Mingkai, if you're this cowardly, you should just go home and raise pigs.
Chapter 7: The Fat Skateboard Shoes, Utter Despair!
"Wow!!! What kind of damage is that?" Doll couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "It took away almost half of the little fish's health. Does that mean the little fish has to go home again?"
"I heard you're trying to arrest me? Today I'll show you two soulless solo players what AD carry really is!"
Guan Zeyuan clicked his tongue and laughed, "Judging from his performance in these few minutes alone, EDG's rookie top laner seems to have some talent! No wonder he's a player with the ID Attack!"
"If you don't have some skills, how dare you go to Liangshan?" Miller shook his head slightly and sighed, "Attack just means attack, right? But Clearlove's counter-gank this time was really brilliant, otherwise Kalista would probably be dead this time."
"That's the factory manager for you. He might ride a flying arrow or run away carrying a pig, but he'll always be there at the perfect moment, in the right place." Wawa chuckled. "After all, he's the jungler that Faker specifically requested."
The chat in the official live stream exploded instantly.
"A horse trampling an arrow? Running around carrying a pig? Did I enter the wrong live stream? Is this something an official live stream would say?"
"What can't be said? Can't I even criticize the food they served?"
"7777777!"
"666666!"
"These skateboard shoes are something else!"
"No solo spirit? No top lane spirit, that's more like it."
"The top lane should be a real 1v1 battle between real men; long-range attacks against short-range attacks are heretical."
"A true 1v1 battle of the men? Titan and Poppy pulling each other's hair?"
"I couldn't hold it in anymore when I was pulling my hair! Hahahaha..."
……
"Go have fun on your own," Mala Xiangguo said, then turned and left without looking back.
If it were another jungler, they would say something like, "You should tank the pressure in the top lane and farm, then we'll fight in team fights later."
But Mala Xiangguo isn't one to mince words; he speaks his mind directly and frankly.
Upon hearing this, Letme immediately put on a mask of pain, standing under the tower with a sorrowful expression, meekly last-hitting minions.
However, Zhou Hanyang didn't give Letme any chance to get away with it, and found an angle to use another QE through the enemy!
The little fish man had less than a third of his health left and had to return to base!
"How was A-dog's counter-gank? Hurry up and thank him!" Mingkai couldn't help but make some trash talk as he recalled to base.
"The enemy jungler should definitely thank you, are you using your 'that' on Q?" Zhou Hanyang's hands kept moving, controlling the skateboard to frantically harass the little fish.
He couldn't help but complain, "If you had just landed one Q, your dad would have been killed. You're like a pig carrying a pig and running away, or a tree saving lives. If you went to SKT, LPL might actually have a chance to win the championship."
The remaining three members of EDG were completely dumbfounded by Zhou Hanyang's words.
Not bro...
Is it really that violent?
"You little brat, is your dermatitis itchy again?" Mingkai was also hit by Garen's Q, and instantly lost his guard: "Do you still want me to keep your embarrassing story of stealing watermelons when you were a kid and getting caught and having to herd cattle for a day?"
"I'll steal your XX, and then I'll let you XX go!"
Meiko: "6!"
Scout and Zet said they didn't understand, but were greatly shocked.
However, they also realized at this moment that this should be the way these two people get along.
A love-hate relationship!
After leaving home, Ivern went back to farm his blue buff area.
Then help the bottom lane counter-gank, protecting the bottom lane and pushing the minion wave into Caitlyn's turret.
Both sides developed peacefully for a few minutes, neither choosing to cause trouble.
At six and a half minutes into the game, after the skateboarder forced the little fish to return to base, he also returned to base to buy equipment.
When Kalista purchased both Attack Speed Boots and Vampiric Scepter, the director gave Kalista a special close-up shot.
Only then did everyone notice the skateboard shoes.
"Huh?" A question mark slowly appeared on Miller's forehead: "It's only been a little over 6 minutes, right? How can skateboard shoes already have more than 2000 gold?"
"Attack speed boots and lifesteal, she's way too fed! Even if she got first blood, there's no way she'd be this rich." Wawa's game understanding was even worse than Miller's, so he was naturally more confused: "Did Kalista farm jungle camps too?"
The camera can't always be locked on the top lane; it has to show other areas all the time. So it's no wonder that Wawa would say something so outrageous.
"Look at the skateboarder's last-hitting!" Guan Zeyuan spotted the problem immediately.
"56 CS?" The doll then noticed the difference in CS: "Huh? How come the Fizz only has 29 CS? He's 27 CS behind?"
Guan Zeyuan couldn't help but sigh helplessly, but on the surface he smiled and said, "The minions will spawn at 1 minute and 15 seconds. It will take 25 seconds for the top lane minions to reach the tower and 35 seconds to reach the lane!"
At 6 minutes and 10 seconds, RNG's 9th wave of minions arrived under the tower, but Kalista had 56 last hits.
In other words, the skateboarder only missed one hit after killing the fish man once. Adding the 400 gold from the first blood and the gold from the system, it's understandable that he's so fed.
"Wow, impressive!" Miller exclaimed. "We often say that last-hitting is as easy as eating and drinking for professional players, but to be able to last-hit so steadily in such high-intensity combat is truly amazing!"
"A 17-dollar lead is equivalent to a kill, and a 29-dollar lead is like Kalista killing Fizz one and a half times!" Guan Zeyuan inhaled slightly.
"On the other hand, Fizz only has a pair of Cloth Armor Boots. If RNG doesn't think of a way to limit this Kalista, they'll be in trouble once Blade of the Ruined King is completed."
Upon hearing the commentator's words, the audience watching the game all looked astonished.
Based on their understanding of the game, it's hard for them to comprehend how powerful it is to use a minion's basic attack.
However, they can understand the difference in last-hitting ability.
After all, this is data that is readily available and quite intuitive.
Right now, in EDG's backstage lounge.
Ai Luoli couldn't help but reach out and poke A Guang's ribs with her elbow.
"What's wrong?" A-Guang turned his head with some confusion.
"Zhou Hanyang is so strong? Why are you the starting player?" Ai Luoli's forehead was full of question marks.
"I don't know?" Ah Guang asked, somewhat bewildered.
"You didn't know before?"
"I don't know?" Ah Guang looked even more bewildered.
"Or are you stronger than him? Otherwise, why are you the starter?"
"I don't know?" Ah Guang asked, somewhat doubting himself.
Yeah! Am I really that much better than him? Otherwise, why would I be the starter?
"Knock!" Ai Luoli cursed inwardly.
That's a really strong top laner, I could do it too!
Isn't it just about being a miracle worker?
When the skate shoes were re-released, Letme's expression turned even more troubled upon seeing their luxurious equipment.
He was originally thinking that after reaching level 6 and having his ultimate ability, he could use it to reduce the Skateboarder's health.
As long as you lower the skateboarder's health, the skateboarder won't dare to be too aggressive.
After all, the common problem with AD carries is that they are fragile and their health is not high enough to kill anyone who comes near.
But at this moment, this idea has completely failed.
Even if the ultimate skill lowers the Kalista's health, she can recover it through lifesteal.
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