My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.
Chapter 255 The Husband-Chasing Crematorium - Why Don't You Believe Me?
Hua Ran asked Qiao Yi, "Did you have any dreams during this trip?"
"No, I have a clear conscience and I'm not dreaming."
"..."
Hua Ran choked up, momentarily at a loss for words.
This little girl is so young and good at everything, so why does she have to have a mouth?
"Dreaming isn't just about doing bad things or having scary dreams. Haven't you ever dreamed of good things? Like things you want?"
"No, I can get what I want. There's no such thing as wanting something but not being able to have it, like the fur on a Taotie's tail."
Hua Ran's mouth opened slightly, as if she wanted to bite her to death.
Amazing, truly amazing.
Taotie, one of the Four Fiends, can't she say something that someone her age should say?
Well, they're just exceptionally talented.
Who can blame them when they are so young yet possess such abundant yang energy, something that others could not achieve even in several lifetimes?
"Then let me get straight to the point: have you heard the instructions from Heaven to come out and find your destined one?"
"No."
"..."
Qiao Yi asked Hua Ran, "Can we remove the barrier now?"
If not, she will force her way in.
Hua Ran grabbed her hand and pressed it against her chest.
Wow! My heart is pounding and my emotions are racing.
Moreover, by touching him, Joey could feel that he wasn't as weak as he looked, but rather thin but not weak.
He's muscular!
What to do? I seem even more excited.
Joey had to pull her hand back, or things would get out of control.
But Hua Ran held Qiao Yi's hand tightly.
"Don't move, look at my memory."
Soon, Joey's brain processed what Hua Ran had experienced before, that is, the recent events.
In my dream, it was a divine instruction that a destined person should descend the mountain.
Qiao Yi paused, "You're saying I'm your destined one?!"
"Is there anything unclear about my memory? And with your abilities, you should know that I did not fabricate anything; my memory is completely real."
This time, when Qiao Yi pulled her hand away, Hua Ran didn't stop her anymore.
Joey's hand was clenched into a fist behind her back.
My palms... are so hot.
Joey coughed. "How do you know the destined one is me?"
"Is there even a need to say it? The feeling we had when we first met was pretty obvious, wasn't it?"
Hua Ran also said, "Qiao Yi must have felt something special too, right?"
The two are like yin and yang, attracting each other.
"You even did that to me last night... I..."
Hua Ran lowered her head shyly.
She turned away from Joey, her cheeks flushed, and said, "I'm willing too..."
Hua Ran exhaled.
I said it out loud, but the feeling it evoked was quite peculiar.
I wasn't unhappy at all; on the contrary, I was very happy.
Joey gritted her teeth and said, "You're willing, but I'm not! You seduced me like that; you used your seductive magic on me!"
"What do you mean?!"
Hua Ran quickly turned around, "Are you saying I'm shameless to everyone? What do you take me for!"
"Who knows if you treat all those with strong yang energy this way, luring us over until we lower our guard before eating us!"
Hua Ran's eyes immediately dimmed, and her pupils contracted sharply.
"So even if I show you my memories, they're fake?"
This time, it was Joey's turn to choke.
I couldn't find a way to refute it.
Later, he simply said, "How would I know if that destined person is me? It's just that I wasn't dreaming about your destined person, nor did I receive any hints!"
Hua Ran was so angry that she trembled all over.
He pointed at Joey, his arm trembling.
"Are you... are you sure?"
Joey nodded. "You're right! Go find someone else! Whether it's your so-called destined person or you just want to absorb yang energy, it's none of my business."
Hua Ran waved her hand angrily, "Fine! You're all for it! Don't blame your brother for not cultivating with you when you die early, I spit on you!"
Hua Ran walked forward, but turned back after only a couple of steps.
"Also, I need to make this clear to you: your kissing skills are absolutely terrible, like you're gnawing on pork! How poor are you that you expect to eat pork just because you're kissing someone? Ha, it's clear you haven't made a single sale since you left the Taoist temple, has it?"
"You won't earn any more money in the future, oh dear, I misspoke earlier, what do you mean by 'die of old age'? You won't live to see that, you'll starve to death first! It's because you're a blockhead, you can't think outside the box!"
"Heaven has given instructions, but you just won't believe it. What can we do? If you want to die, even Heaven can't save you! With this stubborn and self-willed personality, you'll never make any money in the future, little sister!"
Joey already has several cross-shaped marks on her forehead.
The fact that she couldn't make money really hit a nerve with her.
Moreover, judging from the fact that the woman's family is in such dire straits, they can't afford to give her any money.
After leaving the Taoist temple, we resolved many strange phenomena and used up several stacks of talismans, but in the end... we didn't make any money.
Ah! Come to think of it, I've been eating nothing but wild vegetables for several days now.
"Come back here!"
"Humph!"
Hua Ran not only didn't return, but also spat out a lotus-shaped golden seal, which smashed directly onto Qiao Yi's head.
The golden mark was instantly absorbed by the forehead.
It was so fast that Joey didn't even have time to stop it.
Hua Ran's voice came: "I have the power of words, don't think of me as so weak, hmph! My curse is always in effect."
"you!"
Joey gritted her teeth.
She also discovered that the baby's ghost was still hiding inside Hanazono's tail.
Damn it! What's going on?
"You vixen, give back the baby's ghost! I want to hold a funeral for him!"
Hua Ran scoffed.
"I have a name!"
After saying that, Hua Ran ran away.
A cross appeared on Joey's forehead again.
But as soon as she took a step, something occurred to her.
It was what my master told me when I left.
"Qiao Yi, everyone in the entire sect is less capable than you. We can't predict your fate, Qiao Yi. You'd better predict your own."
"No, I only consult fortune tellers when I'm unlucky. I don't want to be unlucky."
“But… recently, there have been occasional bright yellow lights shining into your room from the sky. You may have too much yang energy around you, which cancels out the light. We cultivators around here can see it… this should be a sign from heaven.”
Thinking about this, Joey couldn't help but mutter to herself.
"No way, is this divine guidance..."
Joey couldn't help but do a quick calculation on her fingers, then her eyes suddenly widened.
"No, no way? It's true!"
Hua Ran was truly her destined one.
Although I don't like him right now, the thought of wrongly accusing him makes me feel a little awkward.
Because the will of Heaven will not guide those who have committed heinous crimes to accomplish something together with it.
Therefore, the chances of Hanazono doing something bad are extremely slim, almost impossible.
Just then, the woman of the house grabbed Joey's trouser leg, trying to beg Joey to save the person.
Joey exclaimed, "Oh dear! Apart from your child being able to be reincarnated and have a good outcome, the rest of you and your husband are doomed. Especially you, your sins are far greater than your husband's. Just wait to go to hell!"
After saying that, Qiao Yi hurried off to chase after Hua Ran.
"You vixen, don't go!"
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