Reborn in Liangshan: I built the strongest lineup
Chapter 785 Are you two brothers?
"What? What are you saying?"
Because they were a bit far away, the naval captains didn't hear what Mi Sheng and Shan Shiqi were saying clearly; they only saw two big men leading a group of people rushing out.
"We're saying! Come and pick us up right now! We've been stuck in this godforsaken place for far too long!"
"Yeah! Hurry up! I've been waiting for ages! If you guys don't come soon, I'm thinking of just going home!"
Mi Sheng and Shan Shiqi immediately changed their tune.
"Who told you to hide so well? We couldn't see you at all!"
Upon hearing such roguish words, the online trolls immediately felt a sense of familiarity.
"If we hadn't hidden properly, we would have been discovered by the Liangshan bandits long ago! It's only because you guys dawdled that I'm covered in bites if you had come earlier."
"Alright, alright, stop yelling, I'm coming!"
Hearing Shan Shiqi and Mi Sheng shouting and yelling, the government troops and navy were completely reassured.
Although we've never met, the code words match and the style is familiar, so he's definitely one of us!
As the government warships began to dock, Mi Sheng and Shan Shiqi exchanged a knowing glance and smiled knowingly before leading their men onto the ships.
"Hey bro, we've been lying here for ages, our legs are all numb. Do you guys have any alcohol on your boat? If so, let me have a drink to soothe them down."
Boarding takes time, since there are many people. After Mi Sheng got on the boat first, he started harassing people for drinks.
"Drinking? You're dreaming! I'd like to drink too, but this is wartime, where would we get alcohol?"
The officer looked at Mi Sheng's overly familiar manner and said somewhat reluctantly.
"Hey, you're still pretending with me? We're all brothers, we all know each other. How can we go on a military campaign without drinks?"
Mi Sheng put on an air of "I know this very well".
"Go away, stop talking nonsense. If you don't have it, you don't have it. Besides, are we even acquainted? Even if you did have it, why should I give it to you?"
Although the captain was familiar with this behavior of asking for wine, he still refused because the Mi Sheng were not considered one of his own.
"The government troops and the army are all one family! Brother, please have pity on me and give me some!"
"That's right, that's right. This brother looks like a hero, give me, his good-for-nothing brother, a little something."
At this moment, Shan Shiqi also came over and, together with Mi Sheng, sandwiched the captain in the middle.
"You, you...you two are brothers?"
Although the captain knew that the two brothers were leading the ambush, he really didn't know what they looked like.
Now he was stuck in the middle. He looked up and took a good look, and thought, "Good heavens, what did you two eat growing up? How did you get so big?"
And, you two... well, you do look somewhat alike.
"Of course, it's the real deal. I'm his brother, my name is Zhang Bofen!"
Mi Sheng was very happy because he was now the older brother!
"Yes, he is indeed my brother, my good-for-nothing brother. I am Zhang Zhongxiong."
Shan Shiqi's tone was somewhat helpless.
"I always felt that you were reluctant to be his younger brother."
The captain glanced at the expressions of the two men, then whispered to Shan Shiqi.
"Of course! Who would want to be the younger brother if they had an older brother like that? Would you?"
Shan Shiqi promptly countered with a question.
"I didn't want to either, but now I believe you are brothers."
The captain said, "Although I was greatly shocked, I can understand."
"Then stop talking nonsense and bring the wine!"
"Alright, here's a jar for you. Wait here."
The captain was about to take it when Shan Shiqi stopped him. Somewhat puzzled, he turned and asked:
"What's wrong brother?"
"There are two of us, and you're only giving us one jar of wine? Do you believe I, your brother, will throw you into the water to feed the fish?"
Shan Shiqi looked at the captain and said very seriously.
"He dares?!"
The captain was a little angry. How come beggars who ask for food and drink are so arrogant these days? They've even started to pick fights?
"Of course he dares. Look at him, isn't he just a brute? Let me tell you, even my dad is annoyed with him..."
Just as Shan Shiqi was about to launch into a long speech, the naval captain decisively chose to believe him.
"Alright, alright, two jars it is!"
He turned and left, but muttered to himself:
"I don't know who said Zhang Shuye was a good prime minister and a capable military leader. These two sons act exactly like everyone else. Where is their capability?"
……
"Old Black, you stay here and keep watch. I'm going to check on the other ships."
Shan Shiqi said in a low voice to Mi Sheng.
"Just leave it to me."
Mi Sheng's expression also became serious.
Sanchez nodded, then turned to disembark.
"Hey bro, where are you going?"
Someone saw Shan Shiqi preparing to disembark and asked him about it.
"Hey, I think my men are boarding the ship too slowly, I'll go and urge them on!"
Sandro gave a perfect reason, and after disembarking, he boarded another ship.
As planned, the Liangshan men deliberately caused some trouble when boarding the ship, greatly slowing down the boarding process.
"Old Wei! Old Wei!"
On another ship, Shan Shiqi found his lieutenant, Wei Dingguo.
"What's wrong, Lao Shan?"
Seeing that no one was paying attention, Wei Dingguo whispered to Shan Shiqi.
"How's it going? Are you guys ready?"
"Don't worry, when it comes to setting fires and hijacking ships, our Swift Vanguard brothers won't back down. And we've got all the incendiary devices ready."
This time, Liangshan's plan was to first have the government troops take them to the other side, then immediately hijack the ships and kidnap the people, and then have the naval brothers come aboard and take control of these ships back to Tong Guan.
If we are not discovered, we will infiltrate Tong Guan's ranks; if we are discovered, we will set the place on fire!
Therefore, Wei Dingguo arranged for his brothers, who were familiar with fire attacks, to take flammable materials and distribute them to each ship.
"Yes, try to minimize casualties during the ship capture."
Shan Shiqi quickly circled around to make sure everything was alright, then ran back.
As soon as they boarded the ship, they found that Mi Sheng was pulling the captain into a drinking contest! There were already two empty wine jars on the ground!
"The crab has eight claws! Both ends are pointed and it's this big! It squints its eyes, shrank its neck, and crawls and crawls across the sandy river! Hey, you lost! Quick! Drink up!"
As Mi Sheng shouted, the captain, who looked like he had already been forced to drink quite a bit, was holding a wine jar in his hand. Mi Sheng pressed him down and forcibly pried open his mouth to pour wine down his throat!
Why did you get him drunk?
Shan Shiqi came to Mi Sheng's side and asked.
"If we get this guy drunk, the ship will be ours immediately, right?"
Mi Sheng said that this is how you should seize a ship.
"You can drive a boat?"
Shan Shiqi asked.
"I can't."
Mi Sheng remained very calm.
"But this guy doesn't know how either; the ones who do are all in the lower cabins."
"so what?"
"So I just got him drunk, and then we pretended to be him and gave him orders!"
Mi Sheng's thought process, well, I have to say, makes a lot of sense.
Are you sure this trick will work?
Shan Shiqi was still somewhat uncertain.
"Well, look, he's already half-lying down, what do you think?"
Mi Sheng pointed at the half-drunk captain and said.
"Come on, let me help him drink!"
……
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