The Daily Life of a Lazy Author Transmigrating into a Book and Doing Nothing

It's another dark and stormy night for murder. Ugh, in modern terms, it's another night when working overtime, feeling so frustrated that you want to stab your boss.

Yu Xianxian sat in her comfortable little nest, typing away like flowing water. With just a few "click-click-click" sounds, several lines of text appeared on the computer screen.

"In the end, the Demon Lord died, the Demon Clan retreated, and Shen Mengxi also comprehended the Great Dao, bid farewell to her sect, and ascended to become an immortal. The End."

Satisfied, Yu Xianxian pressed "send," picked up her coffee, and replenished her energy.

"Finally finished updating, now no one should be rushing me anymore."

After putting down her cup, Yu Xianxian stretched and got up to walk to the window.

Yu Xianxian, a master of procrastination, took two years to finish her book of hundreds of thousands of words, during which she mysteriously disappeared for several months, prompting fans to urge her to update every day.

Yu Xianxian has finally come to an end as expected, but with such a hasty ending, I reckon her private messages will be bombarded with messages again tomorrow.

"When did it start raining? I didn't even notice. I must have been too engrossed in writing. I'd better order some takeout to reward myself."

Yes, even the heavens shed tears of repentance for Yu Xianxian, who had finally managed to finish the story. Then, a loud bang was heard, and lightning flashed, instantly taking away the still-unresponsive Yu Xianxian in one move.

……

"Why does my head hurt so much? And my neck too, could it be from sleeping in the wrong place last night? Speaking of which, I think I had a dream last night that I was struck by lightning..."

As Yu Xianxian got up, supporting her neck, she was stunned the moment she opened her eyes. Beneath her stretched a verdant meadow to the foot of the mountain. The mist in front of her dissipated, and in the distance floated buildings of various shapes.

Yu Xianxian was stunned, completely bewildered. This strange scene, this odd place, could it be...?

"A dream within a dream?"

Yu Xianxian tilted her head. Yes, she would never want to think in such an absurd direction.

Then, with a few more "whoosh" sounds, several more people flew past in the distance.

Yes, they were flying, and if Yu Xianxian's 5.0 vision was correct, it looked like these people were standing on swords.

No, no, Yu Xianxian shook her head frantically. This was just a dream. It was perfectly normal for someone to appear who could fly on a sword. It was alright; as long as she lay down quietly, she would wake up soon enough and see her familiar little home.

Yes, definitely.

So, Yu Xianxian, who had just sat up, closed her eyes again and fell backward, and then...

Then Yu Xianxian launched herself into the air and stared in horror at the patch of grass where she had just lay down.

What was that wriggling around there? It couldn't be an insect. How big would it be for her to sense its presence while her body was still in mid-air?

……

Do you know what it feels like to see a blade of grass doing a hula dance in front of you? Yu Xianxian found out today.

It was a plant with three leaves that looked remarkably like chives, using the two outer leaves as arms to sway back and forth. The movements were so smooth that Yu Xianxian thought this plant must have the talent to open hula dance training classes all over the world.

"What kind of demon are you? State your name!"

After saying this, Yu Xianxian felt that she had been really stupid. Even if it was a dream, the grass might not necessarily speak.

Then, in the next second, the little grass proved to Yu Xianxian that it could indeed talk.

"I'm not a demon, you bad guy, you suddenly pressed down on me and almost hurt me."

Yu Xianxian: ...I never thought that one day, I, Yu Xianxian, would be scolded by a blade of grass. I'm really furious.

Fortunately, through this experience, Yu Xianxian became even more certain of one thing: she was indeed dreaming.

In her dream, could Yu Xianxian really be scolded by a blade of grass? Of course not.

Facing this naive little blade of grass, Yu Xianxian revealed a malicious smile. Little grass, it's time for you to understand what the wickedness of society really means.

Seeing Yu Xianxian's expression, the little grass immediately realized that she hadn't filled her stomach with water properly, and hurriedly cried out, "What do you want to do? I'm warning you, you bad thing, don't come any closer! ... Ah, Mommy, someone is bullying me!"

Before Yu Xianxian could be shocked by this guy's lack of martial ethics, a dark shadow fell on her.

Yu Xianxian looked up and saw a two-meter-tall creature in front of her with sharp teeth, looking exactly like the legendary man-eating flower. She gasped in shock.

Seeing that a powerful backer had arrived, the little grass also put its hands on its hips and said in a show of bravado, "Mom, it's this bad thing who bullied me."

Looking at the man-eating flower in front of her that could swallow her whole, Yu Xianxian swallowed hard and asked awkwardly but politely, "Hi, have you eaten?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the man-eating flower lunged at her with its enormous mouth. If Yu Xianxian hadn't instinctively dodged, she probably would be half a corpse by now.

"It seems there isn't. Well then, I won't disturb your meal any longer. Goodbye forever."

At this moment, Yu Xianxian really wanted to get lost and leave, but it seemed that in their eyes, the food was hers!

"Stop chasing me, stop chasing me. I haven't taken a bath in half a month, no, half a year. I don't taste good."

"Compared to eating me, I think your genetic problems are more serious! Why are you a man-eating flower, while your son is just a blade of grass? Are you sure they're related? And your son can talk, but you don't look like you can talk at all. Instead of chasing me, you should hurry up and get a paternity test done. I can recommend a hospital for you."

"Oh my god, you're getting faster and faster! Seriously, I don't like it at all."

……

No matter what Yu Xianxian said, the peculiar plant that had grown legs, defying the laws of biological growth, persisted relentlessly. In fact, when Yu Xianxian cheekily brought up the issue of genetics, the plant's pace seemed to accelerate even further.

"I'm so tired. I wasn't even this tired when I ran 800 meters in school. Help! Someone, please come and save me... Oh, according to the logic of nightmares, it would be strange if someone came to save me at this time. Right, it's just a dream, isn't it?"

In an instant, Yu Xianxian realized, what was there to be afraid of in her dream? The worst that could happen was that she would be bitten to death by that man-eating flower in her dream, and she would just wake up tomorrow morning. After all, there was no pain in a dream.

So Yu Xianxian stopped and turned to face the carnivorous flower rushing towards her.

As the saying goes, the best way to overcome fear is to face it. It's time to show contempt for this thing that has no real harm.

So, Yu Xianxian stretched out her arm toward the man-eating flower, which was less than five meters away, and slowly made an international friendship gesture.

This can be considered facing fear head-on, right? Yu Xianxian thought to herself with her eyes tightly closed.

"Go back."

A beautiful female voice rang out, and Yu Xianxian felt a breeze blow around her, and a faint fragrance wafted into her nose, making her feel inexplicably at ease.

Yu Xianxian opened her eyes and saw a woman in red standing to her left front. The man-eating flower that had been baring its fangs and claws just moments before instantly became like a wronged puppy, hesitatingly glancing at Yu Xianxian a few times before turning and leaving.

"Which peak are you a disciple from? What are you doing here causing trouble?"

Yu Xianxian didn't hear a word the woman in red said; her attention was entirely focused on the woman's stunningly beautiful face.

Wow, what a beautiful older sister! Hehehe, so this wasn't a nightmare, but a beautiful dream?