Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland: The Female Protagonist Has Become a God

Everyone was curious about where the horde of zombies was headed, and since the zombies didn't harm anyone, everyone mustered their courage and followed along with a "let's watch the show" mentality.

After greeting Manxue and Lizai, he followed the crowd.

In a short while, the room, which had been full, was now empty except for Zhao Xuer and the two corpses on the ground.

She walked to the sofa, sat down, turned to the corpse on the floor, and said, "Get up, everyone, they're gone."

Song Lin and Chu Tong, who had disguised themselves as Grandpa Liu and his daughter using their supernatural abilities, sat up.

Song Lin quickly stood up and walked to Chu Tong's side to help her up. Chu Tong's face was slightly flushed, as if she had been holding her breath for a long time. She gave him a hint with her eyes.

Song Lin instantly understood and turned to shout to the side, "Xu Zhao, put your shoes on right now, you're making my wife smell!"

To make the fake corpses more realistic, Song Lin and his accomplices not only sprinkled pig's blood on the ground, but also had Xu Zhao take off his shoes and stand between the two of them invisibly, making everyone mistakenly believe that it was the smell of a corpse.

Xu Zhao, who had put his shoes on, looked aggrieved. "I was worried about the smell bothering your wife, so why didn't you say that when you asked me to take my shoes off?"

Song Lin said smugly, "I did that to make it more realistic so that my sister-in-law could fool those people. She saved us, after all, and I should repay her kindness. Besides, my wife agreed, so don't tarnish my image in front of my wife."

Once the smell in the room dissipated, Chu Tong finally took a deep breath. "I was so suffocated!" she couldn't help but complain. "Xu Zhao, your feet smell like they've been dead for years. Couldn't you have stood further away from me earlier?"

"I was almost sent away just now; I almost became a real corpse."

"Exactly, even stinky tofu would have to admit defeat at your feet," Song Lin added.

Xu Zhao rolled up his sleeves, pointed at Song Lin, and said, "You gave me this terrible idea, and now you're joining in the criticism? Believe me or not, I'll ruin your storage room..."

Song Lin quickly covered his mouth to stop him from continuing, and then slipped a neatly folded plastic bag into his hand.

He leaned close to Xu Zhao's ear with a mysterious look and said, "I'll give you a secret recipe to cure foot odor, but don't tell anyone."

Upon hearing that it could cure foot odor, Xu Zhao's eyes lit up instantly. "Really?"

Song Lin nodded vigorously, "Of course, the effect is immediate, and it can be cured in one treatment."

"Alright, in that case, I'll keep it a secret for you for now."

"Thanks, brother!" Song Lin patted him on the shoulder with a grin.

Then he quickly pulled Chu Tong away, saying, "Sister-in-law, we're leaving now."

Chu Tong looked completely bewildered. "What are you talking about?"

"Wife, don't listen to these bad comments."

Xu Zhao eagerly unfolded the plastic bag, thinking it might contain some kind of miracle drug, but when he stretched the bag open, he didn't see anything, only four words printed on the bag—"Spicy Chicken Leg".

He scratched his head. "Does this mean I have to cook this dish?"

"No, I meant for you to put the plastic bags over your feet," Song Lin's voice came from outside the door.

Upon hearing this, Xu Zhao angrily threw down the plastic bag and cursed at Song Lin, "Song Lin, I'll fucking swear to you!"

Cang Xingyue, who had been silently watching the show from the sidelines, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

These lively characters constantly prank and tease each other. Who would have thought that when they first met, they would hug each other and cry, all relieved that the other was still alive? The scene was like a family reunion after finally finding a lost child.

Hearing the voice, Xu Zhao turned around and smiled awkwardly, "Sister-in-law, please excuse my rudeness."

Cang Xingyue laughed and said, "You guys are quite interesting. I have to thank you for your help today. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to get things done so smoothly on my own."

Xu Zhao waved his hand, "Sister-in-law, no need to thank me. We're all good brothers and family, it's only right."

Cang Xingyue nodded.

"Then, sister-in-law, I'm going to settle accounts with that brat Song Lin. I'll be leaving now."

"it is good."

After everyone left, Cang Xingyue remained in Zhao Xuer's manner, resting her chin on her hand, looking utterly bored.

Now we're just waiting for Lu Siyan's signal.

……

"Useless! Is this what you call 'taken care of'?!" Fang Yanqing angrily swept everything off the coffee table.

