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"Alright, let's tell the truth then. Mi Qianqian's legs are indeed long, longer than yours, and as for Lulu... needless to say, those short legs of hers are even shorter..."

Ye Bai glanced at Qin Wanqing, then turned to look at Shen Lu, and said with a sincere expression.

After thinking about it, he added two more sentences.

"As for how it feels, I really don't know, because I've never touched it. But based on the physiological characteristics brought about by our profession, I think yours should feel better than hers."

"Models need to walk the runway frequently, so their legs develop muscles, which definitely doesn't have as much fat as someone who sits in an office all day. And under normal circumstances, softer things definitely feel more comfortable to touch than harder ones..."

After Ye Bai finished speaking, he suddenly found that the entire office had fallen into an eerie silence.

Then he looked up and saw Queen Qin staring at him with icy eyes, her gaze filled with murderous intent.

Shen Lu's eyes were red, her little mouth was pouting, and she looked so wronged that her face was scrunched up like a big meat bun, as if she could cry at any moment.

There was nothing she could do; her son-in-law disliked her for having short legs, which made it hard for the little girl not to be sad.

"You mean I'm fat, and Lulu's legs are short, so I'm not as good as Mi Qianqian, right?"

Qin Wanqing spoke coldly, her voice as cold as the ice on Mount Everest that had never melted, causing the temperature in the originally warm office to plummet.

"Um... I need to use the restroom..."

Ye Bai was startled and quickly chose to make an excuse to urinate.

"Waaaaah, the young master thinks my legs are too short! Miss, Miss, am I the legendary short, chubby guy?"

Before Ye Bai could even reach the door, Shen Lu couldn't hold back any longer and started wailing.

She cried so hard, tears streaming down her face uncontrollably.

"Don't listen to that bastard's nonsense! My Lulu isn't short, chubby, or fat. She's just cute. What does he know about aesthetics!"

Qin Wanqing felt very sorry for the little girl and quickly hugged her to comfort her.

At the same time, he glared at Ye Bai with gritted teeth. If looks could kill, Ye Bai would have been castrated at least a thousand times over.

"Yes, yes, Lulu, you misunderstood. That's not what I meant..."

Ye Bai had made the little girl cry, so there was no point in making another attempt to pee. He quickly came over to help comfort her.

"Lulu, don't cry. Let's not argue with that scumbag. If he wants to like long-legged girls, let him go find that vixen. Those skinny, stick-like legs can't even walk steadily!"

Qin Wanqing kept comforting Shen Lu, and Ye Bai quickly nodded in agreement, saying, "Yes, yes, short legs mean a stable base, and if the sky falls, there are taller people to hold it up. Being short saves a lot of effort..."

"Ughhhh, my fiancé complains that I'm too short!!"

Ye Bai's attempts to comfort her only made the little girl cry harder.

Qin Wanqing was so angry that she had the urge to sew Ye Bai's foul mouth shut. She had never thought that a sharp tongue was anything to hate before, but after meeting Ye Bai, she realized that the existence of a tongue-pulling hell in the eighteenth level of hell was no accident.

In the end, Ye Bai once again resorted to his trump card, taking the little girl out for a delicious meal.

This gradually calmed Shen Lu down, but she was still sobbing, clearly really upset by the words "short legs".

This shows that women would rather hear a thousand false compliments than a single truth pointing out their flaws.

This is also the key reason why scumbags are generally good at sweet talk.

Just when Ye Bai had resigned himself to his fate and was about to pay a heavy price for his foul mouth today, luck suddenly fell from the sky.

Tong Yan called to invite them to dinner, mainly to express her gratitude to Ye Bai.

If Ye Bai hadn't discovered and exposed Dongfang Wen's conspiracy, Tong Yan would not only have continued to suffer from nightmares every day, but would also have been at risk of being violated by Dongfang Wen at any time.

Tong Yan had no idea how to repay such a huge favor, so she could only offer to have a meal with the other person first.

She's been busy for a while, so it's a good opportunity for everyone to get together today.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look how happy you are. If I didn't know better, I'd think Yan Yan was your wife!"

Seeing Ye Bai grinning from ear to ear, Qin Wanqing was furious again.

Of course, she wouldn't be jealous of her best friend; she simply couldn't stand the scumbag.

And to make matters worse, he's also incredibly stingy. The moment he hears that someone is treating him to a meal, he's overjoyed.

This kind of spineless attitude is truly something else.

"Hehe, Yan Yan is much gentler than you."

Ye Bai winked and made faces, deliberately trying to provoke Queen Qin.

"Bullshit! Where the hell am I not gentle?"

Qin Wanqing couldn't take it anymore and almost jumped up.

Although she and Tong Yan are best friends and she doesn't compare herself to Tong Yan, as a woman, she still has some competitive spirit.

It was especially infuriating that Ye Bai himself said he was inferior to Tong Yan.

This scumbag is probably really after her best friend.

"Tsk tsk tsk, why don't you go look in the mirror now? Look at your fierce, fang-wielding appearance?"

Ye Bai immediately put his newfound knowledge to use, perfectly mimicking the Queen Qin's previous sarcastic and eccentric manner.

"You surnamed Ye, I'll fight you to the death!"

Qin Wanqing could no longer hold back and decided to die together with this scumbag.

……

"Young master, why are you doing this to yourself..."

As she walked out of the office, Shen Lu couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle as she watched Ye Bai rubbing his lower back and wincing in pain. Her beautiful eyes curved into crescent shapes.

As expected of a child, they cry when they want to cry and laugh when they want to laugh. They are in the best years of their lives, and their worries are so short-lived that they can hardly last even an hour, let alone overnight.

"Damn it, this woman has no sportsmanship at all!"

Ye Bai's face darkened as he muttered curses under his breath.

It is said that a gentleman uses words, not fists, but the Queen of Qin was not a gentleman, which is fine.

But the other party not only used their hands, they also used their mouths!

It pounced straight at you and bit you; even a Xuanmen master like Ye Bai couldn't withstand that.

Fortunately, the weather is cooler now and people are wearing more clothes, otherwise Ye Bai felt that he would have had a row of teeth marks on his body after just one bite.

But he didn't dare to struggle, fearing he might hurt the other person.

In the end, one can only passively endure it, and one can only imagine how unpleasant that feeling is.

"Serves you right! See if you'll keep your mouth shut like that!"

In contrast to Ye Bai's dejection, Queen Qin, who was walking ahead, was full of vigor and spirit, like a female general who had won a battle.

Anyway, this jerk always complains that she's not gentle enough and thinks she's a tigress.

Since that's the case, she'll take a different approach and let this guy see what violent aesthetics really means.

"By the way, what are we going to eat?"

Ye Bai was too lazy to look at Qin Wanqing's smug face and focused on the most important issue next.

As a foodie, he has always had the ability to turn grief and anger into appetite.