to the bedside and said, "Your Majesty."

"Moon Spirit, what's wrong with this hand?"

As Si Tu shook his right hand, Yu Xianxian, unable to bear the pain, couldn't help but say, "Damn it, can you stop shaking it? Doesn't it hurt? Si Tu, do you have a masochistic tendency?"

Upon hearing this, Si Tu's face immediately darkened: "Shut up!"

He also has masochistic tendencies, which is more likely to be attributed to the woman who dared to cut off her own arm.

As for the person in front of her who was talking to himself, Yue Mei, who had seen him before, was obviously already mentally prepared. Moreover, knowing Si Tu, she easily judged which sentence was her master's meaning.

"Your Majesty, this is bamboo grass, which can mimic human limbs. After a few days, the herb will fuse with Your Majesty's body, and Your Majesty's arm will be restored to its original state."

"Damn? How does this thing move on its own?"

"It's just the nature of the herb. This just shows that this bamboo grass was recently picked and is full of vitality. If it were old, the limbs that grow back would be very weak. Is there anything else you want to ask, young lady?"

"Moon Spirit, there's no need to pay any attention to this woman."

"Yes."

Yu Xianxian: ...These days, good people with a thirst for knowledge are no longer appreciated, is that it?

But the next second, Yu Xianxian had no time to grieve for her dead curiosity, because that bastard Si Tu raised her right hand again to look.

What's so interesting about Tai? No matter how much you look at it, it won't grow any flowers.

Why not use the Muscle Regeneration Pill?

Yu Xianxian, who was about to curse, stopped talking because she was also quite curious. Compared to this strange herb, the Muscle Regeneration Pill that could quickly grow arms was obviously much more effective.

And most importantly, once this thing takes effect, the pain will stop.

Upon hearing this, Yue Mei felt an invisible pressure pressing down on her heart. She lowered her gaze and said in a deep voice, "It's not that Yue Mei has not considered things carefully, but Your Majesty's body is extremely special. No matter what kind of pills you feed him, they are all ineffective. On the contrary, this external treatment method is very effective."

"Is that so? I understand. Take all these people away; they're annoyed by them."

Upon hearing Si Tu's words, Yue Mei wanted to say something, but ultimately swallowed her words.

The person before her was His Majesty, and even if he was so weak, she had no right to interfere without his orders.

And just after everyone left, Yu Xianxian started again.

"That's strange. I used to recover incredibly quickly from my senior sister's pills. Why aren't they working anymore? Si Tu, are the alchemists in your Demon Realm incompetent?"

"Heh, why don't you try tearing your mouth apart and see if they can cure it?"

"No need for that. I'm afraid I'll only be able to talk to you, you bastard, which will make me so angry that my stomach will hurt."

Si Tu: ...

Why does he feel like he's the one who gets furious most of the time?

"Oh dear, just a few days ago I was happily eating barbecue and taking a nap on Spirit Medicine Peak, and now I've been kidnapped to a den of demons. Truly, beauty is often envied! Oh dear..."

"Can you shut up?!"

If anyone had dared to nag him like that in the past, he would have torn them to pieces long ago. No, no one would have dared to do that in the past.

"Tsk tsk tsk, not even allowed to complain, the Demon Lord is indeed petty and narrow-minded."

"Yu Xianxian, you're not thinking that you can be free from this just by making me die of anger, are you?"

"Ah, yes, so, Demon Lord, when will you be able to sit at the children's table?"

Si Tu: ...If we keep talking like this, he might actually get so angry he'll die.

"Heh, don't worry, even if they die, it will be after the Immortal Sect is destroyed. Speaking of which, Yu Xianxian, you don't seem worried about Shen Mengxi and the others at all. In their condition, if there were no reinforcements, they might already be dead."