Ruthless Host and Her Little Darling Quick Transmigration

Qin Baobao lowered her eyes and looked at herself in the mirror.

That's an eyesore, you old man, stop trying to be cute.

Qin Baobao felt like her eyes had been hit with 1 points of damage, and she needed to take out a mirror to wash her eyes.

If this world is a parallel universe, there should still be characters like Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King.

A classic scene in TV dramas is that Sun Wukong always calls on the local earth god when he encounters trouble.

Qin Baobao stomped her foot, channeling her spiritual power into sound, probing deep into the ground.

"Where is the Earth God?"

Is this... is this actually summoning the Earth God directly?

Wang Chongyang opened his eyes wide, wanting to see what the legendary Earth God looked like.

Isn't she as ethereal and extraordinary as Hongyun?

One breath, two breaths, three breaths.

Nothing appeared.

There was no other way, so Qin Baobao did it again, despite the embarrassment.

"Where is the Earth God?"

One breath, two breaths, three breaths.

Nothing appeared.

The excitement, shock, and anticipation in Wang Chongyang's eyes gradually turned into disappointment, doubt, and distrust.

It's all very fancy and sounds impressive.

That's it?

Are you kidding me?

The death scene of a large community.

Qin Baobao almost lost her composure with her cold expression.

Heaven, are you really going to cheat me like this?

TV dramas have ruined me!

Scapegoat Tiandao: Why is it always me??

The words had already been spoken, and Qin Baobao didn't know how to handle the situation.

Is this action something only the Monkey King can do? Sun Wukong, where are you? Baby needs you.

"What command does the Great Immortal have for me?" Even the Earth God has a temper; he wouldn't be treated like a servant by some random cat or dog. The Earth God's voice was clearly displeased, tinged with anger. Especially that summons—it sounded so familiar it made him want to punch someone.

That old monkey used to summon this old man at the drop of a hat. It was no different from ordering around his servants.

The Earth God had just poked his head out, ready to scare this ignorant creature.

When he looked up, he was greeted by a golden light of merit that nearly blinded his 24k eyes.

The Earth God swallowed the curses he was about to utter, and his attitude completely changed.

The key to high cultivation is having a body full of golden light of merit.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!

Legend has it that long ago, two Great Immortals offended a person destined to bestow merit upon them. They were struck by lightning, their cultivation levels drastically reduced, and their progress stagnated thereafter. Later, they were killed by their enemies and were reborn in a sorry state.

This person was radiant with golden light of merit; if I were to make even the slightest mistake, I fear I would incur the wrath of Heaven. My meager cultivation is no match for that of a Grand Luo Golden Immortal; my life is likely doomed.

Thinking of this, the Earth God's smile grew even brighter, and his attitude became even more respectful. He only hoped that this celestial being was kind-hearted and would spare his life.

Qin Baobao was feeling awkward and at a loss when the sudden voice startled him so much that he almost jumped up.

If I actually jump up, all the ethereal, otherworldly image I've cultivated over this period will be ruined.

Who is this? You almost ruined my image as an immortal lord! Come out here and see for yourself, or I'll break your legs.

Qin Baobao looked around but couldn't find anyone.

"Immortal Lord! Immortal Lord, please stay where you are... Waaah!"

Strange, how did I step on something?

Qin Baobao took a step back, and there was nothing flat under her feet.

Wang Chongyang, who witnessed all of this: ...

Oh my god, this is terrible!

I saw the Earth God being trampled on.

Should I tell you or not? I need an answer urgently.

Before Wang Chongyang could finish his thought, the Earth God immediately popped out from the side, with Qin Baobao's large footprint on his head.

"I wonder what command the Great Immortal has summoned me for? There is nothing in this world that I do not know." The Earth God, with a footprint on his head, was extremely smug.

Oh, that's impressive! You're quite the know-it-all.

Look down.

A small old man with white hair and beard appeared in front of Qin Baobao. He was shorter than Qin Baobao's legs.

The large, clear footprint on his forehead was quite eye-catching.

I think I stepped on something. Could it be that I stepped on it?

Qin Baobao twitched her fingers slightly, believing she had cast a cleansing spell without anyone noticing.

Wang Chongyang: ...

Wang Chongyang held his breath, afraid that the two powerful figures in front of him would remember him.

Wouldn't he be silenced if he saw something so secretive?

Qin Baobao was relieved after the footprint on the Earth God's forehead was removed.

No one will know.

No one could possibly know!

Why can't we see a single deity in this mortal realm?

That's right! Apart from me, the Earth God, all the other deities have gone to the Outer Heavens. Even the Yama Kings don't dare to come up here easily. Where did this great deity come from?

The humble, weak, and pitiful local deity dared not ask!

"The human realm is surrounded by a barrier, preventing other gods and demons from easily entering. Even Yama, the King of Hell, dares not appear in the human realm unless there is an important matter."

"Humans, as beings born of nature, are uniquely blessed, but... alas!"

Humans are truly contradictory creatures, both lovable and hateful.

Qin Baobao was about to ask another question when she suddenly caught sight of Wang Chongyang, who looked increasingly dejected.

That's it! I'm definitely going to die this time. Is this something a mere mortal like me should know?

The immortal has harmed me!

We have no grudges against each other, and I even share the same name as your apprentice, yet you have wronged me in this way.

Wang Chongyang glanced at Qin Baobao with a resentful look, and their eyes met.

At this moment, Wang Chongyang seemed to have left his body, his mind completely blank.

No one can save me now. If there was a next life just now, I would have nothing left now.

"The main reason I called you out this time is to resolve some ghostly incidents outside."

"Ghosts? After people die, they go directly to the underworld. How can there be ghosts lingering in the human world?" The Earth God scanned the area with his divine sense, not believing it.

Wow! They came in droves, almost filling half the village.

"This is impossible! How can there still be ghosts lingering in the human world? With so many ghosts missing, hasn't Yama noticed?"

"Souls that linger outside for too long will dissipate into the world. The ghosts and monsters outside have been there for at least several hundred years. How did they manage to do that?"

"Don't worry about anything else, just tell me if you can get them down there."

"Sure, besides me, there's really no one else who can do this." The local earth god was extremely smug.

Upon arriving at the Yama's Palace, they quickly summoned the Black and White Impermanence.

"Immortal!" The Black and White Impermanence bowed deeply as soon as they approached, afraid of offending this powerful immortal.

If one can wander around the human world unnoticed, who knows, one day it might just be a day trip to the underworld.

"May I ask your name, Immortal?" Bai Wuchang cautiously inquired, so that he could report back to Yama.

Are all gods this long-winded?

Qin Baobao's face was blank; she felt completely numb.

"Red Clouds".