Reborn in Liangshan: I built the strongest lineup

Chapter 1058 Shit Falling from the Sky

"Brother Ma, aren't you in charge of intelligence?"

When Tong Guan heard Ma Ling say that he would teach him how to fight, he was dumbfounded.

No, I, Tong Guan, even if I am now siding with Ren Yuan, I am still the former Privy Councilor of the Zhao Song Dynasty, and I am someone who has been on the battlefield of the Western Army.

You, Old Ma, although you are an old man from Liangshan, the problem is that you are from the Tianmu Army!

Tianmu is the army responsible for intelligence in Liangshan, and with your unparalleled lightness skills, I can admire your intelligence gathering ability. But when it comes to fighting, I just don't believe it.

"Old Tong, do you know what my nickname is?"

Ma Ling looked at Tong Guan and smiled.

"Isn't that Shenjuzi? It's because you have unparalleled lightness skills and can travel a thousand miles a day that you're called that."

Tong Guan said that he knew the famous people from Liangshan.

"Do you know that I have another nickname?"

Ma Ling nodded first, then suddenly asked a question.

"Huh? There's another one?"

This time it was Tong Guan's turn to be at a loss. Ma Ling has another nickname? It wasn't written on your stone tablet.

"Do you have any good halberds in your army? If so, bring me one."

Ma Ling gestured to Tong Guan and gave him a halberd.

"You can use a halberd?"

Tong Guan was even more surprised. The Fangtian Halberd was not easy to use in battle. If someone who was not good at it tried to use it, they would only be sent to their death.

"Just give it to me. Also, give me 10,000 men. These 10,000 men need to be quick and follow orders."

Seeing Ma Ling's confident expression, Tong Guan didn't know what to say, so he could only follow Ma Ling's instructions and prepare the supplies and men for him.

When Ma Ling led his men to Dayingkou, they could still clearly hear the Liao people shouting and cursing.

"After all this cursing, when will it ever end?"

Ma Ling, holding a halberd, signaled to Tong Guan's side that the catapults should be ready.

"General Ma, we don't have enough stone bullets right now."

The soldiers in charge of the catapults said that the catapults were ready, but they were running out of stones. Otherwise, they would have also considered using the catapults to bombard the Liao people.

"You didn't even prepare enough stone projectiles?"

Ma Ling said that if you work like this in Dayi, you're likely to be fined by the military law department to the point that you lose even your underwear.

"Brother Ma, this is my mistake, I will definitely correct it in the future."

Tong Guan, standing to the side, said that it was his mistake.

"Sigh, you guys are so stubborn! You don't have any stone projectiles, huh? Then use something else!"

Ma Ling shook his head. Although these Song soldiers were commendable for their courage, they were not very bright.

"Anything else? What else can we use?"

"How do you dispose of your excrement every day? You can just paste it up and use it, right?"

"Dung? Brother Ma, isn't that a bit too much of a joke..."

Tong Guan was dumbfounded. Who uses excrement to defend a city? That stuff is useful?

"Old Tong, are you stupid? Who said it has to be lethal? Don't the Liao people curse every day? Throw a few dung balls into the crowd, and let a wave of shit fall from the sky. Let's see if they still dare to open their mouths and curse!"

Ma Ling's words suddenly enlightened Tong Guan.

Oh, I see! So that's how it works!

"Brother Ma, I admire you!"

Tong Guan expressed his admiration for Ma Ling and quickly sent someone to fetch a manure bucket.

"Alright, tell the brothers to get ready. Remember, once we enter the melee, form teams of ten, support each other, and follow my banner."

Ma Ling didn't say much, since they wouldn't remember it anyway.

"Sir, the manure, the manure bucket has been brought!"

Tong Guan's men were quite efficient; they quickly brought over the manure buckets, and the soldiers even pinched their noses as they reported to Tong Guan.

"What are you saying now that you've got it? Hurry up and throw it at the Liao people!"

Tong Guan quickly pinched his nose. Good heavens, this smell was unbearable; he would vomit if he smelled it any longer.

"Throw!"

