Mingkai, if you're this cowardly, you should just go home and raise pigs.

Chapter 59 When will LPL win the championship? The day Attack debuted!

"Great job!!!"

"Amazing skill!!!"

"I'm jealous of your cauliflower!!!"

"Could it be that he's in a terrible situation?"

"Is he dark-skinned?"

"66666666!"

“7777777!!!”

"It's exploded! It's exploded!!!"

At this moment, the chat in Zhou Hanyang's live stream exploded with a torrent of comments!

The viewers and fans of the other live streamers all rushed into Zhou Hanyang's live stream.

Gifts of all kinds were flying everywhere.

"Thanks for the magic book from 'Blow Up Attack's Head,' boss!"

"Thanks to Attack for leaving EDG with the magic book, boss!"

"grateful……"

After thanking several people in a row, Zhou Hanyang gave them a look that said, "You're all making a fuss over nothing."

He said with a disdainful look, "Look at your surprised faces, what's so surprising about this? I have two more versions. If a boss sends me a rocket, I'll tell you the whole story."

As soon as Zhou Hanyang said this, someone immediately sent him a rocket.

"Thanks to all the pig offal eaters for the rocket gift from Pig Kang! Thank you so much, boss!!!"

Zhou Hanyang has absolutely no morals; he thanks everyone regardless of their ID.

Of course, Zhou Hanyang pretended not to see any IDs that included family members' names or disgusting things like feces and urine.

Although these people are of low quality, even haters are still fans.

If they weren't of low quality, why would they bark randomly?

"The host is a person of his word, so let's talk about the second version of 4396."

Zhou Hanyang coughed twice and continued, "Think about how many years Mingkai has played? Four years! Yes! That's right, four years!"

"How many times have you made it to the world championships? Oh, you've even learned to answer quickly now? If you're right, that makes three times!"

"You guys can answer 3 quickly, but what about 9? You don't know, do you? Hehe! Mingkai used a total of 9 heroes in 4 World Championships! Didn't expect that, did you? Hahaha!"

"6? Of course, it means we beat 6 teams!" Zhou Hanyang said, spreading his hands in a classic bear-like gesture.

"Holy crap! Awesome!!!"

"hahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Waaaaah... I'm so jealous of your cauliflower!!!"

"Attack, tell me honestly, was your initial motivation for becoming a professional player just to get close to EDG and unleash your ultimate skill?"

……

The barrage of comments exploded again at this moment.

Everyone in the EDG club was dumbfounded.

They really didn't expect that Zhou Hanyang could find so many ways to open just 4396.

“There’s a third version? Waste, Item, Ming, Kai! Aren’t all four characters eight strokes? Plus 300…” Zhou Hanyang said, and Ming Kai was already completely red-hot.

Before Zhou Hanyang could finish speaking, he picked up the keyboard and said, "You little brat, I'm going to fight you to the death."

"Mingkai, what are you doing? Hey, a gentleman uses words, not fists. No, no, no, let's talk this out, put down the keyboard first!"

"Whoa! Where's Zeppelin? Help me! Help me! Weren't we supposed to be doing something funny? Zeppelin, help me!!!"

"You little brat, you're dead!!!"

"Zhou Hanyang, you son of a bitch... I told you to do something funny, but I didn't tell you to do something dirty!" Abu shouted.

Chaos erupted within the EDG club.

The audience burst into laughter upon seeing this.

"hahahahahahahaha!"

"Don't tell me this was pre-written for the show's effect!"

"66666666...9999999! It's over!"

"Who wrote this script? Contact me, I'm willing to offer an annual salary of 30 RMB! Come to my company and write a script for me!"

"Dreams materialized? Kuroko materialized!!!"

"Pfft... Hahahahahahaha!"

"Attack, you deserve to die!!!"

"Death to the Lord!!!"

After more than ten minutes of chaos, Zhou Hanyang and his group finally returned to the live stream camera.

Zhou Hanyang's work was extremely abstract. He not only smeared some dust on his face and body, but also used a ballpoint pen from the front desk to draw a 'panda eye' on the corner of his eye, as if he had been punched!

