Quick Transmigration System: Host, Please Calm Down

Upon hearing this, the homeroom teacher immediately felt embarrassed and looked at the other three children: "Do you mean Yi Fa doesn't have a father or mother?"

One of the boys, who had received the lightest beating, pouted and said, "He just doesn't have a mom and dad! Otherwise, why aren't his mom and dad here now?"

The child's parents quickly covered his mouth, saying, "What nonsense are you talking about?" Then they slapped the child again, and bowed repeatedly to Fan Yang, saying, "The child is just talking nonsense, don't mind him, don't mind him."

Lu Panyang looked at the three children: "So what if you don't have parents? Is it a crime?"

Another child looked at Pan Yang and muttered, "He's just pitiful because he doesn't have parents. It's funny in itself."

The child's parents were somewhat embarrassed, looking at Lu Panyang with awkwardness and at a loss for what to do.

Lu Panyang wasn't angry. He simply pulled off his mask and said, "So, according to you, since you don't have an uncle as handsome as me, does that mean the Yi family can laugh at you?"

The child looked confused, then tugged at his parent's clothes: "You're bullying me!"

"Oh, then go ahead and tell the teacher." Pan Yang shrugged.

"Stop talking," the child's parent said immediately, looking at Lu Panyang. "This is indeed our child's problem, and we will definitely educate him properly."

Another parent, who had been silent all along, stared at Pan Yang for a long time before their eyes suddenly lit up: "You, you, you! You're that big star! Lu Pan Yang, right!"

Pan Yang looked at her and silently took a step back, pulling Yi Fa over: "I'm sorry, you already have a family."

The parent was startled and quickly waved his hand: "No, I'm your fan. I've been following you since you started acting years ago. This is all my brat's fault!"

"Teacher, you don't need to make things difficult for me. This is my child's fault! I'm willing to compensate Yifa."

The homeroom teacher was genuinely surprised to see this: "Then, about this matter?"

"Sigh, it was our child's fault to begin with, can't we just ask for an autograph!"

The story ends with the three children apologizing to Yi Fa.

Stepping out of the office, Pan Yang checked the time. He had to go shoot an advertisement that afternoon and needed to hurry back.

"Lu Panyang," Yi Fa suddenly called out to him.

Pan Yang looked at him, as if to say, "What do you want me to do?"

"Thank you." Yi Fa lowered her head, awkwardly avoiding his gaze, then her voice was a little hoarse: "Does my father really not want me anymore?"

Lu Panyang nodded: "Yes, when your parents were going through a divorce, he tried every means to shirk your custody, including living expenses."

"..." Upon hearing this, Yi Fa felt a lump in his throat and his vision began to blur: "Will you also abandon me?"

"It's illegal to embarrass yourself," Pan Yang said seriously.

001: "So you're just going to throw him away because it's not illegal?"

Pan Yang: This isn't my opinion. System, I didn't expect you to be so vicious.

001: "Damn..."

"I don't want to study at this school anymore," Yi Fa continued.

Pan Yang squatted down and looked at his tear-streaked face: "A ploy? Or crocodile tears? Do you need me to comfort you?"

Hearing what Fan Yang said, Yi Fa finally couldn't help but burst into tears: "Uncle, can you please not leave me? I won't make a fuss anymore. I'm just angry that Dad doesn't want me. Is it because Yi Fa has always been a good boy/girl?"

“I thought if I made a scene, my uncle would send me to my dad’s. Uncle, please don’t be angry. I don’t want my dad anymore.”

Pan Yang looked at Yi Fa, lifted Yi Fa's school uniform and wiped away his tears: "Did you call your dad?"

Yi Fa was clearly surprised that Pan Yang knew, and nodded: "At first, I had the teacher call my dad, and he said directly that he had no children and didn't know anything about Yi Fa... Uncle, please don't abandon me, I won't make trouble anymore."

No matter how much this child misbehaves, he's still just a kid, a brat who can't even distinguish right from wrong.

"Okay, I'll transfer you to another school."

Yi Fa nodded vigorously upon hearing this: "I want to go somewhere where I can go home every day, not one with accommodation!"

"Okay, pack your bags and let's go home now."

"Okay!" Yi Fa was overjoyed and ran to the classroom to pack his textbooks.

Pan Yang stood up and looked at Yi Fa's actions, and couldn't help but find it a little funny. It's true that naughty kids are quite easy to educate.

A few days later, the crew officially started filming. Since they were the main character and the villain, both of them had a lot of scenes. The weather was also hot, and they were drenched in sweat after each scene.

Xiao Tian quickly fanned Pan Yang, but Pan Yang, unable to bear the heat, generously treated the entire crew to milk tea.

Zhou Yang held the milk tea that Pan Yang had stuffed into his hand. He could tell that his cup was obviously more expensive than everyone else's, but he couldn't refuse, so he simply drank it. It did cool him down quite a bit.

Just as she put down her milk tea, she saw Pan Yang staring straight at her. He wasn't flustered at all after being discovered; instead, he seemed quite matter-of-fact, as if to say, "What's wrong with me looking at the person I like?"

Zhou Yang shook his head, wondering if he was hallucinating: "Um, thank you for the milk tea."

"How will you thank me?" Pan Yang blurted out.

This left Zhou Yang somewhat bewildered. This Pan Yang knew how to chat, so he picked up his phone and tapped the screen.

Immediately afterward, Pan Yang's phone rang. He picked it up and saw that 20 had been transferred. Well done.

Pan Yang clicked the refund button and said expressionlessly, "I'm not that shallow."

"So how do you want me to thank you?"

Pan Yang blinked, thought for a moment, and then said, "How about you repay me with your body?"

Zhou Yang: "..." A cup of milk tea in return? What's this kid thinking?

Then I saw Pan Yang swipe his phone screen.

My phone beeped with a message. I opened it and saw four transfers, totaling about 50,000 yuan.

“You’re acting like a typical guy right now,” Zhou Yang couldn’t help but say, then added, “And I don’t like men.”

"!!!" Pan Yang felt heartbroken. He needed someone to help him throw away a card, and then that person would say there were 20 million in the card and leave Pan Yang.

001: "..." I'm really speechless.

Pan Yang looked at Zhou Yang with the same expression one would give a scumbag, then pulled out a card and slammed it on the table: "Give me fifty million, and I'll leave you." Pan Yang said this with a completely expressionless face, making the whole thing even more ridiculous.

"Pfft." Zhou Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Your acting is pretty good."

"Thank you for the compliment." Pan Yang silently took the card back and lay back in his rocking chair. So troublesome, so troublesome. The hidden character actually said that he doesn't like men, but I don't like men either. I just happened to meet him, who is a man.

Ugh, this is so troublesome. I'm starting to hate this law-abiding world.

Seeing that Pan Yang had no intention of continuing the commotion, Zhou Yang glanced at the director and then got up from his chair to continue filming.