The soldiers also found the smell unbearable, so they quickly set up the catapults and then loaded the dung buckets onto them!

"Wait a minute!"

Ma Ling took two steps forward and loosened the lid of one of the manure buckets.

"Don't tighten the lid, otherwise it won't work well."

Everyone immediately followed suit, and once everything was ready, they threw the manure buckets into the Liao army's ranks!

"Catapult!"

Although the Liao people were the ones hurling insults, they were extremely vigilant. When they saw a bunch of things flying out of Tong Guan's army, the Liao people immediately reacted.

"Shield! Shield!"

"Spread out! Spread out!"

Although surprised that Tong Guan had actually launched a counterattack today, the Liao people still organized their defense in an orderly manner. Unfortunately, they miscalculated this time.

As a Liao soldier was looking up to observe the landing point of the catapult, he was suddenly drenched in the head and face by an unidentified object falling from the sky, and his eyes immediately felt a burning pain!

And that wasn't all. Along with this "heaven-sent rain," there were also those overturned and shattered manure buckets that landed on the ground, and a pungent smell instantly filled the entire Liao army formation!

"vomit……"

Many unlucky soldiers in the Liao army camp, because their mouths were not closed, tasted the food that had been recycled, and immediately began to gag.

"Shameless! So shameless!"

Yelü Zonglin was also in the army today. He originally just wanted to come over and say a few words of abuse and then be done with it. But he didn't expect that the Song army, which had been like a coward a few days ago, would actually throw excrement at him!

This is absolutely outrageous!

The Liao army did experience a moment of chaos after being splashed with excrement.

At that very moment, thousands more arrows flew out from the Song army formation!

Tong Guan's army was also short of arrows, but Ma Ling ordered them to fire, and Tong Guan said he would listen to Brother Ma!

"Watch out for arrows!"

Yelü Zonglin was wiping the filth off his body when he suddenly saw a dense rain of arrows about to fall!

This prompted him to quickly warn everyone to take cover!

"Pfft..."

However, this came a little too late, as many Liao soldiers were busy cleaning themselves and hadn't noticed the sky.

By the time they looked up again, it was already too late!

It's no surprise that there were casualties when the shield bearers didn't have time to set up and the others didn't have time to take cover.

At the same time, the gates of Tong Guan's military camp were opened!

Ma Ling, holding his halberd diagonally in one hand, charged forward with his men, taking the lead!

"Trying to ambush us again?"

Yelü Zonglin didn't have time to clean the filth off his body and went straight to meet them with his personal guards!

"spread!"

With Ma Ling's command, the banner behind him waved, and his men began to spread out to the flanks, avoiding a direct confrontation with the Liao cavalry's arrows.

Ma Ling brought out mostly elite infantry. As per Ma Ling's instructions, they were divided into groups of ten, with two strong men in each group. These two men, armed with broadswords or long-handled axes, were protected by shield bearers and were specifically tasked with using their weapons to deal with the Liao cavalry's warhorses!

"I don't expect you to shatter men and horses with a single strike or axe, but I hope that with one move you can cripple a Liao warhorse's leg. Is that acceptable?"

These were the questions Ma Ling asked them before the match.

"Row!"

This is their reply to Ma Ling; this is what they said, and this is what they did!

As for Ma Ling, he began his performance the moment the general made contact!

He wielded the halberd with incredible speed, and with his unparalleled lightness skill, every galloping warhorse could become Ma Ling's landing spot!

Other Liao cavalry could only fight on their own horses, but Ma Ling leaped from one horse to another; other Liao cavalry sat, but Ma Ling stood; other Liao cavalry almost always carried short weapons, but Ma Ling carried real long weapons!

With multiple advantages combined, Ma Ling can fight however he wants!

He quickly closed in on Yelü Zonglin!

"So you're the one who rescued that old dog Tong Guan? Don't jump! Take this!"

Watching Ma Ling leaping around on his warhorse, Yelü Zonglin also became interested. According to his brother, a mysterious person suddenly appeared and saved the man from his blade!

But what responded to Yelü Zonglin was a golden object that flew in at lightning speed!

"What the hell are you? Take this brick!"

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