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Chapter 189 Farming Requires Effort
"Damn it! Grandma wants to hold her great-grandson, what does that have to do with me? Why are you pinching me!"
Ye Bai started rubbing his kidneys again, gasping for breath while cursing under his breath.
Qin Wanqing is indeed a "quirky monster," the kind who can act erratically anytime, anywhere.
He stood there without saying a word, but then suddenly put his hands on his hips. Who the hell can you reason with that?
Fortunately, Old Madam Qin did not notice what was happening behind her and continued to look at the old Taoist priest with anticipation.
"can."
The old Taoist priest smiled and nodded, gesturing for Old Madam Qin to pick up the divination sticks container beside her.
The old lady was overjoyed upon hearing this, and quickly knelt down devoutly, picked up the divination stick container, and gently shook it.
"You bastard surnamed Ye, you're dead meat! I'll make you pay when I get back!"
While her grandmother was drawing lots, Qin Wanqing leaned close to Ye Bai's ear, her pretty face flushed, and she threatened him through gritted teeth.
"...Hey, hey, hey, it's Grandma who wants a great-grandson, what does that have to do with me? Why are you still bothering me?"
Ye Bai initially appeared innocent, but then his expression changed. He quickly took two steps back and said warily, "Wait... Qin Wanqing, you wouldn't be lusting after my body and trying to take advantage of me, would you?"
"...Take your head, my foot!"
Qin Wanqing grew increasingly ashamed and angry, realizing that she had indeed gone too far.
A couple of pinches on the kidneys weren't enough to hurt this thick-skinned guy. You should just twist the kidneys off; that would stop him from spouting nonsense.
"As long as you don't lust after my body."
Ye Bai breathed a sigh of relief and wiped away his cold sweat.
It's fine if everyone gets what they need, but let's skip the sleeping in bed.
Talking about relationships is such a waste of money.
"Don't worry! Unless all the men in this world die out, I might consider letting you have your way."
Queen Qin looked proud, but after she finished speaking, her heart suddenly trembled. For no reason, she recalled the dream of "wet sheets," and once again she couldn't help but blush and her heart raced!
Having such embarrassing dreams is bad enough, but to have the man in the dream be that despicable guy Ye Bai is just outrageous!
Moreover, under normal circumstances, dreaming about it once should be the limit, but I keep dreaming about it one after another, which is obviously very strange.
Could it be that deep down, I'm actually lusting after this guy's body?
Pah! How could I possibly fall for such a greedy and lustful scumbag!
Qin Wanqing's mind was in turmoil once again, and the more she looked at Ye Bai, the more displeased she became.
At this moment, Old Madam Qin also stopped shaking the divination tube, indicating that the divination had been completed.
"Master, please help me interpret this divination slip."
The old woman devoutly picked up the divination stick and respectfully handed it to the old Taoist priest.
"Although farming is hard work, it will eventually yield a good harvest... Although it was a lucky draw, it's not bad."
The old Taoist priest took it, glanced at it, and nodded with a smile.
Old Madam Qin and Qin Wanqing were both somewhat confused, but Ye Bai's expression began to turn strange.
The old Taoist priest seemed to enjoy the bewilderment of others, stroking his three long strands of beard without continuing to interpret the divination slips.
Old Madam Qin dared not urge them and could only wait patiently.
At her age, she has excellent patience, but she's not in a hurry.
Qin Wanqing couldn't stand it anymore, and then quickly noticed Ye Bai's strange behavior. She asked in an annoyed tone, "What are you doing making those faces? Do you know how to interpret fortune sticks? Do you know what this means?"
As the saying goes, when you don't like someone, even if they are as gentle as a cat, you will still complain about their shedding.
Qin Wanqing's current state clearly reflects this.
Of course, she was also angered by Ye Bai.
She's been angry ever since last night.
Putting aside any other skills this scumbag might possess, his ability to infuriate people is absolutely outstanding.
"Understood."
Ye Bai nodded, without denying it.
Divination and fortune telling are also part of the esoteric arts, so he was naturally familiar with them.
"Tch, you're getting cocky now that I'm calling you fat! Since you're so good at this, why don't you just interpret the fortune sticks for me?"
Qin Wanqing snorted. Whenever Ye Bai put on an air of knowing everything, she felt that he was just putting on an act.
"sure."
Ye Bai nodded, then remembered that Queen Qin was a super big spender, so he quickly added, "The interpretation of the divination slips cannot be done for free; that's the rule."
"...Look at you, all you want is money, right? No problem, I'll give you what you want! Ten thousand yuan should be enough, right?"
Qin Wanqing looked at her with disdain, then took out her phone and turned it away on the spot.
Instantly, 10,000 yuan arrived in my account!
Compared to the Qin Queen's generosity, this amount of money, though not much, is still incredibly extravagant for interpreting a simple fortune stick.
Putting everyone else aside, the old Taoist priest's eyes widened upon hearing this, and he almost jumped up from the ground.
This price is outrageous! It doesn't need to be ten thousand! Give him five thousand... no! Give him three thousand, or even two thousand or a thousand, and he'll be able to solve it perfectly right away!
"This young man..."
Just as the old Taoist coughed, preparing to remind Ye Bai to have some decency and not rush ahead, it was already too late.
"To put it another way, it's like saying: 'Seeking a child is like tilling the field; diligence yields a bountiful harvest.' Hmm, you should understand what 'tilling the field' means, right?"
Ye Bai put away his phone with satisfaction and began to interpret the fortune for Qin Wanqing.
At this moment, Old Madam Qin also turned around, smiling as she looked at Ye Bai, wanting to hear how her grandson-in-law would interpret the divination.
But as soon as she heard the words "plowing the fields" and "diligence," the old lady's expression turned strange.
"Nonsense! Of course I know about farming, but what does that have to do with having children?"
Qin Wanqing glared at Ye Bai and snorted irritably.
Although she was a wealthy heiress and had nothing to do with farming, she had at least seen pigs run, even if she had never eaten pork.
Ye Bai really wanted to chuckle and ask again, "Have you ever heard of oxen dying from exhaustion but fields being ruined by plowing?" But considering that there was an elder like Old Madam Qin nearby, and that such lewd talk didn't fit his persona, he continued to honestly explain things to Qin Wanqing.
"The specific interpretation of the divination is: The path to having a child is like farming, requiring arduous effort. As long as you persevere, you will eventually reap the joy of a bountiful harvest."
"To put it more simply, it means that couples should have more sexual activity, which will naturally increase the chances of getting pregnant."
Ye Bai smiled slightly, then looked at the dumbfounded old Taoist priest and asked, "Taoist priest, was my interpretation correct?"
"No...that's right!"
The old Taoist priest nodded subconsciously, then his gaze toward Ye Bai turned hostile.
Although this fortune stick for seeking a child is not profound, it is not something that everyone can easily decipher.
Most importantly, Ye Bai's solution was almost identical to his answer!
This is something no ordinary person could do. The old Taoist priest now strongly suspects that this young man is a fellow professional who is deliberately trying to steal his business.
"Ye Bai! You...you're such a scoundrel!"
Qin Wanqing finally understood, her pretty face flushed red, she spat and turned to leave.
She was so embarrassed that she couldn't stay any longer, especially with her grandmother there.
She was so embarrassed to be talking about such inappropriate topics in front of her elders that she wanted to disappear into the ground.
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