If it were real 'panda eyes', the audience definitely wouldn't be happy at this point.

But this obviously fake, abstract "panda eyes" made the audience burst out laughing again.

The scrolling speed of the comments in the live stream room was faster than that in Mingkai's live stream room, making it impossible to see the specific content of the comments.

"The streamer was taken offline, it's all your fault for luring the streamer in. Otherwise, how could the streamer have been taken offline?"

Zhou Hanyang pretended to cry and said, "They all told me to 'prove my innocence.' Are there any rich EDG haters who can give the streamer a treasure map? The streamer is about to show off his ultimate skill."

"Wow!!! Thank you so much, Flying Pig, for the treasure map! Thank you so much, boss!!!"

Upon hearing Zhou Hanyang's words, Mingkai, who had just had a friendly private exchange, deliberately put on a deadpan expression and turned to stare intently at Zhou Hanyang.

This scene caused the show to explode with entertainment, and all the viewers burst out laughing.

"Brother Feizhu, here's what you're doing! First, find an account on the Anti-Pressure Forum and post a thread titled '[How far is LPL from LCK?]'"

Zhou Hanyang launched into a lengthy and eloquent speech: "Then find a dead pig account, with a distinctive name."

For example, accounts with distinctive IDs such as 'EDG 10-year veteran fan', 'Protecting the best Mingkai', and 'Mingkai, don't retire'.

Go to the post and reply with: "[EDG won the World Championship? That was around the year Attack debuted!]"

Hey Flying Pig Bro, what do you think of my angle? The post is clearly asking about the gap between LPL and LCK.

To directly answer that EDG won the World Championship is tantamount to saying that his team and players are all trash, and then put me in a very difficult position! How about my self-deprecating humor?

"Holy shit! Shiba! Baka! Fuck... One curse word isn't enough to express the shock I feel!!!"

"666666666 This is really awesome! Streamer, stop playing professionally and just stream full-time, you'll definitely earn more than playing professionally!"

"They knelt, they knelt, they knelt..."

"I initially thought you were a hater of Mingkai and EDG! Turns out you're not a hater, you're just a bit too naive!"

"Waaaaah! Wasn't it said that if God opened a window for someone, He would definitely close the door?"

Good heavens, look at this guy! He's so handsome, a great player, and has such a beautiful genital... What did he turn off?

"He's at full power!!!"

"I've learned something new. What a ruthless person! They even criticize themselves!"

……

Just then, a dazzling special effect suddenly appeared in the live stream.

"Wow! Another treasure map thanks to my brother Feizhu! Thank you, brother Feizhu!"

Zhou Hanyang immediately said, "Brother Feizhu, let me improvise a black trick for you right here!"

Have you heard of the Thirty-Six Stratagems? If the blitzkrieg against Poland is a case of "besieging Wei to rescue Zhao," then "fighting to the death and running away today" is a case of "retreating as the best strategy."

So the flying arrow trampled by a horse is the self-inflicted injury stratagem from the Thirty-Six Stratagems!

The reason Mingkai used the "horse kicking flying arrow" move was because his teammates lost the game, and he had no choice but to run.

But fearing his teammates would be criticized, he used the "Horse Trampling Arrow" move, drawing all the criticism to himself.

He hoped to make his teammates feel guilty and then renew their contracts this year, right? But in the end, it's a pity; Mingkai's self-inflicted injury failed, and he couldn't move the Korean duo!

As soon as Zhou Hanyang said this, the live stream chat exploded again, with a flood of question marks.

And Ma Ta Fei Zhu directly gave away 8 more treasure maps, making a total of 10 treasure maps.

And a message was left in the public chat.

"Yeah! You're a genius. I'll never criticize EDG again!"

When the phrase "horse tramples flying pig" was typed, the live stream chat exploded again, and even experienced buffering and black screens.

Everyone else in the EDG club was staring at Zhou Hanyang in utter disbelief.

In my heart, I felt as if ten thousand grass demons were rushing past.

Mingkai felt as if his cerebellum had shrunk.

Is it possible that he is in trouble?

He actually managed to be swayed by the haters?

6!

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