The phantom fox bowed its head and kept apologizing, "I'm sorry, sir, I'm so sorry, I didn't know she would suddenly come back to life..."

"Idiot! She's someone else in disguise!"

Fang Yanqing vomited blood instantly, his blood surging. His body, which had not yet recovered, had been further weakened by having withstood all the attacks to save Huanhu.

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, his face grim. "If you weren't still of some use, you would have died long ago."

"I told you to pin Zhao Xuer's death on Cang Xingyue, and you actually ate the witness you saw! Your gluttony ruined my original plan, you deserve to die!"

Fang Yanqing slammed his fist heavily on the coffee table, the sound startling Huanhu.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again, sir, please calm down." Huanhu apologized repeatedly in a trembling voice.

Standing by the door, observing a strange zombie beast through the window, he quickly ran to Fang Yanqing and said, "Sir, there's a group of zombies coming this way, along with those residents."

This is the Eagle-Eyed Corpse Beast. Its eyesight is excellent; it can see clearly even from a hundred meters away. What it says must be true.

"Come with me outside and take a look." Fang Yanqing stood up and gave Huanhu a cold look. "Make sure everyone is properly disguised. If anything goes wrong again, you're dead."

"Yes, yes." Huanhu agreed repeatedly. He released purple smoke to envelop all the alien beasts in the room. To outsiders, they looked like a group of guards.

"You all stay inside and are not allowed to go out without my permission."

"Yes."

Before leaving, Yan Qing glanced at Fang Zhiyi, who was asleep on the sofa.

The zombies outside the house had completely surrounded the area, and the curious residents stood about ten meters away, maintaining a safe distance while still being able to see what was happening on Fang Yanqing's side.

Fang Yanqing was pale and unsteady on his feet. He covered his chest and slowly walked out of the house.

"The base commander looks really weak. He said he was injured, and it seems like it's true." The crowd started to discuss.

As soon as he came out, the zombies all knelt down and worshipped him.

Before the horde of zombies, Lu Siyan exuded the aura of a zombie king, concealing himself so that no one could detect his presence.

Upon seeing Fang Yanqing, Lu Siyan's lips curled into a wicked smile. He pointed downwards with his finger, and Fang Yanqing nodded in response.

"My God, the base commander actually nodded and accepted the kneeling of these zombies!" Everyone was shocked.

Sensing something was wrong, Fang Yanqing hurriedly called for the Eagle Eye Corpse Beast to stop them.

The eagle-eyed alien beast rushed forward, grabbed him, and dragged him into the house.

But Lu Siyan wouldn't let him have his way. He released his control ability again, causing Fang Yanqing to break free and run to the kneeling zombie in front of him, making him help the kneeling zombie up.

Fang Yanqing gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, who's behind this? Show yourself if you dare!"

He had barely finished speaking when he uncontrollably planted a kiss on the zombie's face.

Residents in the distance were so shocked by the scene that their jaws nearly dropped.

"The base commander actually kissed a zombie!"

Lu Siyan suppressed a laugh. He withdrew his oppressive aura towards the zombies, and instantly the kneeling zombies all stood up.

Like an unkillable cockroach, the Eagle-Eyed Zombie Beast persisted in trying to stop Fang Yanqing from kissing the zombie, even after being slapped away by him time and time again.

"My God, the base commander has gone mad!"

"Poor guard, he got slapped so many times by the base commander."

Fang Yanqing was initially angry, but gradually his eyes became vacant, like a virtuous man who had been humiliated, his face full of despair.

Finally, he broke down and roared, "Enough! Cang Xingyue, are you the one playing tricks on me?!"

"You just wait until I catch you, I'll skin you alive and feed you to the zombies!"

He could have easily broken free from these controls, but because of his physical damage and the fact that he had used up a lot of his special abilities to save Huanhu, he was now forced to accept their control.

Upon hearing this, Lu Siyan's smile vanished instantly. With a cold expression, he controlled Fang Yanqing to jump into the arms of a zombie, making him wrap his arms around the zombie's neck and give it a French kiss.

The impact of this scene was so powerful that it overshadowed Fang Yanqing dancing with a zombie, and even the Eagle-Eyed Zombie Beast stood frozen in shock with its eyes wide open.

The residents, who had initially been watching with a detached, vomiting sensation, were so disgusted that they had to lean against the wall to vomit.

"Damn, the base commander is disgusting."

"He's so friendly with zombies. It's true what Miss Zhao said."

"How can you not feel close to what you create?"