The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"Schemes and tricks? Kid, I'll give you one more chance to speak."

Shangguan Huan stopped Bai Ge, who was about to go up and give someone a dragon claw attack: "Hey, forget it, forget it. I'm afraid your hand will scare people if it's not even used to grab someone."

Seeing that Bai Ge looked ready to fight him, the man blinked in confusion. Then, the person behind him patted his shoulder and whispered a few words in his ear. Only then did he realize what was happening and say:

"Sorry, I misremembered my lines. I meant I wanted to learn your strategies. Sorry, I accidentally blurted out my true feelings."

Seeing the six people opposite them awkwardly scratching the back of their heads and apologizing, they fell silent: ...What to do? Something about this doesn't sound right at all. But their expressions are just too convincing to punch them.

"It's like this, after listening to what Peak Master Fu said, we realized that we have absolutely no strategy, while our senior brothers and sisters were able to eliminate so many of us in one fell swoop? So we would like to ask our senior brothers and sisters for some advice. Please don't look down on us for being so dull."

Bai Ge, who was the first to lose himself in the repeated calls of "senior brother and senior sister," coughed twice and said, "Ahem, this is really nothing to talk about."

"You really don't have anything to say, and the solution isn't what you came up with."

"Shangguan Huan, you..."

Seeing that the two were about to start arguing, the peacemaker immediately said, "Senior Sister Bai has a constitution that makes her naturally loved by spirit beasts, while Senior Brother Shangguan has an innate talent for creating spirit artifacts. We really can't learn these innate things."

As he spoke, he looked at Yu Xianxian with bright eyes.

"Therefore, we can only ask Senior Sister Lingbai for advice."

"Ah I?"

Yu Xianxian pointed to herself; if the other person hadn't clearly recognized her, she would have forgotten the name Ling Bai.

Right, her public identity in the immortal sect is Shen Mengxi's spirit beast, Lingbai.

Hmm, she never leaves Spirit Medicine Peak, and no one mentions it, so she always forgets about it.

"Yes, we have long heard that Senior Sister Lingbai, as Senior Sister Shen's spirit beast, sacrificed herself to absorb all of the Demon Lord's demonic energy and protect the world. Senior Sister Lingbai is a hero in the hearts of all of us."

Yu Xianxian: Oh, is that so? Is that how she wrote it back then? It's been so long, she's forgotten.

"Heh, absorbing all the demonic energy, that's pretty impressive."

Regardless of the sarcastic and eccentric Demon Lord, Yu Xianxian immediately straightened up and coughed twice to calm herself down.

"Ahem, it's all a small matter, not worth mentioning, so don't be too obsessed with me, I'm just a legend."

The five from Yunmeng: ...

Upon hearing this, they silently took a few steps back, feeling embarrassed that the legend was too dazzling and they were afraid of being blinded by it.

But Yu Xianxian, who was clearly on the verge of exhilaration, paid no attention to this and continued, "Ahem, actually, it's not that you can't learn some strategies. First of all, when facing an enemy stronger than you or of equal strength, never confront them head-on. If they know teleportation arrays, you can secretly teleport behind them for a fatal blow. Of course, you also need to guard against being attacked from behind. When facing an enemy, you must always keep a trump card up your sleeve, so you can catch them off guard and outmaneuver them..."

Looking at the innocent victims below, some of whom were even taking notes, and then at Yu Xianxian giving a passionate speech, I realized...

Bai Ge silently complained, "They really are all conspiracies and tricks."

"But it's very practical. These disciples haven't been cultivating for many years. They usually just spar with other disciples in the training ground. If they don't have experience, they won't know how cunning the enemies outside are."

As she spoke, Yunmeng couldn't help but think of the Snow Rain City incident, and of Luo Jia who had almost let the wolf into the house. She shook her head, realizing that she hadn't mastered cultivation yet.

Meanwhile, the five people who had concealed their presence and were hiding in the shadows watched the scene below and silently started eating sunflower seeds.

"This girl, although she has no spiritual root and cannot cultivate, is quite cunning."

"Indeed, they're comparable to the Second Senior Brother."

Fu Yan, who was shot even while lying down: ...

"Junior Sister, let's talk about the repair of the token we discussed a few days ago."

"No way! Second Senior Brother, do you think I'm stupid? If I go over there now, you'll definitely beat me up. I'll just stand next to my sister and see how you beat me up. Hehehe."

"Qi'er, don't be rude."

"Okay, sister."

As she spoke, Ling Qi, out of Ling Yao's sight, made a tongue-out gesture at Fu Yan.

Fu Yan: ...

Seeing this, Ye Yao, who was standing next to her, silently and forcibly turned Ling Qi's head back to normal. Hmm, if she keeps vomiting like this, even her third senior sister won't be able to save her.

So, the next second, Ling Qi gave Ye Yao the same "tongue-out" service.

Ye Yao: ...How about I go and discuss it with my second senior brother later, and secretly set up a teleportation array in this guy's room, sneak in at midnight and assassinate him?

At this moment, Lin Yu, the only one who was not involved in the fight, held a wine pot in his hand. Although he was slightly drunk, his eyes were still clear.

Looking at Teacher Yu, who was actively teaching, and the students who were studying diligently, he took another swig of wine.

"It's not a bad deal that a single competition can bring these disciples from different peaks, who rarely interact with each other, so close together."

"Indeed, these disciples must have learned a lot from this competition, and my long preparations have not been in vain."

"Haha, thanks for your hard work, Second Junior Brother."

"What's so funny? These are all things you, as the sect leader, should be responsible for."

"Huh? What sect leader? Who is the sect leader? When did the immortal sect have a sect leader? Ah, wait, where am I? Ugh, I'm drunk, I need to go back and get some sleep."

Seeing Lin Yu, whose acting was utterly clumsy or who clearly didn't want to act, run away, Fu Yan fell silent.

No, if this continues, he might really lose control and make a decision that goes against morality.

Hmm, I'll go to Lingjian Peak tonight and throw away all of my senior brother's wine.

Wine: You're amazing, you're so aloof.

Lin Yu, who hadn't gone far: ...Strange, why do I feel so uneasy?

"Senior brother, there's still one thing we haven't figured out: why can't all the injuries I sustained in the secret realm be treated with spiritual medicine?"

"Has the cause still not been found?"

Ling Yao shook her head: "All we know right now is that the injuries I sustained after leaving the secret realm can be treated with spiritual medicine without any problems, so I should be fine."

"In other words, the problem lies in the secret realm."

"I'm afraid so."

Looking at the peaceful scene below, Fu Yan's gaze turned solemn: "It seems something terrible has happened in the secret realm. However, the secret realm is now closed, and even I cannot enter. It seems I cannot go in to investigate."

"Fortunately, the master set up a barrier in advance for this secret realm. As long as it is not opened, what happens inside should not affect the outside."

"Yes, as long as the barrier doesn't break."

"Now that the Demon Lord is gone, this barrier..."

At this point, Yunmeng fell silent, because all five of them knew one thing very well: the Demon Lord Situ was still alive. This was the only time Shen Mengxi had told them this in a dream after her ascension.