"What does the streamer mean? Are you trying to discredit your Uzbek father like this?"

"Pfft... Hahahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

"You guys should go look at the factory manager's expression in the live stream, it's like he's going to a funeral."

"7777777!"

"I've never lost a best-of-five series against him? (X) I've only played one best-of-five series (√)!!!"

"This companion service is quite interesting."

"OK, OK, that's enough!"

"exploded!"

"This wave has really exploded."

……

Since Zhou Hanyang wasn't using a free microphone, the factory manager immediately asked, quite annoyed, "What the hell do you mean? Is this your script?"

"Isn't it because Uzi is more skilled than you? Plays better than you? Is more famous than you?" Zhou Hanyang said irritably, "Look, even my sister knows Uzi, but she doesn't know you!"

Why doesn't he recognize me? It's all your fault! If I went to RNG, this girl would definitely recognize me. I think Uzi is more reliable!

Upon hearing Zhou Hanyang's words, Mingkai's face turned red.

He directly transformed from Mingkai into Hongkai.

"How come you're just like Uzi? You're already at red temperature? Do you want to play Rambo too? I can teach you." Seeing this, Zhou Hanyang not only didn't avoid his sharp edge, but instead took the initiative to attack again.

"You son of a bitch, one of us has to die today!" Mingkai grabbed the keyboard.

"Sister Bu, help!" Zhou Hanyang shouted immediately.

"Mingkai, Mingkai, calm down!" Abu quickly came over and, together with Meiko, pulled Mingkai away.

As he was being dragged away, Mingkai struggled and shouted, "Let me go! Let me go! Today we have to... let me go!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"I can't stop laughing! Seriously, I already had diarrhea today, and I just laughed so hard I turned into a mess."

"??????????"

"This streamer is really good at mixing things up!"

"I really don't know if the streamer is a dog fan or a dog hater!"

"I can't tell if someone's a dog fan or a dog hater, but I know that guy A is definitely a pig hater!"

"It's really difficult!"

……

"But Bubble Sister, Uzi and Clearlove faced off in a total of 8 major matches and 19 minor matches in 2015 and 2016."

Zhou Hanyang continued the previous topic: "Uzi only won 1 major game and 5 minor games, with a win rate of only about 22%! How come Clearlove isn't as good as Uzi?"

"Huh?" Bubble asked in astonishment, "Impossible, right?"

“Really!” Zhou Hanyang said with certainty, “These competition data can all be found on Baidu, I can’t possibly fake it, can I?”

"Ah..." Bubble was stunned, and after a long while, she said, "But that doesn't mean that Clearlove is better than Uzi, does it?"

"Then what is esports about if not winning or losing? Is it about shockwaves?" Zhou Hanyang asked, somewhat puzzled.

"What does 'shockwave' mean?" Bubble asked, somewhat puzzled.

"When Uzi was on the OMG team, he said that he was the one carrying the team. His teammates said that he was the world's number one braggart. If it weren't for his teammates helping him, he wouldn't be able to beat anyone in lane."

Zhou Hanyang chuckled and said, "That's what his teammate said, you can find evidence of it online!"

"That's because Uzi's teammates are jealous of him!" Bubble perked up immediately: "I know who you're talking about, Cool, I know!"

Uzi might not be able to beat them domestically, but he performs very well in world championships. While Uzi might not be able to beat Clearlove, he's very strong against teams from other countries.

"World runner-up? Strong against teams from other countries?" Zhou Hanyang immediately perked up:

“S3世界赛0-3输给韩国队SKT,S4决赛1-3输给韩国队SSW,S6八强1-3输给韩国队SKT,S6小组赛被SSG打了个0-2。

Uzi has faced Korean teams so many times and never won once! How can he have good results in the World Championship? It's just good luck!

"What about the factory manager? Did the factory manager beat the Korean team?" Bubble asked, somewhat unconvinced.

"Of course we won!" Zhou Hanyang nodded proudly: "At the S5 MSI, Clearlove won a best-of-five series against SKT and won the MSI championship! In the just-concluded MSI, Clearlove swept SKT 2-0 in the group stage, and then won another best-of-five series against SKT to win the MSI championship!"

"Right, right, right!" Bubble suddenly realized: "It's this MSI, it's just a shoddy competition, it can't be compared to the World Championship at all! Look, even Uzi doesn't go to this shoddy competition."

"Pfft..." As soon as he said that, Zhou Hanyang spat out the cola he was drinking.

The live stream chat was bursting with laughter.

"unbelievable!"

"Is MSI a shoddy competition?"

"Is SKT, the three-time world champions, just a nobody team?"

"Not Uzi is going? Is it because he doesn't want to go? Or is it because he's not qualified to go?"

……

The game had already started while the two were talking. Bubble Lee Sin used F6 to clear the red buff and then moved downwards.

