The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"So what do we do with this guy now?"

Bai Ge looked at Tu Sheng, who was trapped in the cage, stroked his chin, and looked deep in thought.

"Since he's a demon, why don't we just..."

As he spoke, Bai Ge made a throat-slitting gesture.

"According to the rules of the immortal sect, it would be best to take it back and hand it over to the peak masters for processing."

As she spoke, Yunmeng looked at Shangguan Huan and continued, "Why don't we take them away first?"

"Hey, don't talk like I'm some kind of object."

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to Tu Sheng's words and continued talking to the other party.

"I've only had this for a few days, and I haven't figured it out yet."

Shangguan Huan shrugged. He had lied to, or rather, borrowed, the magic artifact. Ling Qi, who was only focused on eating candy at the time, naturally didn't teach Shangguan Huan how to use it, so he had to figure it out on his own.

"But I can give it a try."

"Hey, why bother with all this trouble? Let's just take care of them directly."

The dragon claw on Bai Ge's hand gleamed coldly; judging from her expression, she was definitely not joking.

Whether it was a natural intuition or not, Bai Ge just felt that bringing this guy back wouldn't lead to anything good.

"Hey, hey, how could you do this? Your immortal sects have always been the most self-righteous, how could you execute an innocent demon on the spot?"

Seeing Tu Sheng's accusing expression, everyone was speechless.

Is this the attitude of someone who is extremely arrogant and self-important, and begs for mercy?

"Innocent? You were just about to eat us!"

Bai Ge rolled his eyes. What right did the guy who made the first move have to say such things?

"Would you believe me if I said I was joking?"

Everyone: ...Is this guy stupid, or does he think they're as stupid as him?

"What do you say?"

With a kind smile on his face, Bai Ge slowly approached the wooden cage, raising his dragon claw.

"Shangguan, won't this thing be reflected back if I attack it from the outside?"

"Don't worry, it won't. The damage will be about two or three times higher. Remember, one hit is all it takes to kill him. This guy seems pretty tough. I don't have another wooden cage that can hold him."

"Hey, didn't you just say you were going to try to bring me back to your sect? Are you just going to give up like this?"

Shangguan Huan shrugged: "Yeah, what can you do about it?"

Tu Sheng: ...The guys from the Immortal Sect are as annoying as ever.

"and many more."

Upon hearing Yunmeng's voice, Bai Ge paused for a moment, then turned around and said:

"Yunmeng, do you still want to take this guy back? Although the immortal sect has rules, this should be a special case, right?"

"This is a special case."

As she spoke, Yunmeng stepped forward and handed Bai Ge a pill: "A rare, high-grade strength pill. It should be enough to beat someone half to death without using the Dragon Claw."

Tu Sheng, whose mood fluctuated wildly: ...

Hmm, does he remember that guy Luo Jia telling him that the current disciples of the immortal sects are all a bunch of openly idiots? Are these unlucky bastards imposters?

Just as the thought crossed her mind, Su Jin'er, who had been talking the whole time, suddenly said, "Wait, don't kill him yet."

Sure enough, there's still one idiot among them.

Tu Sheng had just lowered his head and revealed a slight smile when, in the next second, Bi Xue was holding a knife to his neck.

Tu Sheng: ...So, this guy told others to stop because he wanted to do it himself?

"Is the person you just transformed into still alive?"

The person who just became?

"Oh, is that the middle-aged man from earlier?"

Upon hearing Bai Ge's words, Shangguan Huan's lips twitched. This middle-aged man must have learned it from Yu Xianxian again.

Yunmeng frowned as she watched Su Jin'er's retreating figure, having forgotten that their purpose in coming here was not entirely to exorcise demons.

"Oh, that's what you wanted to ask."

Tu Sheng closed his eyes, stroked his chin, and looked like he was thinking seriously. Then, the next second, he flashed a set of white teeth at Su Jin'er: "Of course, I ate it."

"What did you say?"

Hearing this, Su Jin'er's eyes widened in fury, and Tu Sheng, seeing her expression, added fuel to the fire, saying, "Of course I have to eat him! How else can I transform into his likeness and deceive you foolish cultivators here? I must say, although he's a mortal, his taste is in no way inferior to that of ordinary cultivators, and his soul tastes quite good too."

As he spoke, Tu Sheng licked his lips, looking as if he were reminiscing about a delicious meal.

"you……"

The killing intent in Su Jin'er's eyes could no longer be contained, and the jade-green blood in her hand went straight for Tu Sheng's vital point.

However, the next second, Tu Sheng blocked it with his hand.

“Young lady, I’ve already said it’s a fine sword, but you, the one wielding it…”

With that, Tu Sheng swung his sword with great force, and the Azure Blood Sword, along with Su Jin'er, crashed against the wall. As Su Jin'er coughed up blood, the wooden cage also cracked open with a "bang".

"what happened?"

Upon seeing Tu Sheng emerge, Shangguan Huan and Bai Ge immediately assumed defensive stances, while Yun Meng rushed to Su Jin'er's side to feed her some pills.

"Ahem, sorry, it seems I've been used."

"No, it's not your problem. Even with your sword, an attack from within won't be able to open the cage, unless..."

Shangguan Huan didn't finish his sentence, but everyone knew in their hearts that the opponent they faced was truly unbeatable.

"What a hassle. I was supposed to join you guys in the Immortal Sect and enjoy a good meal, but now..."

Tu Sheng patted his shoulder, his tone full of regret: "Since that's the case, then we can only use you guys for a snack now."

"Who are you exactly?"

While asking the question, Shangguan Huan subtly tried to take out a magical artifact from his pocket, despite the oppressive aura emanating from the other party.

"Don't ask so many questions about the food, just obediently let me eat you."

The next second, Tu Sheng came to Shangguan Huan's side, staring at his hand and said, "Don't do anything sneaky."

With two sharp clangs, Bai Ge and Su Jin'er used the Dragon Claw and the Jade Blood Sword to block his hands and mouth respectively. Shangguan Huan didn't hesitate either, quickly taking out a bottle of white liquid from his pocket and throwing it on the ground.

In an instant, the room was enveloped in an endless mist.

"Is this thing really an algorithm?"

"Stop complaining at a time like this."

At this moment, Bai Ge's dragon claws had disappeared, and he was now carrying Su Jin'er and Yun Meng in each arm. He had two wings on his back and his feet had become bird claws. He grabbed Shangguan Huan and flew swiftly toward the door.

Looking at the door in front of her, Su Jin'er swung her sword and cleaved it open. But the next second, the group of them crashed into an invisible barrier.

"what happened?"

"It's a magic array."

Yunmeng narrowed her eyes slightly. Although it was not very complicated, and one could even say that the technique was quite crude, the magic power of the person who cast the array was extraordinary, and there was really no way to break it in a short time.

"Heh, a desperate struggle."