The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

The next morning, Yu Xianxian woke up because she was hungry. Yes, she was woken up because she was hungry.

"Don't the people in the Prime Minister's residence eat breakfast?"

Completely unaware that she was freeloading, Yu Xianxian took out a Bigu Pill from her personal medicine bottle and swallowed it, instantly becoming full.

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After eating and drinking her fill, Yu Xianxian tidied her clothes, pushed open the door, and saw that the sun had already risen to its zenith, clearly indicating that it was no longer morning.

"Hey, that's strange. Why didn't my senior sister come to wake me up today? Could it be that she forgot about her cute and charming junior sister? Surely my senior sister can't oversleep one day."

As she spoke, Yu Xianxian began to walk out of the courtyard.

It must be said that the Prime Minister's residence is truly enormous, and the Prime Minister is incredibly generous, arranging a courtyard for each of them.

Although they are right next to each other, the distance between the entrance and the exit is not small. Fortunately, we gathered at Yu Xianxian's house yesterday, otherwise it would have ended long ago by the time Yu Xianxian arrived.

Faced with this distance of several hundred meters, Yu Xianxian, who couldn't scale walls or leap across rooftops, could only rely on her two legs to reach Yunmeng and the others' courtyard, which was extremely inconvenient.

So, Yu Xianxian simply grabbed a little maid at the courtyard gate and asked, "Little sister, could you go next door and see if the older sister there has woken up yet?"

It has to be said that Yu Xianxian's sudden appearance, along with her tone and expression that sounded like a human trafficker, startled the young girl.

But when she learned that this was the immortal master her family had arranged for her to stay in this courtyard, the little girl immediately replied, "Immortal Master, are you asking about the immortal master next door? They went out early this morning."

She went out? Like a bolt from the blue, Yu Xianxian immediately felt terrible. Her senior sister had clearly forgotten about her, her adorable junior sister.

Wait a minute, what about them?

Yu Xianxian's heart skipped a beat, and clinging to a last shred of hope, she asked, "How many of them are there?"

"There were four people: three beautiful female immortals and one handsome male immortal."

When the "male immortal" was mentioned, the little girl blushed slightly, but Yu Xianxian was not in the mood to notice it. All she wanted to do was look up at the sky and roar.

Oh no, it's not just that my senior sister forgot about her, it's that everyone has abandoned her together.

So, in the end, the one who was actually the pupa was herself?

Just then, a familiar, irritating voice came from the left.

"Hey, you two over there, what are you doing? You're blocking my way."

Yu Xianxian turned her head, and as expected, it was Su Zhengchu.

Upon seeing that it was Su Zhengchu, the maidservant immediately bowed her head and said "Goodbye, Immortal Master" to Yu Xianxian before hurriedly leaving.

That figure looked as if it were hiding from some raging flood or ferocious beast.

Watching the cute little girl walk away, Yu Xianxian, who was about to ask Yunmeng and the others where they were going, turned her head to look at Su Zhengchu again, but this time her eyes were filled with anger.

At this moment, Su Zhengchu's hair was slightly disheveled, and his clothes were somewhat dirty. If I'm not mistaken, he must have just been released from the woodshed.

In fact, Yu Xianxian's prediction was quite accurate.

Su Zhengchu had indeed just come out of the woodshed. He was still angry because he had been locked up all night, so he was in a state of displeasure with everyone.

Given his appearance, as long as it wasn't Su Zheng, even if the emperor of Linlan Kingdom came, he would probably give him a cold shoulder, let alone Yu Xianxian.

"Aren't you the one from yesterday, uh, who was it again, anyway, my bodyguard? Why didn't you guys react at all when I was being kidnapped yesterday?"

Upon hearing this, adhering to the principle of "asking if you don't understand," Yu Xianxian said, "I wonder what kind of reaction Young Master Su needs from us? Should we applaud and cheer?"

Su Zhengchu: ...No, why does this woman never play by the rules?

"No, that's not what I meant, you..."

As Su Zhengchu spoke, he suddenly realized how he had been led astray, and then became even angrier, saying, "Is that what I meant? What am I supposed to do by hiring you bodyguards? Are you just going to stand by and watch me get arrested?"

"But we don't seem to have said we were going to be Young Master Su's bodyguards."

"Didn't I give you that ten thousand taels of silver?"

"Ah, but didn't Young Master Su say that it was to repay our life-saving grace?"

Su Zhengchu, who was about to jump up in anger: ...It seems that he did say that.

"Speaking of which, Young Master Su also said that there would be an even greater reward after returning to the manor."

Yu Xianxian reached out her hand and shamelessly started asking for money.

"Young Master Su, please bring it here."

Script: Poor young master Su, be content, at least she said "please".

Su Zhengchu was stunned, not expecting the other party to be so shameless and unpredictable.

"That...I..."

Seeing that Su Zhengchu was stammering and unable to speak, Yu Xianxian immediately understood.

"It seems that Young Master Su is a little short of money. I was just asking him to do something difficult. I just didn't expect that Young Master Su, as the son of General Su, would not even be able to thank his savior. It's really a pity."

Su Zhengchu: ...

"Who said I can't get it out?"

It's just that because he secretly went out to travel again, his grandfather punished him by taking away all the silver he had, so he was temporarily penniless.

Upon hearing this, Yu Xianxian reached out again. As someone who had been professionally swindling people for twenty years, Yu Xianxian would never miss an opportunity to do so, especially since there were also lovely silver notes to be won.

Su Zhengchu stared at Yu Xianxian's outstretched hand, speechless for a moment, but then suddenly realized, "No, if anyone should be given it, it should be the girl in blue. She saved me, why should I give it to you?"

Yu Xianxian: ...Hiss, this guy realized it so quickly. No, if this gets to Jin'er, she definitely won't accept it.

Hey, wait a minute, let's get this out of Jin'er's hands.

"You wait first."

As she spoke, Yu Xianxian took out the script to check on Su Jin'er and the others' progress. Sure enough, they had already found the location of the arena competition and had all successfully registered.

With a "snap," Yu Xianxian closed the script. Good for her. She had originally planned to sneak in with Yunmeng and the others. Since losing was inevitable anyway, winning was difficult for her, but losing was easy, wasn't it?

However, it seems I can only be a spectator now, but the problem is that not everyone can get in.

So, Yu Xianxian turned around and focused her evil gaze on Su Zhengchu.

Su Zhengchu: ...Strange, why do I feel a chill?