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"Young master, young master, what happened to your wrist?"

During the meal, seeing the bandage wrapped around Ye Bai's wrist, Shen Lu asked with a mixture of curiosity and worry.

"It's nothing, I just got bitten by a dog again by accident."

Ye Bai said with a dark face.

"How could a dog that's so cute bite someone?"

Shen Lu blinked her big, innocent eyes, her little face full of confusion.

In her mind, dogs are all cute little animals, but her mistress wouldn't let her keep one.

"You're wrong. Not all dogs are cute, just like not all people are good people!"

Ye Bai grew increasingly grief-stricken and indignant, devouring a large piece of braised pork with preserved mustard greens in one bite.

He kindly covered Qin Wanqing with a blanket, but he was treated like a pervert and even bitten hard. Where can he go to seek justice?

After this woman developed her new skill of biting last time, she's clearly become addicted to it now.

Of course, the culprit was also that sales caller. A certain bank insisted on providing him with a reserve fund of 188,000 yuan. Ye Bai really wanted to slap them in the face.

"Hmm, that makes sense. Lulu, you need to be more careful in the future and be more vigilant."

"Some people may look respectable, but they are actually no good. They will try to do bad things while you are asleep."

Qin Wanqing gritted her teeth and snorted.

Although Ye Bai swore that he really just wanted to help cover himself with the blanket, Qin Wanqing felt that even a three-year-old wouldn't believe that.

If a womanizer doesn't take advantage of a sleeping beauty, is he even a man?

In particular, Ye Bai has a criminal record!

He had always found various excuses to take advantage of her before, so Qin Wanqing had reason to suspect that Ye Bai might genuinely want to cover her with a blanket, but his motives were definitely not that simple!

"I felt that what Miss and Son-in-law were saying today was very profound..."

Shen Lu scratched her head, feeling that her IQ seemed to have dropped a bit recently.

Looks like I'll have to eat less from now on. Experts say that eating too much might really affect IQ.

The little girl sighed dejectedly, grabbed the chicken leg from the bowl, and ate it clean in a few bites.

Then, he picked up a pig's trotter and began to eat it sadly...

After a satisfying meal, Qin Wanqing went to work feeling refreshed, while Ye Bai returned to his role as a full-time stay-at-home dad.

First, I decocted medicine for Xiaotaozi and coaxed her for a long time before she finally ate it with a frown.

These medicines are very bitter, and even adults find them difficult to swallow, so it must be tough on this child.

Afterwards, Ye Bai played with Xiao Taozi for a while, and only after she started to take a nap did he have some free time.

Taking care of a child may seem easy, but it is actually not simple at all.

This made Ye Bai even more reluctant to get married and have children.

The marriage was entered into in a daze, but having a child is something I absolutely cannot touch.

However, it's clearly difficult to explain to Old Madam Qin. Ever since the last time she went to Qingfeng Temple to draw lots, the old lady now asks Qin Wanqing every day if there's any progress.

The frequency and level of habit seem to be no different from asking "Have you eaten?".

Or... how about we adopt one from an orphanage?

Ye Bai was not opposed to this approach, after all, he was also an orphan.

But after thinking it over, he gave up the idea.

The key reason for not wanting children is not that they are unable to have them, but that they don't want to raise them.

This means that there is almost no difference between an adopted child and a biological child, and he still has to fulfill the responsibilities of a father.

Responsibility is always the most troublesome thing.

Therefore, Ye Bai felt that it was better to let Queen Qin worry about this matter herself.

This woman has even learned to bite people now, so this little thing shouldn't be too difficult for her.

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"Master, how long must I practice before I can learn real kung fu from you?"

By the pond, Mi Zi was running in circles around the open space.

This popular martial arts star was covered in sweat, and his clothes were almost soaked through.

Ye Bai, meanwhile, sat leisurely in the pavilion with a fishing rod, occasionally opening his mouth to wait for Shen Lu to peel fruit for him.

They were as content as wealthy landlords in ancient times.

"It's a long way off. You practiced it wrong before, and it won't be so easy to correct it now."

"If you don't slack off, it will take a month or two. Oh, and don't lose the prescription I gave you. Remember to take a medicinal bath every day..."

Ye Bai stared at the fishing float in the water and said casually.

Once Mi Zizhen became a member of the Mi family of Loucheng, Ye Bai did not mind teaching him some real skills.

Whether Mi Zi can truly learn it depends on himself.

To be honest, Ye Bai wasn't very optimistic. Firstly, Mi Zizhen was too old and had already missed the best age for practicing martial arts.

Secondly, the person who taught Mi Zi the real kung fu before was clearly just a show-off. Not only did he practice many things incorrectly, but he also caused some damage to important parts of his body, such as joints and muscles.

It's easy to imagine how difficult it would be to change things and get your body back in order.

This is why many masters prefer to take on an ordinary person who knows nothing when they are recruiting apprentices.

A blank sheet of paper is the easiest to draw on.

"Don't worry, Master, I soak in it every day, and I have the patience to keep at it! Not to mention a month or two, even a year or two, ten or twenty years is no problem!"

Mi Zizhen patted his chest confidently and assured that he would never miss the opportunity to meet a true master and teacher.

"hehe."

Ye Bai smiled faintly, not taking it seriously at all.

This is just the beginning; the hellish training is yet to come.

Don't be fooled by how decisive Mi Zizhen is now; he might just be crying and begging for mercy later.

"By the way, Master, Qianqian has a fashion show in a few days. She gave me some tickets and would like you to go and watch it live. Are you free?"

Mi Zizhen continued, panting heavily.

"No, I'm not interested."

Ye Bai refused without hesitation.

He gets tired of having a top-tier beauty like Qin Wanqing around him every day, let alone other women.

No matter how beautiful those models are, they can't possibly surpass Mi Qianqian's beauty level.

In terms of appearance, Mi Qianqian and Qin Wanqing are about the same.

The only advantage is that Mi Qianqian is tall, so her legs are longer.

But what's the use of having long legs if you don't actually ride a tricycle?

So Ye Bai felt that he would rather stay at home and watch TV series with Sha Lulu than spend that time on TV.

"Alright, I'll tell Qianqian I'm not interested either. What's so interesting about a bunch of women, especially with so few clothes on!"

Mi Zizhen nodded in agreement, feeling even more certain that she had made the right choice in becoming an apprentice.

Putting aside everything else, the master and apprentice shared remarkably similar views on women.

What's so great about women? You can't beat them up anyway.

After fishing for a while, Ye Bai's phone suddenly rang.

It was still that same domineering catchy ringtone. Shen Lu had helped him choose it, saying that although the song was cheesy, it was refreshing and would make it less likely for him to miss a call.

Ye Bai deeply understood this point and felt that Sha Lulu was right.

This song is not only invigorating, it can even bring the dead back to life.

Ye Bai took out his phone and looked at it. A strange light flashed in his eyes. It was his adoptive mother, Yang Fenglan, calling.

"Xiaobai, your sister is back. Are you and Wanqing free to come home for dinner tonight?"