The First National Preceptor of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 636

But he hadn't even gone to the outhouse yet.

The magistrate was immediately embarrassed by the noise.

Xu Tian sneered inwardly.

This is a powerful laxative; the county magistrate is in real trouble now...

Xu Tian then ordered someone to quickly take the county magistrate to the outhouse.

The magistrate said directly, "No need, I'd better go back and change my clothes first!"

He pretended to be calm, but his face was already flushed red.

"what!"

Xu Tian pretended not to know anything.

"Change your clothes, Songren, hurry up and go to the magistrate's residence to get some clothes."

Songren quickly accepted the order and left.

However, the people had just left.

The county magistrate couldn't hold back any longer.

But the thing was already on his pants, and he couldn't even walk.

He figured that the long robe he was wearing should cover it up.

So I thought, I can go to the toilet, take off my pants, and throw them away.

That way, no one will know.

"I'm going to the toilet."

He said to Xu Tian.

Xu Tian nodded.

"It's quite dark outside, Your Excellency, please be careful."

Xu Tian was still there, feigning concern, reminding him.

The county magistrate could no longer hold back.

Along the way, I randomly stopped someone and asked them where the outhouse was.

"You need to go to the outhouse? I'll take you there!"

That person was very kind and took him there.

Moreover, because the person leading the way was a young woman, the county magistrate seemed a little embarrassed at the time.

The girl pointed to a spot and said to him, "That's it."

After thanking him, the magistrate ran to the outhouse as fast as he could.

"call!"

A sound of relief came from inside the outhouse.

Suddenly, a masked man dressed in black entered from behind.

"who?"

The county magistrate was so frightened that he roared in anger.

This is an outhouse, so it's not surprising that someone would suddenly appear here.

Bang!

Before the county magistrate could even get a good look at the man, he was already in a hurry.

He had already been kicked into the latrine by that person.

"Ah! Help!"

The county magistrate was shouting for help from inside the latrine.

"Well!"

While he was calling for help, he accidentally swallowed a mouthful of fecal matter.

But right now, saving his life is the priority, and he doesn't even have a chance to vomit.

He continued to shout for help there.

Because this place is quite remote, no one comes here at all.

At that time, there wasn't even anyone going to the outhouse.

"Help, help!"

The county magistrate's voice became hoarse from shouting.

Suddenly, he heard Xu Tian's voice.

"Lord Xu, I'm here! Quickly, find someone to rescue me!"

Xu Tian heard the county magistrate's voice and then called out, "Your Excellency, where are you?"

He pretended not to know where the magistrate was. After asking several times, he finally heard the magistrate say, "I'm here. I'm in the latrine."

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

The man whom Xu Tian had brought to rescue the county magistrate was stunned for a moment.

Then the action begins.

In fact, they usually don't come here to use the restroom.

Because there is a large latrine here.

You might accidentally roll off it.

Therefore, they generally do not allow guests to use the restroom here.

Unexpectedly, the county magistrate actually came here to use the toilet, and even accidentally rolled down the stairs.