The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

"I remember I once wrote about a spell in a book that could only be used once but was extremely overpowered."

"what?"

Looking at the person in front of her whom she could strangle at any moment, Si Tu felt a bad premonition rising in her heart.

"Eating grapes without spitting out the skins, not eating grapes but spitting out the skins, Si Tu, if I call your name, will you dare to answer?"

His pupils contracted beneath the mask, and he asked instinctively in shock, "How did you..."

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he realized something was wrong and wanted to take back what he had just said, but it was too late.

The next second, both of their bodies began to petrify from head to toe, without giving them any chance to react.

Before losing consciousness, Yu Xianxian only saw the cold light emanating from the other person's eyes beneath the mask, and when she woke up again, she saw a blue bed curtain.

Yu Xianxian blinked; she had emerged from the illusion. She hadn't expected to be saved by that hastily written spell. She really wanted to put her hands on her hips and say to those fans who were criticizing the sloppy writing, "So what if it's sloppy? It's easy to remember!"

……

Despite being in an unfamiliar room, Yu Xianxian didn't get up to check. Instead, she skillfully rolled over and found a more comfortable position to continue lying down.

That illusion caused immense harm to her young mind and body; she needs to rest and recuperate.

Unfortunately, cruel reality clearly wasn't going to give her a chance to rest properly. She had barely finished turning over when she heard a very familiar voice coming from above.

"Now that you're awake, why aren't you getting up? Is there something wrong?"

Then, a hand as white as jade picked up Yu Xianxian's chicken claw and began to take her pulse.

Upon seeing such a stark contrast, Yu Xianxian exclaimed: "Ah, my sister's hands are so beautiful. She's dead."

"It should be nothing serious. You..."

Ling Yao put down Yu Xianxian's hand and was about to ask her what was going on when she saw that Yu Xianxian was looking at her with a lovestruck expression.

Ling Yao, who hadn't been looked at like this by a woman before: ...If she hadn't taken her pulse and treated her, she would have really doubted whether this guy was even a woman.

Seeing Ling Yao frown, Yu Xianxian sighed inwardly, "Even when she frowns, she looks so beautiful," and then she sat up with a serious expression.

"May I ask what has happened to me, Peak Master Ling?"

"This third trial is an illusion array. Those who fall into this array will be trapped in an illusion. In the illusion, you will lose your memories of reality and believe that you are the senior brothers and sisters of the Immortal Sect, and that you are being invaded by the Demon Clan when the five peak masters are not around. What we want to test is how you will react in this situation. After all, the Immortal Sect does not want to support those wicked villains who will side with the Demon Clan."

Ling Yao sat on the edge of the bed, picked up the tea on the table, took a sip, and continued, "At first, everything was normal, but then your illusion suddenly lost contact. We thought you had woken up, but we found that your breath was weak, so I took you back to Spirit Medicine Peak for treatment."

"So, I almost died after entering an illusion."

"He didn't die, he just slept for fifteen days."

Yu Xianxian: ...Isn't that just a recipe for disaster, like going to have tea with the King of Hell?

"This was my oversight; I didn't expect it to hurt anyone."

Looking in the direction of the sound, she saw a man in black walk in. Although his face was exactly to Yu Xianxian's liking, the murderous aura in his eyes completely ruined her desire to see more handsome men.

Yu Xianxian silently shifted her gaze, thinking to herself that she couldn't afford to offend her and should just focus on the beautiful older sister.

Fu Yan didn't notice Yu Xianxian's little movement. His brows were furrowed, and his gaze remained fixed on Yu Xianxian.

This is the first time in all these years that his magic array has malfunctioned, and only one person has experienced this problem. So, is the problem with the magic array or with the person?

He has always been a suspicious person, and even though the demon race has been wiped out, he still won't let his guard down around anyone. Sometimes, humans are far more terrifying than demons.

"Cough cough."

Seeing that Fu Yan was looking at Yu Xianxian with suspicion, Ling Yao coughed twice to signal her to come back to her senses.

"It was my fault this time, and I apologize to my young friend."

"No need, no need, it's my own fault, it's not Master Fu's fault, hahaha..."

Seeing Fu Yan, whose gaze had just been deadly, suddenly clasp his hands in apology to her, Yu Xianxian's heart pounded with fear.

"Young friend, you are quite well-informed, yet you know my surname is Fu the first time we meet."

Yu Xianxian's heart: ...damn, that's exciting.

"Ah, with the reputations and portraits of the five peak masters of the immortal sect so widely known, how could I not know them?"

Seeing the other person's gaze suddenly sharpen again, Yu Xianxian was truly on the verge of tears.

Why did she write the Spirit Array Peak Master as so sensitive and suspicious? Wouldn't it have been better to just make him a naive and sweet handsome man like Ye Yao?

Far away on Spirit Beast Peak, Ye Yao was exchanging pleasantries with his Devouring Python: "Ah, who's talking about me? Is Ling Qi scolding me again?"

"So that's it."

At this moment, Yu Xianxian nodded frantically. Yes, yes, that's it. It's definitely not because your eyes were too scary that she remembered you as Fu Yan, the ruthless and emotionless demon killer.

"Would you mind telling me what your illusion was like? That way I can pinpoint the problem."

Yu Xianxian: ...Can she say that she killed that demon lord with a spell that sounds a bit serious but is actually an ancient magic spell?

Of course not! Not to mention Fu Yan is full of cunning, even Ling Qi and Ye Yao would be wondering where she got her ancient magic.

(Ling Qi, Ye Yao: Are you being polite?)

"I don't remember clearly, I only remember a masked demon choking me tightly, and then everything went black, and it seemed like I was killed by him."

Yu Xianxian covered her head with one hand, occasionally making a ferocious expression, as if recalling the event was extremely painful.

"Alright, you've just woken up, there's no need to think so much."

Ling Yao helped Yu Xianxian up, glared at Fu Yan, and helped the weak, pitiful, and helpless Yu Xianxian back into bed.

Fu Yan: ...Well, my junior sister has grown up and is becoming less and less respectful to her senior brother.

"I was abrupt."

As Fu Yan spoke, he took out a bronze Bagua plate from his chest and handed it to Yu Xianxian.

"No matter what, it was my magic array that malfunctioned. This is a copper plate I made a few days ago, containing a magic array of my own. I'm giving it to you as an apology gift."

"I'm so sorry, I'm so embarrassed."

While saying "I'm sorry," she quickly took the copper plate and stuffed it into the quilt, as if afraid that the other party would change their mind.

No way, this is a magic array made by Fu Yan, its value is exceptionally high, it would be a fool not to accept it.

Yu Xianxian said: She doesn't want to be a fool.

Fu Yan, who was surprised that the other party did not make any excuses: ...I can tell, this is genuine "sorry".