"Shouldn't you have controlled the river crab and gone top at level 3?" Zhou Hanyang pinged a question mark to the Lee Sin who had gone to the wolves: "Bottom lane has Kog'Maw and Braum, you can't gank them even if you go, right? Top lane has a Renekton, you can easily kill him if you go gank him once?"

"I need to farm first to ensure my own development; I can't trust random people!" Bubble said, indicating that she had a plan.

"OK!" Zhou Hanyang didn't say anything more after hearing that.

Two minutes later, Zhou Hanyang checked the screen and found that after Lee Sin finished clearing the bottom half of the map, he forcibly went to the bottom lane to gank.

Zhou Hanyang was on the red side, with Braum and Kog'Maw in the bottom lane, while Tristana and Leona were on the blue side.

With this lineup, it's very difficult to get a kill in the bottom lane unless the opponent initiates.

Instead of catching the enemy, Lee Sin went to counter the enemy Spider's Krugs.

Meanwhile, Spider came to the mid lane and, together with Kled, forced a tower dive, with Kled's Flash being exchanged for Zhou Hanyang's Flash.

"Kled doesn't have Flash, you can try to gank mid lane if you get the chance!" Zhou Hanyang marked Kled's Flash a few times.

"OK!" Bubble indicated that he understood.

Several minutes passed, and Zhou Hanyang's Flash was ready again, but the Lee Sin didn't manage to get a single kill in the mid lane.

Instead, the spider entered Lee Sin's red buff area and stole Lee Sin's F6!

"Bro, the spider is attacking my F6, come and help us, we can fight it!" Bubble said.

"My minion wave is under the tower, I can't get through! You can just R-flash them, I'll follow up with my ultimate!" Zhou Hanyang tapped the F6 sniper flag.

"OK!"

As a result, the blind monk kicked Kled into the river.

At that distance, Zhou Hanyang couldn't possibly withstand the ultimate move.

"Brother, why didn't you get a penis?"

"The distance is too far, you can't catch it. Why didn't you use R-flash to kick it back?" Zhou Hanyang asked, somewhat puzzled.

"I'm getting a little anxious, but it's okay, I'll catch him for you later!" Bubble took a deep breath.

"Look, if they had sprint, they would have kicked it back!" Zhou Hanyang muttered to himself.

"Ugh, so annoying, brother, stop barking like a dog!" Bubble was clearly angry, and Zhou Hanyang's words were the last straw that broke the camel's back, making her instantly furious.

"?" Zhou Hanyang was stunned!

What's going on? Did I encounter a virtual princess?

"Are you a fan of the factory manager?" Bubble asked.

Zhou Hanyang remained silent for a long time before carefully speaking: "I'm not a fan of the factory manager, I am the factory manager himself!"

"Huh? No wonder everyone keeps saying bad things about Uzi! You jerk! I'm not playing anymore, I'm getting my money back, I'm not playing anymore!"

Bubble was immediately enraged: "4396 again, and Ghost Lee Sin again! You don't deserve to play Lee Sin, you're a disgrace to professional players like Uzi!"

After saying that, Bubble quit the game!

Mingkai, who had just returned, overheard these words, and his fair face immediately turned red and then dark again.

He's really famous now!

Even her ears turned red!

"Did everyone see that!" Faced with this situation that could be described as a live broadcast accident, Zhou Hanyang remained calm at all and quickly patted Mingkai with his left hand to comfort him.

With his right hand pointing at the screen, he said, "This is the best example of what not to do! What should we do when we know that your sister is a fan of Uzi?"

Instead of telling her the truth with facts and data, you coax her into believing that Uzi is amazing! Women can't be reasoned with, and that's how it is when you're pursuing a younger woman in real life.

Unless it's a matter of principle or a matter of great importance, you should try your best to go along with your sister's wishes. That's the only way to win her heart! Have you all learned that now?

Look, this is the tolerance for error for the Bixin app! If the Bixin app allowed you to make mistakes, you would have completely lost this little sister! With Bixin, you don't have to be afraid; if one leaves, they leave, the next one will be even better!

[Don't think this story is far-fetched... I'm telling you, this is based on my own experience!]

Last year, Uzi had a bad reputation, right? Our company happened to receive an advertisement from a gaming companion service, so we decided to record a video about finding gaming companions, advertising while also capitalizing on the negative publicity surrounding Uzi. We thought this would be more entertaining, generate more viewership, and earn more advertising revenue. But…

My sister is a fan of Uzi, but my colleague and I were introduced to Deft! They gave us a real dressing-up, and we were completely stunned. Then my sister just cancelled her booking with the gaming service, even forfeiting her several hundred yuan deposit!

[PS: I don't criticize or attack any professional players; it's all for a living! To be honest, I'm genuinely grateful to them for helping us make a living!]

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