Quick Transmigration System: Host, Please Calm Down

001: "Send to the next world."

Pan Yang shook his head. He was wearing a suit and holding a stack of documents. He was standing next to the desk, while another man in a suit was sitting in the chair at the desk.

The man lowered his head as if deep in thought, then adjusted his glasses: "No."

"What's not working?"

"That brat Song Jiangci actually spread rumors that I have fewer abs than him! That's absolutely unacceptable!" The man looked resentful, his previous aloof demeanor vanishing instantly. He turned to Fan Yang and said, "I'm giving you a difficult task: pour me a cup of coffee with extra sugar."

Pan Yang blinked, put the documents in his hand on the table, and prepared to pour coffee.

001: "Teleport to the storyline!"

The original owner's name was Qiao Panyang. She became the secretary of the president of a listed group through her own abilities. After getting to know the president, Shang Chengren, she found him to be quite nice.

Shang Cheng had a mortal enemy, Song Jiangci. Their business rivalry was incredibly naive, which was fine in itself, but the original owner of this body was inexplicably targeted by a murderer at some point.

The death was gruesome, and what's even more infuriating is that the murderer was never caught in the end.

Mission: Escape death.

Pan Yang took the coffee and quickly returned to the president's office to hand it to him.

Shang Cheng took the drink, took a sip, and put it on the table: "No! This can't go on any longer. Secretary Qiao, you have to think of something. If I go bankrupt, you won't get your salary."

After thinking for a long time, Pan Yang finally made a throat-slitting gesture. How simple, easy, and quick it was, all in one step.

001: "..." Host, can you think of something a normal person could do?

Clearly, Shang Cheng and 001 share the same mindset: "No way, this is illegal. If I end up in jail, you won't be able to escape responsibility either."

"Then a corporate spy?" Pan Yang continued, "That should be acceptable, right?"

"No, no, that's illegal too." Shang Cheng shook his head and sighed. "Secretary Qiao, think about something legal, something legal!"

"Drain his company's cash cow." Pan Yang was speechless and immediately switched to nonsensical talk mode.

Upon hearing this, Shang Cheng's eyes lit up, and he nodded in strong agreement: "Great! I'll bribe their company's cleaning staff to kill their money tree, and then their money will be mine!"

"However, he still spread rumors that I have fewer abs than him!"

"Then you spread rumors that he's shorter than you." Pan Yang blurted out without thinking.

"good idea!"

"..." Pan Yang chose to remain silent. What kind of eccentric CEOs are these? They seem even more abnormal than me. Won't these CEOs bankrupt themselves?

Shang Cheng was clearly unaware that Huan Yang was looking at him as if he were an idiot. He nodded with great satisfaction, then picked up his coffee and took a sip: "Secretary Qiao is indeed my confidante. I will definitely give you a raise next month."

"Why wasn't the raise this month?"

"Well, this matter... how should I put it? His situation is quite complicated." Shang Cheng said, putting down his coffee and picking up the documents on the table. "Oh dear, this is a difficult matter. Secretary Qiao, you've gone to a lot of trouble."

Pan Yang was speechless. Finally, under pressure from Shang Cheng, he posted on his WeChat Moments, shocking everyone by revealing that Song Jiangci, the president of a certain company, was only 179 centimeters tall. It was absolutely outrageous.

Shang Cheng posted on his WeChat Moments that he is 183 centimeters tall. Faced with a business war that resembles a child's bickering, Pan Yang really wanted to choose to withdraw.

After getting off work in the afternoon, Pan Yang looked at the likes on his WeChat Moments and silently set it to be visible for only three days. He really couldn't bear the embarrassment.

The original owner's home was not far from the company, so he usually walked to and from get off work.

Pan Yang took a deep breath and walked slowly when suddenly a young man wearing a black hoodie rushed over and bumped into him without even apologizing.

Pan Yang suddenly stopped in his tracks. The person he had just met seemed to be a thief, but he didn't seem to be carrying anything valuable. "Ahem," Pan Yang coughed.

Just then, he heard footsteps behind him. He turned around and saw the thief running away at top speed. He blinked, checked his pockets, and found that nothing valuable was missing except for the business card.

Then, the thief was suddenly tackled to the ground after running only a few steps. Pan Yang couldn't help but clap his hands. This guy has great agility, but why does he look so familiar?

001: "Hidden quest detected: Zhou Yang. Friendly reminder: he's the one who took down the thief."

Upon hearing this, Pan Yang walked over in a few steps. Zhou Yang was wearing a white shirt and suit pants, with half-rimmed glasses, giving off a distant and aloof feeling. He was also holding a book in his hand.

“He stole your things,” Zhou Yang said calmly.

At that moment, a phrase flashed through Pan Yang's mind: a handsome man with an aloof and restrained demeanor.

"Thank you."

The thief looked at the two men and immediately became distraught. Trembling, he took out the stolen business card and returned it to Fan Yang: "Brother, I was wrong. I'll never steal again. This is the first time I've ever stolen a real one!"

"I can tell." Pan Yang waved the business card. "You're so guilty about stealing a business card. I can give it to you if you want."

"Huh?" The thief then realized that he had only stolen a business card, and became even more distressed, realizing how stupid he had been.

Then Zhou Yang calmly took out his phone from his pocket and made a call: "I caught a thief. Um, I'm off work. I'll send you the location. I'm not responsible if he gets away." He then hung up and swiped the phone screen a few times.

The thief blinked: "Who were you talking to on the phone just now?"

"Police." Zhou Yang put his phone back in his pocket, adjusted his glasses, and then looked at Pan Yang: "If there's nothing else, I'll be going now." He showed no intention of staying to keep an eye on the thief.

"Something came up," Pan Yang said immediately, then took out his phone and opened WeChat: "Can we exchange contact information?"

Zhou Yang looked at Pan Yang as if he was thinking, and finally said in a cold voice, "No, if you have any problems, you can call the police. The police will be here soon." After saying that, he left without any hesitation.

As Pan Yang watched his departing figure, his eyes darkened. This is terrible! The hidden character actually rejected me! Ha, break up! Break up immediately!

001: "..." Well, it seems like you two aren't together yet in this little world.

Seeing that Pan Yang hadn't noticed him, the thief turned to run, but he was kicked to the ground by Pan Yang after only a few steps. The thief was on the verge of tears, thinking, "It's not like I only stole a business card."

About ten minutes later, a young-looking policeman arrived. Li Qing said to his friend with some helplessness, "I'll take this thief with me. Be careful."

"Are you and Zhou Yang colleagues? Is he also a policeman?" Pan Yang asked.

Li Qing touched his nose somewhat awkwardly: "Well, what's your relationship with Zhou Yang?"

Pan Yang quickly searched for the right words in his mind before finally saying, "I'm going to pursue him."

“Well, then I have to advise you to give up.” Li Qing seemed to be very confident: “He’s a blockhead. You can ask him yourself later. I’m leaving now.” With that, he led the thief away.