The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Senior sister, don't worry, Jin'er is so strong, she'll be fine. I'll take you away first, we'll only be in the way if we stay here."

Yu Xianxian carried Yunmeng on her back, walking unsteadily, muttering words that were unclear whether she was speaking to the unconscious Yunmeng or to herself.

A loud bang came from behind her, and Yu Xianxian turned her head blankly. The next second, her pupils widened suddenly.

Su Jin'er smashed a shallow crater into the ground, and the person in the crater barely managed to reach out before their upper body, which had been struggling to rise, fell limply along with their arm.

"Kill her."

"She must die here today."

……

As the pressure on her hands eased, Yunmeng slid slowly off Yu Xianxian's back. Only when Yunmeng landed and the weight on her body completely disappeared did Yu Xianxian suddenly come to her senses, as if waking from a dream.

Seeing the deep red bloodstains on Yunmeng's body, Yu Xianxian suddenly seemed possessed, repeatedly saying, "Senior Sister, I won't let you die. I won't let you die..."

Yu Xianxian pulled out the familiar book from her bosom, lay down on the ground, opened the script, took out a pen, and was about to write on the pages.

The next second, as if encountering a barrier, the pen in her hand was violently flung away, leaving a shallow scratch on Yu Xianxian's face.

"It...it's not working anymore?"

Yu Xianxian looked down at the gibberish on the script that she could no longer understand, her mind a complete mess.

Until a "drip" sounded, the blood that had gathered on her face dripped onto the script, staining it a bright red. Yu Xianxian looked at that red stain, and before the thought had even flashed through her mind, her body had already started to move.

Since her blood could be left on the script, does that prove that it can also be used for writing?

Without any hesitation, Yu Xianxian bit her finger, and her blood became the only ink available. Although the writing was crooked and uneven, it was still barely legible.

"It'll work," were the only two words left in Yu Xianxian's mind. As long as they could leave safely, this amount of blood was no problem at all.

But whenever Yu Xianxian's fingers were about to touch the script, the original red stain on the page seemed to come alive, always forming an exclamation mark next to Yu Xianxian's fingers and following them like a shadow.

A warning?

Despite the red symbols flashing around her, Yu Xianxian's hands showed no sign of slowing down. Even though she vaguely understood the enormous consequences of this script change, she was sorry, all she wanted right now was for these people to survive. As for what happened after that, she'd worry about that later.

Yu Xianxian's eyes sharpened instantly as she looked at the two names "Yue Mei" and "Tu Sheng" on the script; one more character was missing.

But at that very moment, Yu Xianxian's hand was suddenly lifted up.

"Xianxian, what are you doing?"

Yu Xianxian turned around and looked at Yunmeng standing behind her, and suddenly felt a lump in her throat.

"Sister..."

"Don't cry."

As Yunmeng spoke, her fingers gently brushed against Yu Xianxian's fingertips, and a warm current flowed into her body, instantly making the wound on her fingertips disappear.

Once Yu Xianxian realized this, she immediately snapped out of her joy at waking up from the dream and returned to reality, pulling her hand back and saying, "Senior sister, it's too late to treat it now."

As she spoke, Yu Xianxian immediately tried to bite her finger again, but as expected, Yun Meng immediately grabbed her.

"Xianxian, what are you doing?"

"Senior sister, I don't know how to explain this to you. Anyway, please let me go first. Otherwise, Jin'er will..."

"You don't need to worry about her, she'll be fine."

As she spoke, Yunmeng pointed in the direction of Su Jin'er and the others.

Yu Xianxian didn't know what kind of magic Yunmeng's words had, but her heart actually calmed down. She turned her head and saw a rabbit being hailed by a car running wildly towards them. And the person on the rabbit's back who was obviously not wearing a seatbelt and was about to fall off was none other than Su Jin'er.

"Ahhh, Master, save me! These two Tribulation Transcending cultivators are ganging up on me! I can't beat them at all!"

……

Just as Yue Mei and Tu Sheng were about to kill Su Jin'er, Tu Sheng suddenly noticed something was wrong.

"Moon Spirit, do you think this guy's body is moving?"

Su Jin'er's body was indeed moving, and it was moving horizontally in a direction perpendicular to the two of them, in a pausing manner, as if she were being dragged along.

To drag it along?

The two of them looked down at Su Jin'er's legs simultaneously, and then saw a small white ball of fur clinging to her right foot, inching its way along her trouser leg. Judging from the distance it moved, it was clear that this was quite a challenge for the little creature.

When Ling Bai heard the two people's voices disappear, she looked up to check the situation and unexpectedly met their eyes.

Lingbai: ...Oh dear, it seems its "secret escape plan" of taking people away little by little has failed.

Even so, Lingbai remained completely calm. It stood on its two legs, its ears swaying back and forth, clearly trying to get away with being cute.

As a result of doing so, it received a solid punch from Tu Sheng.

Seeing the opponent's fist coming straight at her, Ling Bai reacted immediately, jumping up to dodge the fist and using the momentum to kick Tu Sheng in the face, sending Tu Sheng flying several meters away.

Even after being thrown out of the air, Ling Bai couldn't help but curse after landing.

"Pah! Don't you have any compassion? How could you hurt such a cute bunny?"

"Ha, I don't think a rabbit that can kick a person several meters away is cute."

The Moon Demon's voice rang out from behind him, and Ling Bai suddenly remembered that there was still someone there, and immediately dodged the flying leaf that the Moon Demon threw.

"This is really weird, sister. Why do I keep ignoring your presence?"

"I think you're the one who's weird. An ordinary rabbit might be able to kick Tu Sheng away, but it wouldn't be able to dodge my attack."

Yue Mei looked at Ling Bai, seemingly speaking casually, but the killing intent in her eyes was already overflowing.

Meanwhile, Tu Sheng, who had been kicked out, stood up, laughed twice, and then said to Yue Mei, "Yue Mei, leave this rabbit to me."

As he spoke, Tu Sheng licked his lips and continued, "I've already figured out how to eat it?"

"What the hell? I'm so cute, and you actually want to eat me? I'm not playing with you perverts anymore."

As it spoke, Lingbai rapidly grew larger, then picked up Su Jin'er, tossed her onto its back, and began to run at top speed.

The whole sequence of actions was so smooth and fluid that before the two of them could recover from their confusion about "why the rabbit grew so big and took people away right from the start," Ling Bai had already started to unceremoniously complain about them.

"Master, there are bastards here who want to eat me! Help me beat them up!"