My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Hua Ran paused for a moment, then turned to leave, but Qiao Yi grabbed her waist and held her tightly.

"What?"

"I'm going to shut that bitch's mouth!"

The more they talked, the more excited they became.

The man's voice seemed to be audible throughout the entire mansion.

"My lady~~~ Touch my neck, touch my waist~~~ My lady's hands are like the finest jade, they feel so cool~"

Hua Ran's teeth ached from hearing it.

Qiao Yi quickly said, "Why are you arguing with a dead person? Miss Su is almost dead, so of course her hands are cold. They'll be even colder after she dies!"

Then another voice came from outside.

"My lady~ open your mouth~ I'll use my mouth to feed you grapes, okay?"

"Okay, you've got grapes in your mouth that taste sweeter than honey! Cough...cough cough cough cough!"

Joey's mouth gaped open, thinking to herself, "Good heavens, I'm really something else."

You're so weak, yet you still crave male beauty.

To die beneath a peony is truly a romantic death.

Then, the next moment, the man exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh dear, my wife, why are you dizzy? Don't sleep, get up! You promised me you'd favor me three times a day! How come you've fainted before we've even kissed!"

"Get up, get up, get up!"

Without even looking, both Qiao Yi and Hua Ran felt that the man was shaking Miss Su.

However, there probably won't be any further developments this time.

Both men breathed a sigh of relief.

Qiao Yi had Hua Ran lie face down on the bed while she continued to massage his back.

Hua Ran's expression softened, and she took out a silk handkerchief from her bosom, flicking it at Qiao Yi's face. The strong lotus fragrance filled Qiao Yi's breath.

Then Hua Ran delicately lay down on the bed.

He said in a soft, sweet voice, "My lady~ Come here~"

Joey chuckled. "Still learning? You're way more charming than that guy. If you're a lotus, he's just a weed. You two aren't even in the same league."

Hua Ran buried her little head under the pillow.

She made a shy "mmm" sound.

Joey added, "He's no match for you at all. In my opinion, you're the most alluring."

"Oh, how annoying! I'd rather be a block of wood than a wife..."

Because that would only make my heart race.

My heart is pounding right now!

Qiao Yi massaged Hua Ran's waist, and Hua Ran relaxed completely, her big tail constantly brushing against Qiao Yi's little face.

Occasionally, she would let out a soft whimper or two, feeling both shy and satisfied.

Joey said, "That man is a person. He has a shadow, yang energy, and everything else, but there's one thing I can't see: his face."

Hua Ran asked in return, "What do you mean?"

"There are only two types of people whose faces I can't see: those who are more capable than me and those who are half-possessed."

Joey said that it was obvious that the delicate-looking man was not the former.

Hua Ran immediately said, "A snake? But that snake is no ordinary snake either. It has eyes all over its body. Ugh, it's disgusting. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps."

"Those who are not good-looking are mostly possessed by demonic forces and have not achieved enlightenment during their cultivation."

But Joey said it was okay.

Anyway, it was the snake demon who approached them first.

Both morally and logically, Joey has to get rid of that black snake.

The system even said that eliminating this anomaly would earn fifty taels of silver!

There are so many things you can buy in this world.

Qiao Yi had just finished massaging Hua Ran's waist, making Hua Ran feel drowsy.

Then the man's voice came again.

"Hmph! You stinky wife, you wicked wife, if you don't get up, I'll do it myself~~~"

"Oh my, my lady, I'm going to kiss your little lips first!"

"They've taken off your clothes!"

"You rascal, if you don't get up, I'm going to hit you!"

Upon hearing this, Hua Ran's relaxed body tensed up again.

"Disgusting! What rubbish! I don't want to hear this, my wife!"

Joey thought, I don't want to hear it either.

She quickly pulled Hua Ran down to lie down, creating a small barrier around them to prevent any sound from getting in.

By evening, the house was brightly lit.

Miss Su just came out.

Joey felt that she had become even thinner.

Good heavens, it's drained all the yang energy, leaving only a skeleton.

Miss Su was still smiling as she watched the servants in the mansion setting up a stage in the courtyard.

Then, let Qiao Yi and Hua Ran go to the side hall for dinner. The table was full of dishes, which looked and smelled delicious.

But Hua Ran kept shrinking behind Qiao Yi.

Miss Su also asked, "Why does your husband always wear a hood and a cloak?"

Joey casually replied, "He's weak and sensitive to the cold."

"Oh, my body is also very cold, it feels so comfortable to hold it."

Joey simply nodded politely and squeezed Hua Ran's hand.

He gestured to Hua Ran not to be afraid.

Because the dishes on this table were actually made from dead rats.

It was the kind that was covered in blood.

Miss Su appeared to have taken a large pork knuckle, but in reality, she took a dead rat to eat.

Hua Ran felt like throwing up.

The delicate-looking man had a smile in his eyes and ate heartily as if he hadn't eaten for days.

"Miss Qiao, please sit down! Don't be shy, join us for a meal. You've never seen such good food before, have you?"

"Uh……"

I've never seen it before.

If we don't eat it, we'll give ourselves away and alert the enemy.

People immediately knew that the two of them could tell there was something wrong with the dish.

I just can't bring myself to eat it!

Hua Ran glanced at Qiao Yi, her eyes filled with resistance.

Qiao Yize: Don't worry, I'm here.

The two sat down.

Joey said, "The food on this table is too oily; neither of us can eat it."

"how?"

"Because my husband and I... um... we're having a baby! So we both avoid greasy food..."

Hua Ran couldn't hold back this time and coughed several times.

Joey then gently patted Hua Ran's back.

"Wait a minute, I'll cook you a bowl of vegetarian noodles in a bit."

Miss Su paused.

As if he had thought of something, a rare trace of sorrow appeared between his brows.

But soon she said, "I'll have the kitchen cook a bowl of vegetarian noodles right now."

Then she asked, "How long have you been pregnant? In the first three months, men will experience dizziness, and women will develop pimples on their face. Miss Qiao's skin looks smooth and delicate; she doesn't seem to have pimples on her face."

"Um……"

Joey doesn't quite understand the laws governing the continuation of life in this world.

I want the system to check.

Before the results were even checked, Hua Ran got up and said she wanted to pour herself a glass of water.

As soon as he stood up, his body went limp. He held onto the table with both hands, looking as if he was about to fall, revealing a soft and weak state.

"Hmm... Mistress..."

"What's wrong?!"

"I...I feel dizzy..."

As Hua Ran said this, she shook her head, as if to say that she was fine.

As soon as her hands left the table, she collapsed into Joey's arms like a supple willow branch.

"My lady... I feel so dizzy..."

Joey's face showed extreme concern.

In his heart, he thought, "Hua Ran, it's a shame you're not a movie star."

Then she said with concern, "Come, let me rub your temples. It's harder for a man to have children than a woman. You've really suffered..."